It’s so hard to watch this bullshit after seeing Speidi on I’m A Celebrity actin like assholes, but I’ll do my best! Heidi and her hair told Steph about the engagement. She asked Steph to ask LC to come! First of all, don’t you usually invite people with invitations? Secondly, this bitch is about to [...]
Due to all the reports about Speidi bitchin’ up in the jungle (filming “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here”), I couldn’t resist tryna polish off The Hills episodes. In case you’re not following @imacelebritynbc on Twitter, click here to see a photo of the alleged Mrs. Pratt in Costa Rica! I hope the link [...]
WHY does Audrina have that Debbie Gibson hat on again? Lauren and Lo are wrong for not tellin’ her that she looks like a fucking fool. Evidently, Justin Bobby heard about Hawaii. I wonder who told him? producers Lauren’s tryna talk to Stephanie about work and Steph’s talkin’ about a dude. Heidi and her pump [...]
I am so catching up on my DVR today! Not one word about the lateness of my recap. Before I get started, I wanna know how Speidi is on a show about celebrities when they ain’t even celebrities? Just wonderin… Aight, so now I’m seeing the Audrina-Brody fucking in Hawaii fallout. What world is this [...]
Why do ya’ll request more of the shows that I watch? Bombard Hollywood with requests. Oh speaking of, she’ll be glued to Gotti’s Way and New York Goes to Work for anyone looking forward to that shit. I know I’m late with the Hills, but it’s so hard to watch this bullshit. Aight, here we [...]
LC and Audrina are at some dive bar having drinks. LC told her to get back out there on the man hunt. Uh, I don’t think LC meant with Brody sweetie! But that’s later in the show. Over at People’s Revolution, Stephanie is workin’ Kelly’s last nerve leaving shit all over the place and preparing [...]
I hope this whole damn season isn’t gonna be Speidi bullshit! I can only take so much. Over at People’s Revolution, LC’s boss needs a new intern to take Whit’s place. By the way, don’t ya’ll miss Whitney? I do. LC and Stephanie went out to eat and she was all over the new internship. [...]
I know, ya’ll are shocked that we’re reviewing the Hills. But H&V used to watch this shit way back when. We fell off, but since one of our readers made a request, why not! Oh Gawd, Heidi, her fake lips, fake boobs, honk if you love Jesus self is up with some bad weave wearin’ [...]
