Miley Ray Cyrus did a Pole Dance 101 number at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards the other night and people are up in arms! My question is, why?
For the past 2 years or so, bitch been on the red carpet with her lips poked out like she’s Paris, with dresses on short enough to almost see her birth canal like she’s Britney! Her trashy ass parents let her underage ass date a man old enough to buy alcohol when she could barely drive a car. Don’t tell me they were sittin’ up at her house watching the fucking Disney Channel. That fool was tappin’ that, trust!
And notice the TCA ain’t outraged over this shit! Of course not. These are the same assholes who nominated Perez Hilton for an award! Perez Hilton is no more suitable for teenagers than Hollywood and me, let alone Miley Cyrus. Bitch looks right at home holdin’ onto that pole, don’t she?
Before I go, I have to give a shout out to the little girl in the background (on the right) who looks mortified by the filthy stinch of garbage on the stage in front of her!
…in a minute…Vine
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