It seems as though E! got the memo that nobody watched Candy Girls decided not to pick up Candy Girls for a second season.

Not to worry…Terricka said on Twitter that she’s working on getting a show for her, Antonio and her daughter, Jordan.  By the way, they’re engaged.

Developing…

…H & V…in a minute

We know most of you skipped the AMAs this year.  Good thing cuz it was a snoozefest.  However, H & V love to give you our award show “thoughts” as we twittered them in real time.  Here’s what I (Vine, Hollywood passed on the show) thought:

Janet still looks good!

Paula can’t even walk in that too tight Kim Kardashian-esque dress.

Fergie, that’s how you’re supposed to look when a stripper is in the media talking about your husband’s indiscretions!!

I know J Lo is mad that Shakira came out looking & dancing like that, then she busted her ass during a “comeback” performance. Embarrassing

Shakira came out looking like what all “mamis” aspire to be…then J Lo comes out looking like Shakira’s maid! SMH

Nicole Kidman has stuck by her 2nd husband through alcoholism. Tom Cruise must be more fucked up than we think!

Jigga & AK are going to run this new york shit into the ground. ENOUGH!

This negro truly thinks he some sort of god. Look at this shit! So over Jay-Z

Alicia Keys is rocking that body magic tonight LOL!

Aww shit, there goes Whitney’s crackhead ass bouncing and shit! SMH at this mess.

Everyone’s mad @ Fantasia, but hardly anyone said peep about Alicia Keys and her forbidden “relationship”. #justsayin

RT @joejpaige @hollywoodNvine Alicia Keys is more forgivable than Fantasia bcuz she’s lightskin. #BlackInAmerica #AMAs (PREACH!!)

Why does Will i am look like a black Liberace? What’s he on?

Thank God Joe’s [Jackson] not accepting this award.

I didn’t know Victoria’s Secret made suits for men!

This show is a trainwreck. It hasn’t been right since Dick Clark had a damn stroke

Rihanna was horrible! There, I said it.

Carrie Underwood is the truth!

I’m shocked @iamdiddy didn’t have Ciroc on that piano while Gaga was playing.

Rihanna sounded like someone was cutting off her nipples with a butter knife.

I think 2 of those 3 men on stage right now might like each other…#justsayin

I like that the blond from Gloriana jumped up and down when they won:) It was refreshing.

J Lo is so washed up!

Even Marc Anthony knew J Lo sucked. Did you see his face?

J Lo needs to beg Ashanti back

Oh gawd, another Whitney monologue!

The only thing worse than Jermaine’s bad hair and Victoria’s Secret suit is that ugly ass woman on his arm! YIKES!

Alicia Keys twice in one night? Why? Same hair and make up…smh

Alicia keys and those hips should always be sitting down behind a piano.

Why does her dancer look like a drive by shooter?

Can nobody think of new shit but acting like boxers hittin the ring tonight? Fuck!

Why are people still asking Eminem to perform on awards shows?

Did ya’ll just see ole girl w/that press n curl LOL? She looked like Brenda on 227

I’ve seen all I can of Eminem and his new nose!

Timbaland and his ballpark frank necks aren’t going to get me thrown out tonight!

U got to be a fat MuthaSucka to have Timbaland money and still can’t get a white t-shirt to fit your ass!

Why is Taylor Swift acting like she didn’t know she was going to win all this shit? Stop it.

This muthaluva [Adam Lambert] simulated oral on the AMAs with a man and a woman! WTF is the outrage LOL?

There you have it folks.  If you watched the show, tell us what you think.

…Vine…in a minute

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Word is that Antwan “Big Boi” Patton owes Uncle Sam $55,727 in back taxes.  The thing that gets me about people commenting on celebrities and their so-called financial woes is that half the time the shit ain’t a woe. 

Big Boi clearly has 56 racks!  The nigga is just lazy.  To you and me, that’s a lot, but that roses smell like boo-boo money can take care of that and then some.

On the other hand, nigga, pay your fucking taxes and be done with it.  Why do celebrities do stupid shit like this?  It’s like when they get DUIs.  We know regular muthafuckas on Twitter who have around the clock car service.  Surely, a member of Outkast can afford the same….and why do they call him “Uncle Sam”?  I have no uncles with a fresh press and curl!

…Vine…in a minute

Dayum Tasia, are times that hard?  Allegedly, Fantasia is fucking a married father of 2 children.  He was selling mobile phones and evidently, she was buying…more than minutes! 

After their encounter, they allegedly boned twice in a hotel, which she know doubt paid for.  Then after 5 seconds of American Idol kitty, he left his wife and children to move into Fantasia’s kuntry mansion and travelled with her while she did the Color Purple!  Ummph ummmph ummmph!

We also just heard that she supposedly has his last name tattooed on her chest!  WHAT is wrong with her (if true)?  Surely having American Idol Winner in front of your name get can you dick from anywhere.  This bitch done reverted to married Metro PCS T-Mobile sales associates.  I won’t even discuss how she has a daughter who’s seeing this bullshit take place!  What would Mama Oprah have to say?

