Let us start off by sayin we plan to eat Tamra Barney’s ass UP throughout this post. So, if you like this bitch, this ain’t for you!
Can they please stop letting Andy “Boring as Fuck” Cohen host this shit? Damn. Ya’ll don’t know how much this fucking show pissed us off.
Aight, Jeana looks like she had something done on her face. We’re guessing botox because the neck is still a bit wrinkled. She looks good! It worked for her.
Um, was it just Hollywood & Vine or could you cut the tension between Jeana and Tamra/Vicki with a fuckin knife? They ain’t tight no more, you can tell! We hope not cuz Jeana is far too good of a person to be hangin with those fucking bitches!
Ya’ll been coming to H&V askin if Kara got her boobs done. Now you know that she did and you can stop askin us.
We don’t give a damn what anyone says. Tamra Barney got work done. The bitch had cheek implants. Re-watch the shit!! The funny thing is, the bitch looks worse than before. She made herself look older! With that nappy weave!
Greedy Gretchen was fierce, period! Bitch was bad! Not only that, but she handled that messy, jealous bitch Tamra like the diva she is! Where does Tacky Tamra get her fucking nerve! God, this woman needs some serious, serious help. We ain’t playin! She has severe issues in her life if she’s spending this much goddamn time worried about Greedy Gretchen and who she might be fuckin! What the fuck is wrong with this bitch? She has two little kids, a gay older son and a husband who wants to fuck Jeana’s young daughter. You would THINK this heffa has more shit to do than worry about Gretchen’s life THIS MUCH!
Vicki is officially a lost cause! You know why Vicki is so tight with Tacky Tamra’s ass? Because she likes to be around a muthafucka who SHE THINKS is beneath her…doing worse than her. Jeana finally put that overcooked muthafucka out and is moving on dating and shit. Vicki preferred Jeana when she was taking bullshit and sittin at home depressed and miserable. Transparent as hell!
We like Lynne just a little bit more after how she fucked up Tamra and Vicki. That shit was fucking hilarious, tellin them bitches that they ain’t rocket scientists or the brightest bulbs! Good for her. You know, that shit got really old, them trashin Lynne like that as if their shit don’t stink! Vicki needs to worry about her failing marriage instead of whether or not Lynne is a pot head. Again we ask, what the fuck is wrong with these bitches. Vicki needs to be more concerned with her empty fucking “love tank”!
Wait a minute, did Vicki have the nerve to say that she has a nice figure? Okay, just checkin. So not only is she a bitch, jealous, messy and miserable, but she’s delusional, too!
Ultimately, H&V were totally disgusted by Vicki and Tamra, especially! Their behavior was some of the most evil shit we’ve seen, for real! Straight up devils! We were watching in shock that these hoes had the nerve to go out of the way to make Gretchen look bad and ruin her reputation. They got off on the shit. Tamra made herself look like the nasty bitch we always knew she was. Gretchen keeping her cool just magnified Tacky Tamra’s fucked up ass attitude. She’s better than H&V cuz we woulda had Jeana, Lynne and Andy holdin us back off that bitch!
What we wanna know is how Tamra’s life was effected by Gretchen allegedly being paid to take care of Jeff vs. being his fiancee? How did that hurt her? For real, someone tell us how that shit was any of her business?
Also, Vicki and her self-righteous fat ass! She acted like her kids were angels. News flash crazy bitch, Michael and that trash stayin with ya’ll for the summer most definitely fucked in your house! Michael definitely drank in your house before he was 21 years old! Michael and Brianna have talked more shit about you on camera than Shane ever has (on camera) about Jeana! So, take your fucking nose out the air and stop acting like you are this perfect, holier than thou person cuz you’re far from it!
We mighta missed some shit, but we know our readers will mention what we forgot!
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