Even though Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom (Khlomar) recently shot their fake wedding for E! married, they still have not signed a prenup. Translation – they ain’t legally married or else it would be a postnup.
Anyway, Khloe and her pimpin ass mama has laid out a few demands that she wants met in the prenup that include:
their new house, $25,000 per month for alimony, $5,000 per month for shopping, $1,000 per month for beauty care, a new car at the end of every lease cycle, $7,000 a month for coke, $9,000 for food and courtside Lakers tickets for her entire family
Ain’t that a bitch! Who does this bitch think she is? That is why this sham of a marriage is going to last even less time than we originally thought! Everyone talked shit about Kelis being a gold digger for wanting $55,000/month from Nas! Why aren’t people, bloggers included, not talkin that same shit about Khloe’s ass? Get the fuck outta here. If that ain’t some gold digger shit, I don’t know what is. This bitch doesn’t even have one of his kids!
She and her groupie ass sisters are supposed to be such boss bitches, why can’t they get courtside seats on their own? They really need their half sister’s pussy to get them some damn tickets?
…Vine…in a minute
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