NeNe and Dwight are battin’ lead off! I just love her. She’s in her new house somewhere near Lisa’s foreclosed one! I am not feeling NeNe’s new weave. It makes her look older than she is. Dwight and his antics will never get old. Crawlin’ across the floor in that expensive suit like he works at Magic City!
Our first peak at Kim was in her white Bentley. No doubt she had to breast feed Papa to get that one. Bitch done lost a ton of weight. She looks a lot better than last season, I must say. She’s still seeing that quacky ass psychic, Rose.
Now Kim wants to be a business owner? She can’t even spell CAT, how she gone run a business? Yeah, we didn’t forget that shit. Rose is seeing a son in Kim’s future. Kim said she’s gonna start taking birth control! START?? You mean you haven’t been on the pill running around fucking this married man?
Over at Sheree’s new dungeon. She and her son were moving her shit. Guess she couldn’t afford movers. Does Sheree expect us to believe that she had no idea that her mortgage wasn’t being paid? Natch, she put it all on Bob. Wasn’t she hollerin’ last season about how Bob was a great father, but they just didn’t get along? So why would a great father not pay to keep a roof over his kids’ head? Either she was lyin then or she’s lyin now. Could be either. If I was tryna get a 7 figure divorce settlement, I woulda called his ass a great father, too. Well, I would…No child support in 19 months, yet she’s using her own money, supposedly, to finance a new clothing line AND is shopping all the fucking time? That’s her bad! Mothers do what they have to do when they have kids. They sacrifice. That means you come last sometimes! Get it together honey. And by the way, she’s starting to let this shit age her ass! Sheree looks 5 years older than last season.
Over at the Hartwell’s recently foreclosed old house, Lisa and Ed are talking about having more kids. Lisa does not seem to be feeling the idea at all! This nigga is putting the pressure ON! I don’t understand how someone has kids they don’t help raise, yet wanna have more.
Sheree is planning her “Independence Party” and has gotten a free wedding planner because of the show hired an event planner to put the shit together…the infamous Anthony! This fool wants to arrive in a helicopter. You see what I’m talking about? Where are her priorities? If she’d just keep it real, people wouldn’t talk. She wants us to think that she’s paying him, when in reality he did the shit for free. Furthermore, it was part of another event that was going on and they agreed to work Sheree’s nonsense into the mix because she’s on the show! Don’t play.
Over at Lisa’s, Kandi shows up talking about The Pocket Monologue which is a version of The Vagina Monologues. SMH! Will people please leave well enough alone? She goes on to talk about her fiance, AJ. The nigga has SIX KIDS!! I’m sorry, that’s fucking ridiculous! Any “man” who has 6 kids by more than 1 woman has a problem, PERIOD. I don’t give a damn who he is or how big her ring is. Speaking of her ring, people claim she bought it herself. Kandi said on Twitter than she did not buy her ring, that AJ did. At this point, I’ll take her word for it.
NeNe and Lisa are rollin to Niecy Nash’s birthday party. Kim and Sheree are supposed to be there, too. Should be interesting. Sheree said that she is no longer kissing Kim’s ass friends with Kim. Lord have mercy, did you see Ed in that damn Armada? Ya’ll know I hate the word swagger, but it’s fitting here. Ed has lost his. Last season, Lisa couldn’t get enough of him when he’d flirt with her. Now she just seems uninterested. NeNe’s in the car singin her “Tardy to the Party” remix! She’s a fool for that.
How the hell is Sheree gonna show up to someone’s birthday party and not even know who the fucks birthday it is? “Today is Niecy Nash birthday!” “WHO’S birthday?” Triflin!!
NeNe heard that Kim was saying that Gregg was broke…of course Sheree and Lisa’s messy asses claim to have heard Kim say it. Hmmm. Kickin up mo shit now that NeNe and Kim are ready to be friends again. I think neither of them want NeNe finding out what the fuck they said about her when they weren’t cool!
Kandi is a fabulous songwriter, clearly, but I’m not so in love with her voice. Sometimes it’s cool to play the background. It’s gotten her this far, why not stick with it? Just askin…
NeNe met Sheree to talk about their issues. Oooh NeNe, that green open in the front top you had on was not right girl! Basically, they hugged and made up…for the time being. I think Sheree needs NeNe more than she needs Sheree. But NeNe thinks she’s funny askin’ Sheree if she got her 7 figure settlement when she knew good and hell well bitch lost her house LMAO!
Here goes Kim talking about cancer again. Doesn’t she know that A) there are tons of ways to lose your hair and B) people don’t lose their hair because they have cancer; they lose it because of chemo. She can’t be that fucking stupid, can she? Never mind…
Kandi’s daughter is so cute and so smart. She obviously did a good job raising her thus far. Have to give her props. But ummm, when your child can’t remember the name of all your fiance’s kids, that might be a sign that he ain’t the one. Listen to yo mama girl!
Sheree called Anthony to bug him the shit out of him ask a few questions about her party and he hung up on her ass! Yes, Anthony, yes!! Am I the only one who loved how Sheree’s professional hair stylist, Lawrence, said Anthony’s behavior was “bullshit”, yet called Anthony unprofessional?
4 days from her party and Sheree wants to meet with Anthony. People like Sheree get on my fucking nerves! Anthony was damn right. She had no respect for his time AND SHE’S GETTING THE SHIT FOR FREE! Don’t act like you were paying this man honey! She thinks she can take 100% of his time just because she’s a client. “WHO GONE CHECK ME BOO?” And she calls NeNe ghetto…Hmph! Sheree let allll her true colors show, hollerin and actin a fuckin fool in that man’s office! Don’t let the Chanel earrings and all that other shit that she can’t afford fool you. Her ass is ghetto as sin!!
What did ya’ll think of the premiere?
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