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Archive for June, 2009

2009 BET Awards Recap – Twitter Style

There was so much going on with that sham of a Michael Jackson tribute on BET last night, that I could bear to review it.  So I thought today, I’d just copy and paste my real time comments about the show from Twitter last night.  Much simpler for me…much funnier for you! YES! I don’t give [...]

Will Candy Girls Cure Your Sweet Tooth a 2nd Time?

Judging by the amount of people who end up on our site looking for Candy Girls information, people actually give a damn about a Season 2.  Well, according to Brooke (directly from her Twitter – @iheartbrooke), they’ll know by the end of the Summer whether or not they’re getting picked up for Season 2. We’ll [...]

Dirty Danielle – Breaking News!!

Real Housewives of New Jersey leading lady Dirty Danielle Staub, AKA Beverly Merrill, is headed to court today to stop from slimy piece of shit from selling less than flattering pictures of her, as well as the infamous sex tape! The courts will grant her an injunction, but don’t be surprised if the shit hits [...]

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion: Part I Recap

I’m 22 minutes in and have been to busy shaking my head at this bullshit to type. One thing became clear to me right away.  Jacque has chosen sides; she’s clearly ridin’ wit the Manzos!  Think back to how certain Jacqueline was about WHAT Dina and Caroline said about Danielle and HOW they said it.  Now [...]

Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale

Dina and Lexi start off visiting Terrible T’s new house.  Why does she have on a Jersey Girl t-shirt?  Like people can’t figure the shit out by lookin’ at her and listenin’ to her tawwwwlk!  Dina ain’t much better with that sleeveless top on and a damn scarf!  Of course she likes how Teresa dresses…look [...]

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Episode 4 Recap

I already know the jig is about to be up for Dirty Danielle/Beverly Merrill in this episode.  What I’m not sure of is how hard she’s gonna come back on the other housewives! Dirty D, Jacque and Teresa are out to dinner and she brought it to them off the top!  Dirty D said not [...]

Rihanna the Ripper…

In spite of Rihanna’s rep saying that RiRi and Los Angeles Lakers star Andrew Bynum are not an item, our sources tell us otherwise! We give her until after the hype of the Lakers winning the championship (Vine’s prediction) dies down, before Rihanna the Ripper will be on to someone new!  Baby girl is too young [...]

The Real Scandalous Housewives of New Jersey

These Housewives are starting to create more entertainment off camera than on.  If I were a betting woman (which I am when money permits), I’d say that Bravo knows all this shit before filming begins…and they cast these violent, criminal ass broads on purpose! I’m a week behind, so ya’ll might have already know this, [...]

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Episode 3 Recap

Teresa’s up first!  She’s driving Gia to Wilhelmina in Manhattan.  She didn’t get the role for The Rock movie (shocker), so stage mom Teresa is on a mission!  Wilhelmina didn’t like Gia’s current comp card – too pageantY.  Teresa had the nerve to bitch about paying $800.00 for shitty comp cards, yet she dropped the price of [...]

The Hills: 5/26/09 Recap

It’s so hard to watch this bullshit after seeing Speidi on I’m A Celebrity actin like assholes, but I’ll do my best! Heidi and her hair told Steph about the engagement.  She asked Steph to ask LC to come!  First of all, don’t you usually invite people with invitations?  Secondly, this bitch is about to [...]

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