Better late than never people! Damn, we are only two people…we can’t watch all this shit on tivo fast enough.
Tamra should have been known the shit that etiquette lady tried to teach her. She is the perfect example of money can’t buy you class!
Lynne better be glad that Frank married her before she started fucking with all that damn plastic surgery! She looks a hot ass mess. And that gut! She can’t afford spanx? They had 2 bottles of wine missing, but don’t think either of their trashy ass daughters stole the shit? What planet are these two dumb ass fools from? Of course they stole the wine AND drank it. Raquel was probably the fucking ringleader with her out of control ass! Did ya’ll see her roundin up the group to head to the bathroom at the bowling alley? Lynne and Frank better open their fucking eyes because their daughters are on a road to nowhere!
Greedy Gretchen and Jeff’s daughters were saying their goodbyes. It appears that the kids being in town lifted Jeff’s spirits. Hollywood & Vine were truly hoping that Jeff pulled through once again, but we found out that he passed away in September. Evidently, it was right after they finished filming. So sad, but we hope he’s no longer in pain and in a better place!
Vicki’s brother’s cook out looked like a modern day episode of the Beverly Hillbillies. No wonder Vicki smothers her damn kids…her own mama can’t stand her ass! She needs to be smotherin her husband…with her breasts before he leaves her crazy ass!
Is it clear to anyone else why Simon married Tamra? He won’t even let this cow plan a dinner party for 10 muthafuckas without putting in his two cents. We think Simon really wanted to tell her to go upstairs and wait for him naked while he worked out the details from with dude from Top Chef! Arm piece honey, that’s all!
At least now we know that Greedy Gretchen doesn’t just leave Jeff’s side to kick it and get drunk. She leaves him to do Yoga, too. Shit, bitch gotta keep her body tight. Way to keep your priorities straight girl! Seriously though, H&V don’t know how Gretchen was able to keep it together during all of this.
Lynne had a chat with Raquel about her not drinking and driving. If she knows that her 18 year old drinks, why the fuck would you buy her ass a damn car? These fucking stupid ass parents creating monsters! Maybe her ass should have been a Girl Scout. She might have had some structure and discipline. Lynne and Frank might as well move out of that house because Raquel and Alexa run that shit!
Meanwhile back at Tacky Tamra’s house prepping for her dinner party, this bitch is fucking up the floor with that Swiffer! She has probably never used that shit before, but we digress. Tamra’s son Ryan pretended that he found Gretchen attractive. H&V wonder how long he’s going to keep up this charade.
Simon is as tacky as his wife, calling that woman Greedy Gretchen at the dinner table! Now we REALLY see why those two married each other. Why the fuck are they so concerned with Gretchen, Jeff and Jeff’s money? As long as she ain’t fucking Simon or asking the Barneys for money, they need to leave that girl alone!
Tamra is full of fucking shit, lying about how she thinks of all the ladies as family. Bitch just did an interview for an OC publication talking about how she’s not here to be friends with Gretchen…that it’s a business relationship! Keep the shit real. We can’t stand her ass!
Straight up, Vicki and Tamra need to get muthafuckin’ lives! These are two grown ass women, especially Vicki with her middle-aged ass, and they’re plotting on Gretchen like they’re on the fucking playground. This shit is really pissing us off. What the fuck is wrong with these women? So fucking what if Gretchen has a dark side? Who the fuck does Tamra think she is that she needs to expose it? We are tellin ya’ll, Tamra is mad because Gretchen looks better than her! Even Tamra’s gay son said that Gretchen was hotter.
Thank you Lynne and Jeana for trying to be a friend to Gretchen!
Gretchen said that she hasn’t gotten any in 8 months, but a few weeks ago she bragged about how she and Jeff fuck in the hospital. Which one is it? Gretchen, don’t start working our nerves. Right now we like you, but get your stories straight.
Tamra is a conniving ass broad! She should have sent Greedy Gretchen home with Frank and Lynne. She kept her there to help mess up that girl’s life. That shit will most definitely come back around on Tamra.
It appears next week Gretchen tells Ryan that he turns her on. Boo, you were drunk as a 4 skunks…anything would have turned you on that night! To be continued…
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