Do any of Hollywood & Vine‘s readers watch the show My House Is Worth What? on HG-TV? We decided to watch it and we MIGHT be hooked!
There was a gay couple, Jason and Phil. We don’t know who was who, but one of them muthafuckas had tits! That fool had bigger boobs than Vine! On top of that, he had a spare tire up under his Polo shirt. Don’t get it twisted, this was no donut. This was a brand new, fully inflated tired sittin up under his shirt!
Then the camera pans around their house and they have umpteen paintings of Africans on their walls. What we want to know is…WHY do gay, white men want to be black women? We black and we don’t have that much African shit around our homes. The shit was just overkill.
As we tried to recover from our trip to the Motherland, one of them said that they liked furniture with a patter-in. Not pattern, but patter…IN! HG-TV knows that they could have cut and told these idiot ass fools that the word is pattern. But NO, they left it in for assholes like us to get a good belly laugh! It worked.
In comes the real estate agent who’s supposed to tell the happy couple how much their house is worth. This black bitch looked like she should have been a maid on the Jetsons! Why the fuck did she have on this space age ultra butterfly collar, a vest and an ill-fitting skirt. We don’t have time to discuss her hair, make-up and accessories. We’ll give it to the bitch for knowing her shit, but damn!! You couldn’t do better than that for fucking TV?
The cost of their house was a blur, but Hollywood & Vine laughed till we cried watching what came before that! Do any of you watch this show?
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