Okay, a few things stood out to Hollywood & Vine tonight. Why the fuck did Tamra allow her husband, Simon, to take Kara‘s young, 19 year old ass to the firing range? What is wrong with this bitch? You don’t let your husband go to the shooting range with a teeny bopper. Tamra might think she’s the hottest housewife, but she ain’t 19! To an old ass rich man, it doesn’t get any better than that! This is how they lose their husbands! Simon told Kara that she didn’t need a sexy gun! Keep on Tamra, keep on!
Speaking of Tamra, her son Ryan is, well…never mind. Our faithful readers know exactly what the hell we’re thinking.
It’s not even that Vicki looks old; she just makes herself look so fucking bad all the time. That poorly styled, thin hair and her raccoon eyes. Shit, at least the Atlanta Housewives hire professional make-up artists to work on them before they leave the house! Keep on, Don probably already has a piece on the side and if she don’t quit, he WILL divorce her ass, take half her money and have a nice day!
Don is 10 years older than Vicki, but he LOOKS 10 years younger than her! He done told her that if she doesn’t give him attention, someone else will. He ain’t lyin! These white women need to stop thinking they look so good that their husbands won’t leave their asses!
Jeana and Vicki need to stop giving each other marital advice! They both have fucked up ass marriages. Just be each others friend and hire shrinks for the advice.
We don’t really have an opinion about the new broad, Lynne. All we want to know is if these bitches look in the mirror! She was talkin about how she just wants to look young. Okay, great, but you ain’t looked young in 30 years honey. Maybe if they’d stop worrying about aging and just take care of themselves, they wouldn’t look old as sin!
We already see Vicki is going to fall off our good list next week from the preview.
We can’t WAIT to see Matt tell Kara “you’re just really overcooked”! Only a crazy muthafucka who got hit upside the head with a baseball would say some funny shit like that. You’re just really overcooked!
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