Where Reality Meets Rhapsody

Where the fuck do we start tonight?  Hollywood and Vine are so fucking pissed that we can barely say shit…but we’ll try!  Let’s start with Sheree.  This has to be one of the weakest bitches in Atlanta!  We know good and hell well we ain’t the only ones who heard this bitch say “RUINT”, as in the past tense of ruin!  This broad swears every damn week that she’s part of Atlanta’s elite, but can’t fucking say ruinED, can’t hold a white wine glass right and says fucking axe instead of ask!  This bitch is NOT fashionable!  Hollywood and Vine have plenty of contacts in Atlanta and ain’t nobody heard shit about this bitch being in the fashion industry.  She talks all this and that about being exclusive, but bitch still shops retail like the rest of us!  We can’t wait to see next week’s finale where Michael Knight has to let this ho know that just because she fucked an NFL player does not make her ass a designer!  She’s delusional!  Bob laughed in her face about being the lazy broad that she is…”Maybe you’ll actually do something…this time you might actually do something”!!!!  Sheree tried her best to ignore him didn’t she?!  Yeah, they both know that her last shit was a failure because Sheree doesn’t know shit about hard work!  In her little ass mind, Bob was jealous that he’s not with her anymore.  She needs to stop listening to Kim’s tone deaf ass!  Speaking of Kim…

Kim, you bout to have every black bitch in America ready to beat your muthafuckin’ ass on-site talking about you’re gonna beat NeNe’s ass!  NeNe is the best friend this wig wearing tramp has ever had, but she’s gonna talk shit??  NeNe tried to tell you your music sucked and that you looked 89.  What else does a bitch want in a close friend?  Greedy ass money grubbin’ bitch!  Big Papa’s black ass better calm her down before one of NeNe’s illiterate cousin’s busts her in botoxed up face! 

Lisa, how the fuck are you gonna have a going away party for Ed when this nigga ain’t even make it onto the final Raiders roster?  And Lisa, you’ll fuck around and get your man taken turnin’ your half black ass nose up at Oakland.  Please believe it.  This one acted above all the “drama”, yet turned around and called Sheree with the quicks to spill her guts about NeNe’s song in the limo last week.  Fake ass broads.  Hollywood and Vine almost want to get back to the New York housewives at this rate.  At least they did and said the shit to each others faces. 

Sheree and Kim talked much shit about NeNe having no class, but these were the same bitches on the phone continuing to spread the rumors.  Those two pieces of trash ain’t hardly better than NeNe.  At least the bitch NeNe will tell you to your face!  With friends like Sheree and Kim, you might as well go hunting with Dick Cheney!  When Big Papa moves onto a younger model or a man, whose ass will Sheree kiss then?

We won’t get on DeShawn tonight.  She’s turned out to be one of our favorites along with NeNe!  She seems genuine with a good sense of humor.  Besides, she can buy and sell all these bitches if she felt like it!!

Tell Hollywood and Vine what you think about tonight’s episode.

In a minute…

Comments on: "Real Housewives of Atlanta: 11.11.08" (6)

  1. That was hella (i’m from cali) funny! I luv your comments and the stuff about Ms. Lisa is sooooo true. But you have to admit NeNe is SUPER ghetto, lol! Not one of those heffas are a proper representation of wealthy women…maybe rich (new money) still learning the ropes…Dave Chapelle imitating Rick James, “they should have never gave ya’ll n$#$% money!” LOL PEACE

  2. htownsfinest said:

    I love DeShawn, too. She was funny saying how she’s glad Eric isn’t in the NFL because their money isn’t guaranteed!

  3. townbizness said:

    I love how Deshawn pointed out to Lisa that she was basically a welfare case compared to all the money she has! Yes NeNe is ghetto…but so are Kim and Sheree. They just try to hide it by wearing bad wigs and too much makeup and mispronouncing words! Bob Whitfield hasn’t thought about Sheree since the day he walked out on her!!!

  4. This show is too funny. I am almost at a lost of words. Do these women really live like this or am I watching a comedy ?? I’ll take a NeNe on any given day. Deshawn sound like she looks words up in the dictionary and then tries to use them in sentences. Kim … trailer park resident. Lisa … business minded, but watch your back around her. Sheree … on one episode she stated that her time was valuable … doing what, shopping ? What a waste. It’s funny as hell though.

  5. wichita says: said:

    Ladys can you see that NANA plays all of you like high school! GIRL! NANA, carrys a dog bone well! Somebody, please reach out and touch her!

  6. @wichita – Who is ‘NANA’ and what are ‘ladys’? – Vine

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