Where Reality Meets Rhapsody

First of all, can we take a poll on how many people think Queis doing some very good drugs?  I mean, it sho seems like it to us!  Just sayin’…

Poor Aundrea.  She’s so cute, but she looks like she ate skinny Aubrey.  Anyone remember the time when Aubrey was hella skinny, had no boobs and could move her lips and face?

Aight, here we go.  Diddyjust fired Drea!  Dayum!  I mean, errbody knows that Dawn’scurrently in L.A. workin’ on her solo album.  So I ain’t shocked, but Drea had to know that once she quit on Diddy, he wouldn’t fuck wit her no more.  Come on now.  Dawn knew that shit!  When he told Dawn that she was stayin’ on the label, did ya’ll see that bitch exhale?!  She was relieved as shit, but had enough tact not to gloat!  Then MTV was fucked up enough to play one of their songs LOL! 

They can thank Aubrey for fucking up their money!  These bitches are dumb for letting Aubrey’s overly raunchy and promiscuous (Diddy’s words, not mine) ass ruin the group.  Now what are they doing?  Drea is probably still somewhere eatin’.  At this point she looks like she has food stored in her cheeks.  D Woods is probably somewhere with a bad weave performing with her other “group” that nobody knows the name of.  Aubrey’s somewhere unable to move her top lip.  She’s too fat to pose for anything anymore or dance and she could never sing!  Shannon and her husband are somewhere living in a friend’s garage and shit!  How is THIS better than Danity Kane?

Back at the penthouse, Day 26is talking about Diddy’s decision to put Que’s high as a kite ass on “time out”!  If they don’t stop saying “brother” every 5 words!  If they’re such tight “brothers”, then why don’t they encourage their “brother” Que to go to rehab?   

Dawn’s crying on Que’s shoulder, but let’s keep it real!  Dawn should be happy to get rid of the dead weight.  She was ridin’ with DK and Bad Boy from the start.  She never wavered.  Those other bitches did!  You really want four sometime-E bitches responsible for whether or not you get paid?  Doubt it!  Bitch should be cryin’ tears of joy!

Day 26 (minus Que) and Donnie are at sea on their way to the Bahamas.  Why do these niggas always act like they ain’t never seen nice shit before whenever they see a nice suite? 

Oh GAWD, an alarm just went off.  By the time these dumb ass fools got down to the deck, everyone had their life vests on, even Donnie, EXCEPT Day 26!  These fools strolled down like they were going for a walk in the park.  Did ya’ll see the white folks lookin’ like “why don’t those black gentlemen have their life vests on?”.  Donnie was lookin’ like “I’m glad I didn’t get picked for their group”. 

Um, what was with the drunk white girl LOL?  That shit was hilarious.  LIKE OH MY GAWD, I LOOOVE YOU GUYS!  But my favorite part was when Willie said he had a “girlfriend”, she said “where’s Diddy?”.  LOL!  Bitch ain’t waste no time.  She was like fuck it, I’m on vacation and I want one of these big black muthafuckas to rock my world!  But isn’t Willie married?  What the fuck was the girlfriend thing all about.

These niggas para-sailing!  Robert is mad as hell that he got his new Jordans wet!  WHY are you para sailing with sneakers on?  Black men would wear sneakers in the bed if a bitch would let they ass!  Take that shit OFF.

Is Brian officially the only dude in music still wearin’ corn rows? 

Seemed like the only one missing Que’s junky ass was Brian!  How sweet.  Brian called Que to check on him.  Ummm, did I just hear his message right.  He said that the other “brothers” were asleep AND they really wanted to holla at him!  Which one is it? 

I think next week for Part 2 of the finale I am going to keep a tally of how many times they say brother!

See what I told ya!  Dawn dried those damn tears and she’s lookin’ to take care of herself!  That’s right, you got to.  Those bitches didn’t think about you when they started fuckin’ up.  Now she and Que are on the way to her Vibe Magazine photo shoot!  Dawn, boo, you couldn’t take a quick razor to them underarms before you did a bikini shoot?  I’m just askin’…Other than that, bitch worked that shit out!  Dawn really is the shit! 

Here goes Que wallowing in his own purple haze self pity! 

Back at sea, Day 26 can’t figure out how to rearrange their formations without Que’s ass.  It ain’t that damn hard.  Get ya’lls shit together! 

Poor Donnie can’t even take his shirt off anymore.  We need to put out an APB on his 6 pack cuz that shit is missing! 

Day after the show, Big Mike and Robert agreed that the show was fine without Que.  They think Brian was distracted by Que’s absence, but to me, he was the only one on stage giving 100%! 

Next week:  Live Finale.  Day 26 and Donnie are going to perform.  Diddy said that maybe all of Danity Kane will be there.  Yeah right. 

What did ya’ll think of Part 1?  You think DK will be at the live finale?

…in a minute (www.twitter.com/hollywoodNvine)

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Comments on: "Making the Band 4: 4/16/09 Season Finale Pt. 1" (5)

  1. I was wondering if you guys watched this show! I have been an MTB fan from the door, love it! I did feel bad for Aundrea, I mean she is talented and with the right people would be great. She for sure burned her chance in hell after she gave up on the group. Speakin of the weight gain, did you see how little she was when they flashed back to early DK? She was at least 35 lbs. lighter.

    I like Dawn and think she’ll do good things on her own. I just can’t understand why she doesn’t see why fucked up Que has been lately? I mean is he layin the pipe like that? She seems like she would be smarter than that but she continues to stick up for him…don’t get it! Que has totally changed since the start of Day 26….I hope he gets back on track with the his ‘brothers’ and quits smokin whatever it is he is smokin.

    My husband and I were crackin up at Robert parasailing. Who wears sneakers IN the ocean, are you kidding me? Although I was NOT suprised he did it…I thought it was great that the driver dunked his ass…did you see how hard Robert was trying to keep his feet up! LMOA on the black men wearing sneakers in bed comment…SO TRUE!

    OMG, the white girl at the beach…See it’s girls like her I just want to slap into tomorrow. It’s smuts like her that give the rest of us a bad rap….I mean she might as well just carried a sign saying ‘Free Blow Jobs to anyone with skin darker than mine’…slow down girly! Willie is married, why could he not refer to a wife and not say ‘girlfriend’?!?

    I can’t even get started on Aubrey. . . she needs Jesus.

    I don’t think DK will all show up for the finale..maybe via satalite or something?? Who knows, Diddy will do anything for publicity.

  2. FilterQueen said:

    All I gotta say is…Allure, 112, Da band…I am sure there are others. Diddy doesn’t have a successful act under his belt, Sorry I said it.
    And I dont count Notorious BIG, bc he was more of a hype man for Biggie in my opinion.

  3. @filterQueen – Add Dream and Total to that list! Don’t be sorry. You speaketh the truth!

  4. FilterQueen said:

    Thanks! I knew you wouldnt hate, but seriously he is on my nerves with all those damn kids running around. Speaking of, Wasn’t there a blind item someplace that he knocked Cassie up but convinced her to get rid of it and then bought her some bling? How does Bad Boy records still exist and make money?

  5. I wouldn’t be shocked if he did. He done knocked up errbody else! Hollywood and I love Diddy, but all them kids ain’t cute to me.

    Not sure how Bad Boy still exists and makes money. People are still dyin’ for Diddy to sign them. Then he fucks them, literally & figuratively, then they want out of their contract. New label has to buy Diddy out. He ain’t lose shit. He milks the shit outta the artists who do make money while they’re makin’ money. The rest he probably writes off some how. Genius! – Vine

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