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Archive for November, 2008

Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Preview

Hollywood and Vine don’t give a fuck if this shit is real or fake…it’s funny as hell!  The only thing wrong with this clip is that it’s too short.  NeNe and Kim‘s trashy ass go at it! 

Did ya’ll see how DeShawn sat as far away from those broads as possible.  After all, she has an image to uphold, just “AXE” her!  Sheree‘s fake ass sat there and watched while Kim’s old lookin’ ass tried to jump bad with NeNe.  And why is this bitch still wearing her engagement ring from Big Papa when she claims she broke up with him?  We wish these muthafuckas would get their stories straight!  Lisa is the only one who looked refreshed and well rested and she has 10 fucking jobs!

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Surprise, Wanda Sykes Is Gay…NOT!

Wanda Sykes FINALLY came out of the closet during a rally in Las Vegas yesterday!  Um, who the fuck is surprised by this news?  Hollywood and Vine damn sure ain’t!  Hollywood loves Wanda, not Vine.  She’s just not funny, gay or straight.  As a matter of fact the funniest thing Vine has ever heard her say was “CaliforniER and NOvada” during her press conference.  What we really wanna know is if her wife is black.  Just sayin’…

Now everybody wants Queen Latifah to come out next.  Folks need to leave Latifah the fuck alone.  Ya’ll know Jeannette is just her personal trainer!!

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Daily Wrap Up: 11.14.08

From time to time, Hollywood and Vine like to call out the dumb shit that we read on other blogs!  Today is one of those days.  According to one popular blog, NeNe Leakes from the Real Housewives of Atlanta and her husband, Gregg, are broke and have been evicted from their home in Duluth, GA. 

Are they fucking serious?  First of all, the court documents name ‘Greg Leakes’ as the Defendant.  NeNe’s husband is Gregg Leakes with two Gs, not one!  Secondly, the man works in real estate.  Do these fools actually believe that he would allow himself to get evicted from shit and fuck with his professional integrity in the process?  Third of all, they talk shit about the house being rented in the first place and not owned.

Let Hollywood and Vine play devil’s advocate for a minute.  If, in fact, they rented the house, who the fuck cares.  If we were doing a reality show where a bunch of nosey ass niggas like them were digging up documents and publishing our home address on the internet for the world to see, we would rent our shit, too!  Damn fools!

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Lisa Wu Hartwell Speaks Out!

Lisa Wu Hartwell is FIGHTING BACK!  She gave an interview to Essence.com about Kim Zolciak‘s bullshit allegations that Lisa threatened to kill her!  This whore clearly wouldn’t know a death threat if you put it in a syringe and injected it into her face.  That’s right Lisa, don’t let this no class having trailer park trash ruin your professional name. 

It’s clear to Hollywood and Vine that this bad wig wearin’ ass broad is trying to extend her 15 minutes of fame at Lisa’s expense.  She has to make a dolla somehow now that she and Big Papa are over!  Guess she’ll have to find a new sugar daddy to lay on her back for…

Here’s what Lisa had to say:

ESSENCE.COM: Your costar Kim Zolciak has accused you of threatening to kill her. Is that true?
LISA WU HARTWELL:
Never would I threaten to kill anyone. Kim made a very heinous statement about me. She said I was a crack whore [Zolciak denies making this statement.] and that’s the reason I don’t have my kids [Justin and Jason]. Not only did she lie and insult me, but she insulted my children and my integrity. I have never done drugs in my life. I am a businesswoman.

ESSENCE.COM: Wow. Who did Kim tell that you were a “crack whore”?
HARTWELL:
She was on the set of Demi Moore’s new film “The Joneses,” which costars David Duchovny and Chris Williams [the brother of “Ugly Betty” star Vanessa Williams], and the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” cast was invited to star in as extras. I declined, but she and Sheree went. She didn’t realize the people she said this to about me were friends of mine. I’m a businesswoman-an actress, writer and producer of movies-and to have her making up lies about me to people I could potentially work with one day is crazy! She said those things in front of Demi Moore.

ESSENCE.COM: Did you leave her threatening messages on her voicemail or text her messages to her cell phone?
HARTWELL:
Yes, I did call her and told her she needed to call me because I wanted to address the lies she’d been spreading about me. I was never threatening, but I did tell her that I would show up at her house if I didn’t hear from her to talk woman to woman. I believe she’s trying to extend her 15 minutes of fame, but why at my expense? I have a life outside of this show. It’s unfortunate that Kim has made me her target. Perhaps it’s because throughout the whole show you don’t see me engaging in any drama like this. What she said was very hurtful. She insulted me as a mother and a wife. She was once a wife and is a mother, so I don’t understand why she would do this.

ESSENCE.COM: Allegedly she’s put out a restraining order against you. Is that true?
HARTWELL:
I had heard that, but how could she? I’ve never threatened her or laid a hand on her. In fact, last week we did a talk show together and I didn’t say one word to her. Honestly, I really don’t think Kim is dealing with a full deck. She lies constantly. Of course when I asked her about what she said about me not having custody of my kids she denied that she ever said I was a crack whore. [Zolciak denies filing a restraining order.]