…Vine…in a minute

Dwight Howard is yet another weak ass nigga fleeing to the other side!  Mary Carey?  For real Dwight Howard?

According to an interview that the former porn star and alcohol addicted, pill popper Mary Carey did on KHTK in Sacramento, Dwight Howard is a dick in the bathroom slanger!

“Dwight’s a cool guy. For a month, we like talked on the phone, and he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn and give me Bible verses to read. So then, I was going to go visit him when I was in Orlando, but I went over to this other guy’s house instead, Chris Kirkpatrick from N’Sync.  And then Dwight started calling, and calling, and calling me, because he knew I was with Chris Kirkpatrick, so eventually at 3 in the morning, Chris was like don’t answer Dwight’s calls. I get a text from Dwight at 3 in the morning – I’m outside Chris’s house. I’m like oh my god, what do I do? I was like, I got Dwight here and I got Chris in the other room and I’m talking to them back and forth. So finally I had to just pull Dwight in the bathroom and tell him he needs to go home. I was like I’m really sorry, I really like you, but this isn’t the time or place. When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like, whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming…Well if it wasn’t for the Chris thing at the time, I really liked Dwight and maybe I would have furthered this. But I was at the guy’s house I was dating so it was inappropriate. So he totally thought he totally offended me. So I saved – he and I used to talk on instant messenger, on AOL – so he was apologizing; sorry, that was out of character for me, blah blah blah. I saved all the instant messages and I’ve been putting them all in a book. So I’ve got a lot of evidence. I’ve got an evidence file.”

For real?  You couldn’t find a non drug addicted, non alcoholic, non porn star bitch to act a donkey over?  Get the fuck outta here!  His stocked has completely dropped! 

And WHY are ACTUAL celebrities dating or trying to date this broad?  I know Chris Kirkpatrick was the ugly less attractive member of N*Sync, but surely he had more option than that WHORE!

…Vine…in a minute

Well it looks like Shaq has fallen into the trap of yet another notorious “where dem dollas at” bay area broad!  Shaq has been playing house with none other than Oakland native and Gilbert Arenas’ baby mama (who’s sister is also Matt Barnes’ fiancée) Laura Govan! 

Yes, Laura has 2 children and one on the way with Wizards Star Arenas.  Her little sister, Gloria, has twin boys with her fiancée and Phoenix Suns star, Matt Barnes.  It looks like since 2002, Laura has been creeping with Shaq!  And she and Shaunie used to be friends!  Whew!  I’m exhausted just writing this mess!! 

Let me make this absolutely clear…Yes, the Govan sisters are obviously true to the game gold diggers, but I’m not mad at them ONE BIT!  Get yo money!  If these dumb ass fools want to keep having babies and creeping with these broads they get what they deserve! 

And please do not feel sorry for Shaunie O’neal.  Reports are saying that she may be receiving close to $450 million in this impending divorce settlement.  These ladies are just doing what Northern Cali females do best….GETTIN THAT DOUGH!  

Tameka Raymond – Oakland

Dee Dee Abdur-Rahim – Oakland

 Shikiri Hightower-Johnson – Berkeley

Joumana Kidd – Oakland

Shaunie O’Neal – Sacramento

 …just to name  few!  I’m sure we will all be waiting to see who the baby Laura is having will look!

…Hollywood…in a minute

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J Lo has been granted a temporary restraining order to keep her first victim husband, Ojani Noa, from telling it all!  Hopefully when the shit expires his attorneys will be able to make it happen.

Every blog and article on the net is talking about poor J Lo.  Not us!  J Lo is acting like such a damn victim, as usual.  But wasn’t she trying to convince us years ago that she and her life were an open book?  Did she suddenly forget about how dirty she did Ojani’s ass with that Pasadena restaurant?  She hired him to manage the place well after they divorced.  So obviously, the trust and friendship was there.  Then came Ben and all of a sudden Ojani was left high and dry.

For that alone he should be able to say what the hell he wants and make money off of it.  She took away his livelihood, he should put a dent in hers!

Team Ojani…

…H & V…in a minute

Rihanna is set to appear on Good Morning America this Thursday to tell it all!  ABC will then drag out the interview for ratings continue the interview on Friday during a 20/20 special.

I will believe that she’s going to spill her guts when I see it.  If she’s anything like her former flamer, Chris Brown, she’ll hardly tell the public anything.  My only hope is that after this Thursday and Friday’s ratings bonanza, we won’t have to hear about this shit anymore!  Ya’ll have promoted your albums enough…let’s move on!

…Vine…in  minute

Nope, Michelle Williams is not sitting on her hands waiting for another Destiny’s Child album to drop.  Bitch is doing her thing!  I love this single.  Click here to check out the Sick of It remix and tell H & V what you think!

…Vine…in  minute