Where Reality Meets Rhapsody

The Hills Recap 4/13/09

I hope this whole damn season isn’t gonna be Speidi bullshit!  I can only take so much.

Over at People’s Revolution, LC’s boss needs a new intern to take Whit’s place.  By the way, don’t ya’ll miss Whitney?  I do. 

LC and Stephanie went out to eat and she was all over the new internship.  Here’s what I don’t get.  How the fuck can LC be friends with Spencer’s sister, but not with Heidi?  Isn’t her supposed beef wit Heidi cuz of her relationship with Spencer?  They need to proof these scripts better.

Heidi’s back from Colorado and she and her worst half are right back to fighting.  He’s such an asshole.  I wish Spencer would talk to me that way.  I’d Chris Brown his ass!

Nice of Stephanie to run a comb through her head for her interview with Kelly at PR.  Did she really bring her resume all folded up and shit?  Kelly is funny as hell.  I think she should take Whitney’s place.  Even her time on The City was dramatic…callin’ that anorexic girl anorexic!

Spencer and his hype man Charlie hit the town in a leased sports car. 

Heidi and Steph are out for sushi.  The two of them are as dull as plastic knives.  They’re gonna stalk Spencer over at H Wood. 

Caught in the act.  Poor Heidi’s top lip doesn’t even move at this point!  She needs to leave her face alone.  She’s droppin’ F bombs and shit.  Uhhh, WWJD?  He wouldn’t cuss someone out Ms. Heidi!  And Heidi, PLEASE get a good weave brush and brush that fucking wig down in the back!  Shit! 

Kelly told LC that Stephanie basically is a waste of fresh air, but she’s gonna bring her on board cuz MTV is paying her to she might be a genius.

Speidi met for lunch.  This bitch has a $9,000 handbag, but has a bad rug on her damn head!  What’s wrong wit this picture?  She doesn’t need therapy WITH Spencer.  She needs it solo if she thinks A) this crazy ass fool is  the one for her and B) this farce is the way to be famous!

Thoughts on tonight’s show?

…Vine…in a minute

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Comments on: "The Hills Recap 4/13/09" (2)

  1. I love that I no longer need to watch this show, just read your blog! I haven’t watched this season at all because it seems so scripted. I mean you can’t possibly really live with all that shit on a day to day basis.

    I can’t even stand to look at Heidi for all the shit she’s done to ger face and body. She was such a cute girl but she’s bound to look like Joan Rivers one of these days.

    I can’t believe she’s pullin in enough money to even tote a $9,000 handbag. Why didn’t MTV want to do a reality show in MN at my high school…damn it!

  2. Glad to help! This shit is so obviously scripted…this season is the worst yet. I agree, Heidi use to be cute. Now she looks like the bullshit that happens to girls when they get caught up in L.A.

    Exactly! MTV coulda done a show about your HS and I’d be reviewing the shit LOL! Wonder if I woulda liked you LOL! – Vine

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