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Archive for August, 2008

LisaRaye – Turks & caicHOs

A real life war of the roses was going on in the Presidential Palace.  Why the fuck did she stay on that island is our question?  Hollywood and Vine’s sources on TCI say that LisaRaye is all but an enemy to the island.  It is reported that a physical confrontation ensued Wednesday after LisaRaye confronted her gay ass husband at the mansion about his alleged affair with BET’s Rocsi.   LisaRaye, girlfriend, WHY are you even concerned?  You have allegedly done your dirt AND you know good and hell well your husband is gay!  Let go, let flow!

Yeah, we’ll give it to Lisa.  She is bad as shit for a 41 year old woman, but DAYUM GINA!  You know you need to stop playing these games.  Just leave the Turks before you let the Chicago in you come ALLLLL the way out.  They ain’t ready!  You don’t have anything to prove sweetie.  You are married to the gay ass “Premier” of the Turks and Caicos.  Leave that faggot, young woman banging, crooked teeth BET personality lovin’ ass “diplomat” and get it crackin’ with GP (Gary Payton).  If you and GP are going to do your thang, then do it!  It’s not worth it.  You are far too pretty to have MoFos beating on you!

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Michael Phelps Heeeee’s GREAT!

Hollywood and Vine know that all of you have been reading about the bullshit that Wheaties has been talking about 8-time Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps’ decision to sign with Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes and Corn Flakes instead of Wheaties.  It appears that parental activists are bitching and moaning that Frosted Flakes and Corn Flakes have more fat or some bullshit in them than Wheaties and that Phelps should not be endorsing such products, as it’s detrimental to the health of children. 

We’re sorry, but tricks are for kids!  If parents don’t want their kids to be fucking fat, then don’t buy damn Frosted Flakes at damn Safeway, Kroger, Publix, or your local Piggly Wiggly!  It’s that simple.  It’s not that man’s fault.  If Wheaties were so good for people, then they would have the money to match Kellogg’s endorsement offer to Phelps.  In the words of the immortal Snoop Dogg, you betta step yo game up!   

If it’s all about the children and not the Benjamins, then why not be pissed that Phelps is not signing with Special K?  Parents, get a grip and raise your kids yourself and stop relying on athletes, entertainers and advertisements to lead them in the right direction.  Yes, Hollywood and Vine are all about the children.

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Train Wreck: Part Deux

Here at Hollywood and Vine, we thought what better way to kick off our blog than to talk about Britney Spears performing at the MTV VMAs this September.  Why in the hell are they allowing her to perform again?  Didn’t we get enough gawk-action in the first go round?  And what song is she going to sing?  She doesn’t even have a new song worth mentioning, let alone making all the viewers hear during the telecast.  MTV is visually molesting this poor white girl and they don’t even care!  This is worse than any P. Diddy (Puff, Diddy, Puff Daddy, Sean John, whatever name he’s going by today – who the fuck can keep up) exploitation show on MTV.

Nowadays she just looks like a hot ass mess.  We hope she gets an ACTUAL stylist to do her weave this time and not Jamie Lynn’s unborn child.  Horrible!  Why are white celebrities prone to getting tracks put in, yet refuse to have them cut and styled?  What sense does that make?  Britney, holla at a playa; we’ll hook you up. 

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