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Balloon Boy Bullshit…

Everyone in America was glued to their TVs today watching an oversized Jiffy Popcorn bag fly the friendly skies in Colorado.  The irony of his name being Falcon should keep late night talk show hosts full of jokes for at least a week!

As we all know, the boy was not in the hot air balloon.  He was hiding in the attic of the house in a cardboard box.  The family was already on Wife Swap showcasing their love of storm chasing and other bullshit like that!  I guess the scientist daddy’s ideas didn’t blow up after the show.  So he and his wife came up with a new plan.  Let’s hide Falcon in the attic, send the hot air balloon up and have muthafuckas tryna buy my prototype!  Watch what we tell you.  This was all part of their master plan!

They need to put these crazy ass people in JAIL for wasting tax payers money and law enforcement’s time!  Even the FAA was involved in this shit!  They betta have to repay every last dolla!  If the runaway bride had to, then so should they!  And for the love of Pete, take those kids away from these lunatics!

Update:  Here’s the video of this little boy saying he did it for the show!  We knew it!

…in a minute

Comments on: "Balloon Boy Bullshit…" (8)

  1. Um…will social services be coming to yank this child from his parents? Because if a black family had done this, Child Protective Services would have been called LONG before the FAA!

  2. Tell it! Tell it ALL! They are going to let these white folks off easy with an invoice to repay over time. Not us. Black folks woulda been lost those kids while an “investigation” was done re: whether or not it was a safe environment for children! This is SHAMEFUL! – V

  3. Matt Lackey said:

    You don’t need an expert to read the body language, listen to the back story, and see everything that adds up to a total hoax. The Weld County Sheriff’s Office had better not close the books on this one so fast- CHARGES had better be filed against both parents! Unbelievable scripted and brainwashed event to try and bring fame to a no talent ass clown family. “Well uh- this son plays the harmonica, this one can whistle really well,…”. Uh- you s***faced lying a** white trash dad, you cost the state very valuable resources in emergency crew efforts for your agenda! I smelled it from the start. Who allows their neighbors to have huge quantities of helium next door???? I’m ashamed to be a white male. Stupid people! You trained your kids to lie for the benefit of fame and fortune. Why would you call 9news before 911? Then you’re on the phone with Ellen and The Tonight Show before you knew your son was “found”. Disgusting indeed!

  4. @Matt – You make a lot of good points, especially about the neighbors not questioning large amounts of helium at their home! The way that they sat on CNN with smiles on their faces knowing full well they tried to coax their kids into being co-conspirators totally disgusted me! The absolutely better not close this case without consequences! Thanks for visiting our blog. – Vine

  5. this has to be one of the most fucked up family events of 2009. i mean who seriously does this? like it’d really be funny if your 6 year, who called you out, was floating 10,000 feet in the air? these parents had better get HUGE consequnces for this, i can’t stand when people use young kids like this. i hate to know what they did to that poor little boy when the cameras stopped rollin yesterday.

  6. @jizzle – The family was all over the morning shows today and the little boy actually THREW UP on national tv! There’s no telling what kind of pressure they threw at him last night about not getting his story straight. These people are repulsive.

  7. Sheriff’s office confirms it WAS a hoax!


    This is the clearest and move bizarre case of abuse I’ve seen in a long time, and those kids DEFINITELY need to be taken away. Even if he’s not hitting the kids, there is serious damage being done to those poor little boys.

  8. First, you name your child Falcon.
    Second, you go on Wife Swap.
    Third, you are teaching the kid to lie to get on TV…im just sayin’

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