LC and Audrina are at some dive bar having drinks. LC told her to get back out there on the man hunt. Uh, I don’t think LC meant with Brody sweetie! But that’s later in the show.
Over at People’s Revolution, Stephanie is workin’ Kelly’s last nerve leaving shit all over the place and preparing sloppy packages for clients. Real gem you found there LC. I give it two more episodes before Kelly makes LC fire her ass.
Spencer is outside of Boathouse tryna act out a scene win Heidi back!
LC, Lo, Audrina and some girl with big teeth hit a club and ran into Brody! Oh wait a minute, Justin Bobby is there, too! There ain’t but one club in Hollywood? Audrina didn’t peep him, but LC made sure she was prepared. As she put her left hand on the side of her face, I guess to keep Justin from reading her lips, she told Audrina to read her lips and screamed “JUSTIN IS HERE! JUSTIN IS HERE!” I see LC never learned to use her indoor voice.
Anyway, Brody to the rescue tellin’ Audrina that she’s so beautiful and should be having fun…not sittin’ looking all sad behind that fool Justin Bobby! Not shockingly, the trashy girl with the L.A. pout (with collagen assistance) who was making out with Brody asked who the fuck Audrina was. Showing her insecurities, she leaned over another person to make out with Brody! Class act!? If Brody would just get back with LC, we wouldn’t have to watch these other trashy broads!
Over at Audrina’s place, Stephanie’s nosey ass is there to get the dirt!
OH, sorry, the trashy girl is Brody’s girlfriend Jayde.
Who the fuck is Sleazy T and why is he letting people call him that?
Ewww, Justin looks homeless. How did Audrina date this clown, let alone have sex with him? He is disgusting! For real, I’m finding it hard to even swallow my diet soda. Why are they fighting in the club? And can Brody stare at her any harder? Well shit, if I were a dude with that Jayde piece of work, I’d be staring at Audrina, too!
Back at People’s Revolution, Stephanie’s now hangin’ up on muthafuckas only after letting the phone ring 4 or 5 times! I can’t believe that she is THIS damn clueless. LC didn’t know how dumb this girl was before she referred her for this internship?
Speidi hits the therapists office in Beverly Hills. I wonder how much MTV paid this woman to sink this low. As Heidi explained to this her what the fuck happened, she looked more and more disgusted. Like ‘if MTV weren’t paying my ass, I wouldn’t be fucking with these two teeny boppers’. Even the therapist asked Heidi what she’s doing with Spencer.
LC, Lo and Audrina are at lunch talking about Brody. It became clear to LC real quick that Audrina has a hot crotch for. She didn’t look thrilled. Now how did I know these three would end up in Hawaii during the boys trip? That’s next week.
Am I the only one who thinks the script is getting worse by the week? They shoulda had Stephanie be a shining star at PR totally showing up LC. Then Kelly could’ve turned on LC, sending her deeper into her passion for her own clothing line vs. working on for someone else…thus, giving her a reason to plug her line on the show, as well as in reality. I mean, that woulda been a good start.
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