Where Reality Meets Rhapsody

Hulk Hogan revealed in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine that his nasty divorce from Linda and her laying up with a toddler who’s a friend of their son’s made him get in touch with his inner O.J. Simpson!

 “I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like O.J., cutting everybody’s throat,” he said, per the New York Post. “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife…”I totally understand O.J. I get it.”

This is way too easy!  Need I say the obvious?  The only thing I’ll offer is that once this divorce is final and Linda takes him and his hair extensions to the cleaners, he better hope that 19 year old plumber don’t hurt Linda, take her money and frame is talkin’ too much ass!

…in a minute

Comments on: "Hulk Hogan’s About to Lose It…" (11)

  1. The whole family is vile. What they did to that kid in the crash with the son was so appalling that we should have put all their asses in jail. That goes for the lawyer and the PR flak too.

    And this guy is the head of said family. No, you needn’t state the obvious. Hopefully this will teach him to enjoy his fortune, or the half of it that he’ll have after he’s done with the divorce, and keep his mouth shut, for good.

  2. @Michele – Weren’t they disgusting when that accident went down? The only one who seemed halfway genuine (and didn’t get caught talkin’ shit on tape) was Brooke! Did you see the Hogan’s THS? I was in shock for a day over the shit they said about that poor young man!

    You’d think Hulk’s ass woulda learned his lesson running his fucking mouth!

  3. That poor family, not only do they have to deal with basically losing a kid so the Hulk Jr. could feel like a big man behind the wheel they have to go through the lawyers digging up dirt on their family and child. I don’t even know what word to come up with for that.

    And I guarantee you, just from a cold hard practical point of view, that they were advised not to do this shit and to just say that what happen to the passenger is a tragedy they will never be able to come to terms with. “Our hearts go out to …” blah fucking blah. To turn the knife the way they did is totally unacceptable.

    “You’d think Hulk’s ass woulda learned his lesson running his fucking mouth!” obviously it cannot learn, it is not human. Brooke? Whatever she is she showed some real class. She must have had a good nanny growing up because she didn’t get it from the parents. I didn’t realize Roseanna worked for the Hogans in a previous life. Live and learn, if you’re human that is.

  4. Agreed! They have to be some of the biggest dumb ass fools out! They deserve what they get (or don’t get) after how they smiled in that family’s face, then talked about making another dolla off the tragedy! Greedy muthafuckas!

    Brooke has a new show coming on. I’m gonna give it a chance, but the minute I have to watch her parents and brother, I’m out!

  5. Brooke needs to get out of her family’s grasp. That’s the only way she’s going to make it. And Hulk needs to learn the more you over-protect and control your daughter the more inner freak comes out. They didn’t see Britney?

    I hope they both feel sorry for what they said on those jail tapes. If there is a hell I’m sure there’s a room waiting for them.

    Does anyone else notice how all weirdos come from Florida?

  6. Brooke actually had the NERVE to tweet today that her dad was just joking and nobody has a sense of humor anymore. I said that people do have a sense of humor when the shit is funny! Then I told her to own that it was in poor taste and move on.

    The fact that he doesn’t think what he said was offensive shows that he ain’t learned shit from all the negative in their lives over the past few years.

  7. @Jen “Does anyone else notice how all weirdos come from Florida?” Affirmative. Even California can’t complete with the Sunshine State crazies. And you’d think Cali would get it hands down with LALA land and Frisco, but it’s not even close. Texas is a bit “interesting” too.

  8. Don’t even get started on Texas LOL. Anywhere that breeds a minister who talks about how huge his daughter’s tits are ain’t for me.

  9. @ H&V. “Anywhere that breeds a minister who talks about how huge his daughter’s tits are ain’t for me.” In public to the press he said it. That’s all I’m saying. Was it Thelma or Louise who wouldn’t even drive through the fucking state? They were right.

    I actually did drive through the state ONE TIME. It was an “adventure” I’ll never forget my “favorite” bumper sticker: Enjoy yourself, go home and beat up someone you love. Real classy.

  10. Lol! I’m a Texas girl, born and raised, but I live in Austin so it’s a little less backwards and crazy here. Houston and Dallas are another story!

    The Florida thing first came to my attention when I used to listen to Love Line back in the day. Adam Carola and Dr. Drew would play “Germany or Florida” In which they would read really fucked up news stories and try to guess if they happened in Germany or Florida…anyone else remember that?

  11. @Jen – I don’t remember, but that shit is hilarious!

    I know several people in Dallas who say they feel like it’s a totally different world outside the U.S. LOL!

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