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ABC 7 has reported that San Diego Chargers Linebacker Shawne Merriman has been arrested on suspicion of choking and restraining reality tv fame whore star Tila Tequila

Details are few, but sources say that they were allegedly involved in a “domestic violence dispute” and that Tila was on the phone with her attorney while being checked out by paramedics!

First of all, I don’t believe her ass.  This is the same bitch who said she was assaulted at a random gas station in Los Angeles, but never called the police.  Furthermore, she will do absolutely anything to extend her damn 15 minutes!  Enough!

Shawne, ya’ll niggas ain’t gonna learn, are you?  Stop fucking with these crazy, mixed up broads!  You didn’t learn from Steve McNair, Kobe, Magic…and the beat goes on.  A lot of these athletes think that the grass is greener on the other side, but I haven’t heard about a black woman doing shit but tryna get a new car or a new handbag…not put your black ass in jail!

Get your shit together and focus on your damn job before they send you packing like they do all other loud mouth, trouble makers in San Diego!  Ask Marcellus Wiley!

UPDATE:  Tila Tequila was heavily intoxicated when the incident took place.  She was allegedly under the influence of cocaine, as well.  Evidently, Shawne tried to keep her from driving under the influence.  SEE, ya’ll will catch a case like Kobe messing with these chicks!  Click here for more information.

UPDATE #2: Tila posted on her official Twitter page that she is “allergic to alcohol” and that she’s “HUNGOVER”.  Her words, not ours.  You do the math.  She was letting people know that she was down to kick it tonight.  How many women do ya’ll know who were truly assaulted and kicked it the following night?  Lies…lies I tell ya!

UPDATE #3: Shawne Merriman released a statement via email to the San Diego Union-Tribune late Sunday night:

The following statement was received via e-mail late Sunday night:

On September 6, 2009 the San Diego Sheriffs Department responded to a citizens complaint that was initiated by Tila Nguyen (aka Tila Tequila). I was taken into custody based upon that complaint. At the time, I was concerned about her welfare given the intoxicated state she appeared to be in and I encouraged her to stay until safe transportation could be provided. We would all do our best to help a friend if we considered their actions to be detrimental to their personal safety. I in no way caused any harm to Ms Nguyen, however, paramedics were called and she was examined but no injuries were reported. She was released and has since returned to Los Angeles, California. There have been no charges filed against me. I want to thank the San Diego Sheriffs Department for their professionalism. I will continue to cooperate fully with the Department and I look forward to clearing my name regarding these false allegations. I want to put this behind me so I can continue to focus on a successful season for the San Diego Chargers.

…in a minute

Comments on: "BREAKING NEWS: Chargers Linebacker Arrested" (3)

  1. LMAO @ black women only wanting a new car and handbag.

  2. It’s cheaper than the legal fees these fools keep incurring behind these broads LOL! – Vine

  3. she was drunk. he was just keeping her from driving.

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