ESSENCE.COM: When we last spoke you said that you were a “sparring woman.” Does that mean you’d be willing to get physical?
HARTWELL:
Would I engage in any physical activity with Kim? Absolutely not. She’s not worth my time. Do I know how to defend myself if I were attacked? Yes. When I said I was a “sparring woman” I simply meant I’ll spar with anyone in the ring. Martial arts teaches you self-control especially when it comes to your emotions. You can’t just react to everything. I would only use it in self-defense. The weird thing is when I spoke to Kim she said, “Lisa, this is water under the bridge.” And then now I find out she’s claiming that she fears for her life. I wonder if all of this was staged. She knows how I feel about my kids and if anyone were to insult them it would strike a nerve. Again, I didn’t threaten this woman and I only made one call to her and absolutely no text messages. If I did, don’t you think they would have shown it on TMZ.com?

(Source: Essence)

Arthur Blank’s Brown Sugar

Hollywood and Vine know that many have speculated about the identity of Kim Zolciak’s now “ex”, Big Papa.  Arthur Blank’s [owner of the Atlanta Falcons] name has been thrown around more than the ‘F’ word on our blog!  Well, Hollywood and Vine can exclusively reveal to you that Arthur Blank is NOT Big Papa. 

Photo Courtesy of the Cleveland Leader

Photo Courtesy of the Cleveland Leader

Our sources have confirmed that Arthur Blank’s actual mistress is a sista!  Her name is Vernita, a 33 year old graduate of Georgia Tech.  Our source further explains that Stephanie Blank, Arthur’s wife, is “cool with it”.  Evidently, Blank swooped Vernita’s ass up when she first got to Georgia Tech and she has been a kept woman ever since.  She now resides in the Sugarloaf, a suburb of Atlanta. 

Now that Blank is off the table, tell Hollywood and Vine who you think is Big Papa.

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Lisa Hartwell is NOT the one…

Just like a sucka ass white woman, Kim Zolciak of the Real Housewives of Atlanta is trying Lisa Hartwell in the court of public opinion.  Kim and her whack ass attorney, wearing some George Jetson sunglasses lookin’ like a cast-off from Survivor, gave a “press conference”!  This bitch broke out her cell phone to play a voice message where Lisa let that ass know she is “not the one”!!  They made it seem like Lisa threatened to slit her damn throat or something.  Whinin’ ass ho!  A REAL threat would have sounded something like “bitch, I’ll whoop your muthafuckin’ ass talkin’ shit about my family…you don’t know me like that”.  Just a guess… 

Hollywood and Vine gained a little more respect for Lisa after hearing her come at Kim directly.  FINALLY, she is keepin’ it real.  It shouldn’t have taken this white bitch punking you and telling your business (albeit lies) for it to happen, but better late than never! 

Hollywood and Vine don’t condone violence, but damnit if anyone deserves an ass whoopin’, it’s this tramp.  Don’t think we didn’t notice her chicken comment on Tuesday night.  We hope Kim never forgets that karma is a bitch…just like her!

Do ya’ll think Kim is making something out of nothing?  Let Hollywood and Vine know!

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Real Housewives of Atlanta: Reunion Drama!!

According to BCK (Black Celebrity Kids), it went DOWN between Lisa Wu-Hartwell and Kim Zolciak during the taping of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Show! 

Kim Zolciak, single mother of 2,  from Housewives of Atlanta (Bravo Channel), is the target of Lisa Wu Hartwell’s verbal rampage (another Housewife).  Lisa recently verbally exploded in an on camera taping of the reunion against Kim on Monday in Atlanta. (much speculation that Lisa struck Kim on and off camera)  Lisa, ex wife of Keith Sweat, is upset with Kim over the news that the story Lisa does not have custody of her children because she previously had a drug addiction problem amongst other allegations has leaked because of Kim.  Producers may require Lisa to undergo anger management classes.  Lisa’s children and ex husband are not featured in the show as their father, Keith Sweat, did not sign the release form to allow them to be filmed with Lisa.There is trouble in paradise as, Lisa, has threatened Kim at local media tapings with comments, text messages and phone call messages.  Sources say that Kim currently is in serious consideration to take legal action against Lisa, as there is significant documentation of the intimidation and harassment to warrant a restraining order. (Source)

So let Hollywood and Vine get this shit straight!  Lisa, who was messy as hell by running to the phone and calling Sheree to keep up some shit between NeNe and Kim, is now being called out on national TV by Kim?  That’s what this bitch gets!  She didn’t have any business running behind this bitch in the first place.  NeNe is the reason Kim’s fake ass is on the show to begin with and we all see how Kim treated her!  You see, Lisa thinks she is better than everyone else and the shit wouldn’t happen to her.  Kim was her girl, her ace…so mature, not about the drama, right?!  WRONG!  Now, according to MediaTakeOut, Kim has consulted an attorney regarding the situation between her and Lisa!  This shit is priceless.  Terry McMillan couldn’t write any shit this entertaining!

She probably gave this bitch a tiny bit of information about her personal life and just like the piece of trash she is, Kim made a mental note to embellish and use when it suited her.  STOP TRUSTING THESE HOES!  Although Hollywood and Vine think Lisa’s true colors are showing, we don’t think Lisa had a drug abuse problem.  We do think it’s funny as fuck that Kim’s alcoholic ass had the nerve to pass judgment on someone else!  This bitch smokes and drinks more than Aubrey O’day, but wants to throw stones?  Typical! 

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