Where Reality Meets Rhapsody

Lord Jesus!  What is wrong with this little boy Chris Brown?

Evidently, on the way home from Clive Davis’ Grammy party Chris Brown and Rihanna got into a fight.  They were pissed enough to pull the car over and fight in front of muthafuckas.  Well, they say Chris put foot to ass on Rihanna.  Bruises are visible on Rihanna’s face, so she had to cancel her Grammy’s performance tonight.  Brown had to cancel, as well, because he turned himself to police today after being named a subject of investigation for felony domestic battery! 

Rihanna’s publicist claims she was in a traffic accident, but is fine now.  Yeah, she crashed…into Chris Brown’s fist.  We could insert an umbrella joke, but we won’t!

Seriously, this little nigga needs to stay away from Rihanna.  She brings out something in him that he needs to suppress.  He’s been fighting and shit since they started dating!  He needs to calm the fuck down and she needs to go on with her life.  Damn they ain’t even old enough to buy fucking drinks!  Allegedly, of course.

In a minute…

Comments on: "Chris & Rihanna…2009 Ike & Tina" (3)

  1. FilterQueen said:

    When I first heard about this, I thought it was for publicity, but obviously not for him since Wrigley dropped him. But I can’t rule out that she would do something like this for the attention, there is something a little shady about her. I just can’t put my finger on it.
    Oh yeah, I love this blog!
    Did you guys ever recap Charm School, bc I am really wondering what Monique is thinking of those “ladies” who are now on I love Money 2. You are right, Vh1 will exploit anyone!

  2. @FilterQueen – We didn’t recap Charm School, but if we had we’d still be talkin about “slutacious whore”! Mo’nique was a fool for that.
    We have a feeling there’s gonna be a lot of shit in the details about Ike & Tina!

  3. 2.28.09 It now seems, by all accounts, that Rihanna are her attacker are getting back together. That lil’ punk or the artist formerly known as: Chris Brown and Rihanna are reported as being spending time with each other in one of Sean P-Diddy Combs houses in Miami, Florida this weekend.

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