Lord Jesus! What is wrong with this little boy Chris Brown?
Evidently, on the way home from Clive Davis’ Grammy party Chris Brown and Rihanna got into a fight. They were pissed enough to pull the car over and fight in front of muthafuckas. Well, they say Chris put foot to ass on Rihanna. Bruises are visible on Rihanna’s face, so she had to cancel her Grammy’s performance tonight. Brown had to cancel, as well, because he turned himself to police today after being named a subject of investigation for felony domestic battery!
Rihanna’s publicist claims she was in a traffic accident, but is fine now. Yeah, she crashed…into Chris Brown’s fist. We could insert an umbrella joke, but we won’t!
Seriously, this little nigga needs to stay away from Rihanna. She brings out something in him that he needs to suppress. He’s been fighting and shit since they started dating! He needs to calm the fuck down and she needs to go on with her life. Damn they ain’t even old enough to buy fucking drinks! Allegedly, of course.
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