I know it’s late, but this is a live blog for me! Let’s get to it.
They start off with Ramona offering Kelly a ticket to the Badgley Mischka fashion show during Fashion Week. My question is, why doesn’t this bitch already have tickets if she’s so fucking fly? Kelly is the first one to toot her own damn horn about how important she is, but she gets tickets from Ramona to a fashion show? Why? Cuz she’s frontin’, that’s why!
NO SHE DIDN’T! No Kelly didn’t say that bad manners are disgusting to her. Okay, then what the fuck does she call beating up her own boyfriend? Is that shit good manners? This bitch is out of her mind!
Now Kelly is talkin’ shit about Bethenny! I know that we have some white girls who read our blog and I don’t mean to offend, but ya’ll know good and fuck well that some of your counterparts play this passive aggressive ass game and it’s irritating! Kelly is one of those bitches. This whole passive aggressive I don’t know why Bethenny doesn’t like me act is bogus! That’s why dealin’ with sistas is a lot easier…but I digress!
Over at Casa de Zarin…Jill and Bobby Vegas are liking everything Jill’s gay husband is doing at this point! Brad has even gone over budget and Bobby Vegas doesn’t give a shit. How can you not love this man?
Oh Lawd, over to Simex and their weird science ass kids! Simon told the cameras that he can keep a lot of info in his brain. Shit, he should be able to considering the only other thing in life he does is manage a hotel!
Aww shit! They just advertised the Real Housewives of New Jersey FINALLY! I know these 5 bitches are going to be over the top, ghetto and entertaining! I’m talkin’ ATL housewives level…WATCH!
Back to Kelly and Bethenny! Why does this bitch always look like a low budget piece of trash? Ya’ll know I’m talkin’ about Kelly. Bitch sat down and had a fucked up ass foul attitude from jump! THIS is why they didn’t have these types of confrontations during the Atlanta season…cuz a bitch (Kelly) would’ve gotten her ass beat or at LEAST slapped, talkin’ to somebody like that. Why the fuck would you invite someone to cocktails to tell them ya’ll ain’t friends when you were never friends in the first fuckin’ place? I hope Bethenny throws her drink on this opportunistic bitch before the scene is over…for real!
This Kelly bitch met up with a man named Max Max! Bitch had rolls at her knee caps! Instead of talkin’ about Bethenny while on a date, she shoulda paid more attention to her gay date! She said she was unsettled by the get together, but SHE is the one who asked Bethenny for the meeting! Um, am I the only one who sees how fuckin’ nuts this hip-less bitch is?
Meanwhile, Ramona has bullied Bethenny into hangin’ with her and watchin’ Mario play golf. Fucking snoozeville! While there, they discuss the whole HipLESS Heffa fiasco! Ramona knows Bethenny is being truthful, but she refuses to take sides cuz she thinks Kelly MIGHT help her progress in society somehow. These bitches are transparent as a damn windshield!
At dinner, Mario and Ramona decided it was talk shit about Jill Zarin day! Mario was bitchin’ about how Jill Zarin doesn’t do shit but shop, travel and eat. So the fuck what! If Bobby Vegas can afford for HIS wife to look good while chillin’ or sittin’ at home, then who gives a shit? Mario, don’t hate cuz you have to send your wife to work every morning with that gut.
Anyway, Ramona is mad that Kelly wrote an article on the BM Fashion Show cuz she invited her and she used to be the fashion writer…in her own mind! Get over it honey!
Back over to the Kelly and the soon to be ex-Countess Lu on their way to a Page Six Party, she’s STILL talkin’ about Bethenny. Funny that she’s up HERE and Bethenny is down THERE, yet she’s still thinking about her. Get over yourself, jealous bitch! Even Countess Lu told her she was out of line.
Oh Lord, the gangs all there back in effect…even down to Simex lyin’ asses! Aight, I’m gonna say it. Jill Zarin and Mario have a sick and twisted sexual chemistry! For real ya’ll! Sure, some of it is jealousy on his part, but not all. He WISHES Jill Zarin were his wife for just one day and as sexy as Bobby Vegas is, she wants Mario for about an hour! Did ya’ll peep this shit between them? Sexual frustration bitches! Mario is worse than Kelly talkin’ bout he ain’t thinkin’ about Jill Zarin, yet he’s still runnin’ his mouth to SIMON of all people! The Singers are two fake as muthafuckas!
It wouldn’t be Simex and Ramona unless an argument started. Ramona explained that she basically hates them cuz she invited their social climbing wannabe asses to a celeb packed NY event and they didn’t show them the courtesy of informing that Alex had nude photos coming out two days later. Ramona felt like that tarnished her rep. Um, I feel her, but ain’t nobody thinkin’ that much about you Ramona. Sorry babe!
Ya’ll won’t believe this, but I gotta go with Simex on this one…especially Simon! The Van Kempens were right, PERIOD! Ramona is a fucking hypocrite drama queen who needs to get a damn grip.
Excuse me for a minute, but that muthafucka Bobby Vegas is sexy as shit!
In closing I have four words for ya’ll…KICK HIS ASSSS WAYNE!
What did ya’ll think of last night’s episode? And Jizzle, can I get some credit for being ON TIME with this week’s recap since you’re always hazing me LOL!!
…Vine…in a minute