According to USA Today, Chris Brown has been formally charged with two felonies – assault and making criminal threats. His arraignment is today at 3:30PM.
H&V know that ya’ll feel strongly about this. But we’ll offer this. Chris’ ass hired Mark Garagos. Translation — he ain’t hardly gonna be convicted of anybody’s felony when it’s all said and done! Right or wrong, you can bet on that!
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