Before we get started, for those of you who don’t know, Don Vito’s lawsuit against Kizzie for “Tardy for the Party” never happened. She paid him before he had to take it that far. Thank you Kandi for clearing that up on Wendy Williams earlier this week.
Aight, Kizzie’s batting lead off with some fat girl who had the nerve to put a bikini on. Kizzie ain’t right for allowing her “friend” to get on camera lookin’ like Sponge Bob Square Pants! She said Papa treated her and the girls to a Bahamas trip so that she could relax after she got drunk and fell slipped and hurt herself at the alter ego party. Then he flew in and surprised her. That must be when they got that photo of the two of them together. “I wouldn’t stay with him for the money, but…” Who is she fooling and why is she allowing that man to spend time with her children? Adults can do what the fuck they want, but to show your kids that bullshit? Hell naw! And that fat ass friend of hers telling her whatever she wants to hear is disgusting! No that man is not the love of her life! OMG, was that ice in her wine? NEXT…
Sheree and her wanna be the 7th housewife (Dwight is the 6th) girlfriend are checking out the dump where her independence party is gonna be held. This party is not hardly about women being free. It’s about Sheree bringing attention to herself, like everything else she does in life!
Lisa and Kandi are at rehearsal for the Pocketbook Monologues…AKA the Vagina Monologues for sistas. Lisa better not ever get into acting cuz she was horrible! Kandi, on the other hand, was prepared and she was great! Gotta give it to her. But the Vagina Monologues is the coochie telling its story, not a woman telling about her kitty’s history! Just sayin… Leave it to Lisa to want what she can’t have. Even if they gave you Kandi’s monologue, you woulda blown that one too sweetie.
Ms. NeNe met with the person who wrote co-authored her book. Have any of you read it? Is it worth the money?
Sheree is meeting with a man who’s gonna create a portrait of her that will be displayed in life size at her party, natch. The woman is a textbook narcissist! Bitch, if you didn’t want to wear the purple top, them why the fuck did you bring it with you? This broad creates friction where there doesn’t have to be any!
Now that Kizzie and PAA-PAAAA are back together, she promptly headed to a jeweler to spend an obscene amount of his money on some bullshit jewelry that she said she’ll wear to the grocery store. Wasn’t she just talking about needing to put her girls through college? That $19,000 donkey rope is a year’s tuition boo!
Sheree brought her mother to the studio to get some free wine see what she’s working on for her party portrait. She looked at it and said it’s “so real”. Not surreal, but so real! Yet she still thinks people are jealous of her…
Time for the kitty monologues. Lisa and Kandi are both nervous as hell! She slowed it down like the Director told her and she did well. Up next, Kandi. She was really wonderful! She did it!! I’ll give Kandi credit; she doesn’t put her name on shit unless she truly brings it! Lord have mercy, Dwight talkin’ about he’s gonna do a “tool box” monologue! If Dwight’s tool box could talk, I might plug my ears.
Did Kizzie just call her chunky daughter “piglet”? Um….
It’s time for the Independence Party. Lord, Lawrence didn’t even blend her tracks with her real hair. Oh my God in heaven, did ya’ll see what the hell Lawrence had on? What the hell was that? And why is Sheree driving herself to her own party? Bitch couldn’t afford a driver for a few hours? She is so bootleg. No matter how hard she tries, she just ain’t fly!
Oh SHIT! NeNe told Kim that she can’t sell the song without her. Tell her NeNe! I told ya’ll that shit was tacky. She sang SIX WORDS and thought she didn’t need NeNe anymore..she now has Kandi. NeNe was right for telling her ass off. And Kandi’s simple simon ass is a fool. NeNe is not pissed about the song. It’s about how Kizzie went behind her back without saying shit to her! That was foul and if Kandi’s perfect ass can’t see that, then she’s dumber than I thought when I found out she was marrying a nigga with 6 kids and 4 baby mamas!
Aight, the unveiling of Sheree’s portrait. NeNe and Lisa wanted to laugh, but held it together.
O M G, WHAT was that thang on stage naked dancing for Sheree? And this is supposed to be a party for women. Why is Lawrence is there? He can dress like a woman all he wants, but yo ass still has a dick, PERIOD!
NeNe let Kandi know! I gotta give this one to NeNe! Kandi is just not that smart. How can she not see what NeNe was saying? And Sheree, the party was not fabulous. The best thing to happen to that boring ass party Kizzie, NeNe and Kandi fighting. Hell, I was bored recapping this bullshit ass episode!
Next week Kizzie further sinks her claws into Kandi by throwing a joint birthday party with her! When Kizzie burns that ass, Kandi betta not say shit to NeNe cuz she was forewarned.
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