Big Papa, Little Man…

Photo Courtesy of TMZ.com

Photo Courtesy of TMZ.com

First of all, I gotta give it up to TMZ.  I love them!  Those fools would get a picture of Jesus if they could.

They came through with the first photo of Real Housewives of Atlanta co-star Kim Zolciak and her sugar daddy, Big Papa.  This foolishness looks like Big Love, Little People! 

No wonder he lets her run around actin’ a fool.  Look at him!  I don’t give a damn how much money that short man has, he looks like the bell man!  He looks like the “da plane, da plane” dude!  And he DEFINITELY looks like his dick is small. 

I will give credit where credit is due though.  Kim looks good in the picture.  Even her hair looks good.  So I gotta ask, why the fuck does she wear that bad rug on the show?  I think it’s part of her plan to push this wig line down our throats, but who knows!

Shit, if she likes it, I love it.  Lord knows she’s the only “housewife” left, besides Kandi, who hasn’t had public financial woes.  She must be doing someone something right!

…in a minute…Vine

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  1. I was waiting for your comments on this pic. I saw it on TMZ the other day. And he looks like a munchkin! That doesn’t even look like Kim to me, besides the blonde hair and did she HAVE to wear the heels? I mean for the short mans sake could she have thrown on some Gucci flip flops?

    He was also featured on Cribs once, did you guys catch that?

  2. @jizzle – He probably gets off on having an “amazon” like Kim on his arm. He looks all kinds of crazy if you ask me.

    NO, we did not know he was on cribs. Aww shit. Anyone who has a youtube of this, please send it our way! – vine

  3. Yea, his kids were featured in Teen Cribs. They show him a few times and his WIFE! It is the first home featured, and DAMN! No wonder he can “support” Kim.

    Check it out: http://www.mtv.com/global/music/videos/popout/?id=1612149

  4. Did they say what his name is or what he does?

  5. @Jen – Nope. I haven’t watched the link yet, but I’m hoping they give plenty of information LOL! – Vine


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