Hollywood & Vine are well aware that this shit premiered last week. But it’s taken us this fucking long to decide whether or not we even want to bothered recapping this bullshit on a weekly basis. Hollywood is out! Won’t watch or discuss the shit! Me, Vine, was so disgusted that I had to vent somewhere since my other half won’t fucking listen. So, be prepared for me to go the hell off every week behind this shit. It’s a fucking train wreck – I can’t turn away!
The show starts out with a bunch of hoodrats in a bullshit club screamin like a bunch of fucking wild boars! Ray J just looks like a tiny tot to me. He’s short and just ain’t sexy. Why do bitches love this nigga? Oh yeah, the dick!
This one broad named Jerri said she had a crush on Ray J when she was a little girl. Um, that old bitch ain’t been a little girl in 20 years! Then the chick Christa said she’s perfect for him because she can put her legs behind her head. So, she’s a stripper. Another broad said that she’s a black Barbie. Didn’t Barbie’s have a relaxer?
He must be an embarrassment to his family! Did anybody else notice Ray J talkin to his God sister “Lil B” like she was his maid? What the fuck was that all about?
Lord this is going to be painful to watch. This stripper acts like she’s never seen a nice car or damn rims before. Brokey! What I wanna know is why do the bitches on these shows act like these mansions actually belong to these men? They act like they’ve never been out the fucking projects before.
So far Danielle (Unique) is one of the only ones I might like. She might need to come her damn hair, but at least she’s funny. Leah (Cashmere) is pretty and seems to have some damn sense.
Did anyone see the fat bitch walkin round with a bikini top on and a tattoo on her damn face? What really cracked me up was the bitch with the tattoo on her face calling someone else a whore or desperate. How the fuck desperate for attention does she look with a damn tattoo on her face? They find the most ignorant muthafuckas for this shit, I swear!
Tell the truth, ya’ll were surprised that they could count to 12, let alone 14 weren’t you? I was too.
So, it comes down to the last 3 ladies – well, women. This bitch Chardonnay starts crying like a baby. Ray J let Hot Cocoa go. I was disappointed. The fact that he kept Chardonnay makes me never wanna pour myself a glass ever again!
Just a few random thoughts:
When did doing the splits become the way to show a man you’re interested?
This Black Russian is givin me damn headache with all that accent talkin.
Chardonnay is annoying! She needs to step her weave game up!
I’ll have my drinks ready for every time Ray J’s ass says fuckin “classy”! Ya’ll know how much H&V hate that word!
Did ya’ll watch this shit? Thoughts?
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