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Real Housewives of NY: Season 4 Premiere (Recap)

The new season started off with Ramona, Alex and their husbands drinking Ramona Singer Pinot Grigio.  Yep, she’s hawkin wine now, in case you missed that development in the off-season.  Jill arrived stuffed into her dress like Wendy Williams’ feet stuffed into her dancing shoes.  She claimed to have grown and been humbled from last [...]

Nene & Al Reynolds, Girlfriends?

Word is that Nene Leakes [Real Housewives of Atlanta and Celebrity Apprentice] has sought out a friendship with Star Jones’ ex-husband, Al Reynolds.  She’s allegedly “spending time with Jones’ ex” in a ridiculous attempt to get back at Star. Really Nene?  If this is true, you HAVE turned into the out of control monster we [...]

Real Housewives of DC: 9/23 Live Blog

For the 15 of us still watching this group, here we go…starting off with Cat and Charles.  She’s finished her book and they’re boring me talking about it.  Evidently it was difficult for him to read the book cuz it discussed her past life, but he got over it.  I guess he did…by divorcing her [...]

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion: Part 2 (live blog)

A little late to the party due to Labor Day celebrating…here we go! I turn on the tv to hear Teresa screaming like a banshee, mocking Danielle.  Jaque is hollerin’, Mama Line is the only one being quiet.  Do these women ever quit?  My question is if they know she’s such a liar and a phony, [...]

Real Housewives of NJ: Finale Part 1 (Live Blog)

I have been waiting for this since the beginning of the season!  Here we go. Right off the bat, this is why I’m not a fan of Theresa’s!  The show hasn’t been on for 5 minutes and she’s already on the attack toward Dirty Danielle.  When they attack her like that and she hasn’t even opened [...]

Real Housewives of NY: 05/27/10

So producers sent Kelly home to seek medical treatment for her mental issues Kelly decided to go home in the middle of the night!  Thank God for small favors.  I don’t know if she’s mentally ill or on drugs, but last week’s breakdown was not a good look and frankly boring!  How long have we [...]

Real Housewives of OC: S5 Episode 2

OMG they have carried this dumbass argument into another episode??  Drag much, Bravo?!  Tacky Tamra, YOU are the one who started the fight talkin’ about “bring it on”, but now you are 41 years old and have 4 kids!  Wait a minute, wasn’t Vicki the one up Gretchen’s ass last season talkin about she needed to [...]

Real Housewives of OC: S5 Episode 1

Yes, actually, I do realize that I’m about 5 weeks behind.  You’ve been here long enough to know what I always say…better late than never.  Shit, I’ve been going through Atlanta Housewives withdrawal and anger since the last season ended.  I believe I’m ready to move on and give the OC bitches my undivided attention. [...]

Why Must Sheree Act A Donkey At All Times?

I’m sure ya’ll have seen all the celebrities doing their bit for the NOH8 Campaign.  Now our trashtastic Atlanta Housewives are in on the cause.  Sheree’s photo is out.  WHY must this woman make everything about her.  Take a look at her NOH8 photo and tell me what’s wrong with it! How are you gonna involve [...]

The Real Scandalous Housewives of New Jersey

These Housewives are starting to create more entertainment off camera than on.  If I were a betting woman (which I am when money permits), I’d say that Bravo knows all this shit before filming begins…and they cast these violent, criminal ass broads on purpose! I’m a week behind, so ya’ll might have already know this, [...]

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