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The Nanny Gets Her Payday…

According to TMZ, initial reports of Elin Woods’ divorce settlement of $750 million was extremely exaggerated.  Their sources are telling them that she’s going to get $100 million and ya’ll know Harvey is never wrong. I’ve been reading a lot of comments on Facebook and Twitter about how fucked up it is that the help a woman [...]

Kim K, you ain’t slick…

Not long before Kim Kardashian was linked to NFL nobody player Miles Austin, she was kissing all over the globe with soccer phenom Cristiano Ronaldo.  When asked, she said they weren’t dating and that she was enjoying the single life.  Please girl.  That is not what our sources told us. H & V learned that Kim [...]

6 Figure Sex…

Almost nothing shocks me, but damnit if this didn’t make me speechless!  According to Perez Hilton, Jaimee Grubbs, Tiger’s other mistress, was paid $150,000 to spill her guts to US Weekly (the issue is currently on newsstands)!  WHAT?  A hunned and fiddy thousand dollas!  Ain’t that a bitch? Women, I want you to take a minute and think about [...]

Elin to Tiger…’Run Me My Money’

We told ya’ll that Elin Nordegren knew what she was doing!  Looks like Tiger’s loving wife who’s supposedly going to stick by her man, is making sure that they at least stay attached financially! Elin’s initial prenuptial agreement will give her $20 million should she and Tiger divorce after 10 years of marriage.  Obviously, he went [...]

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Golf Club…

Where do we start?  He is so stupid!  What kinda self-respecting playa would leave a voice message talking about “HEY THIS IS TIGER”!  GNR!  He might as well have said “Hey, this is Tiger Woods of the PGA, Earl Woods’ son”.  He all but asked for these sidechicks to save his messages for a rainy day! If you [...]

The Govan Gold Diggers…

Well it looks like Shaq has fallen into the trap of yet another notorious “where dem dollas at” bay area broad!  Shaq has been playing house with none other than Oakland native and Gilbert Arenas’ baby mama (who’s sister is also Matt Barnes’ fiancée) Laura Govan!  Yes, Laura has 2 children and one on the way with Wizards Star Arenas.  Her little sister, [...]

Michael Vick, Back in the Game???

Unless you live under a rock or in Fresno, you surely know that Michael Vick has signed a 2-year deal with the Philadelphia Eagles.  I can actually speak for Hollywood on this one, too!  GET OVER IT! I am so sick of people talking about this man and those fucking dogs.  Listen, I was just [...]

Rihanna the Ripper…

In spite of Rihanna’s rep saying that RiRi and Los Angeles Lakers star Andrew Bynum are not an item, our sources tell us otherwise! We give her until after the hype of the Lakers winning the championship (Vine’s prediction) dies down, before Rihanna the Ripper will be on to someone new!  Baby girl is too young [...]

Celebrities on Twitter…Our Thoughts

As ya’ll know, there are a ton of celebrities on Twitter.  H&V don’t follow all of them, but we follow a few and must speak on it.  Actually, one in particular irritated the shit outta Vine this morning.   But we figured, why single his ass out?! Britney Spears – She and her people Tweet sometimes.  [...]

Out & About…

Houston Rockets stars Aaron Brooks and Ron Artest were kickin’ it at Tear Drop in Portland last night/this morning.  Artest was seen giving his number to an unknown white woman.  THIS is how these niggas don’t progress in the playoffs.  Out chillin’ hollerin’ at broads instead of resting and focusing on the damn series!  They’ll [...]

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