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Khloe’s Prenup Demands…

Even though Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom (Khlomar) recently shot their fake wedding for E! married, they still have not signed a prenup.  Translation – they ain’t legally married or else it would be a postnup.

Anyway, Khloe and her pimpin ass mama has laid out a few demands that she wants met in the prenup that include:

their new house, $25,000 per month for alimony, $5,000 per month for shopping, $1,000 per month for beauty care, a new car at the end of every lease cycle, $7,000 a month for coke, $9,000 for food and courtside Lakers tickets for her entire family

Ain’t that a bitch!  Who does this bitch think she is?  That is why this sham of a marriage is going to last even less time than we originally thought!  Everyone talked shit about Kelis being a gold digger for wanting $55,000/month from Nas!  Why aren’t people, bloggers included, not talkin that same shit about Khloe’s ass?  Get the fuck outta here.  If that ain’t some gold digger shit, I don’t know what is.  This bitch doesn’t even have one of his kids!

She and her groupie ass sisters are supposed to be such boss bitches, why can’t they get courtside seats on their own?  They really need their half sister’s pussy to get them some damn tickets?

…Vine…in a minute

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Comments on: "Khloe’s Prenup Demands…" (7)

  1. Couldn’t she have gotten that for just fucking him

  2. @lorri – Exactly! He’s gonna do that shit for her already if she’d just be cool. But muthafuckas are incapable of hiding their true colors! – Vine

  3. this truly screams gold digger. funny on the court side tickets. . .i mean even if they divorce from their not real union she still wants to sit courtside. if zac and vanessa can get courtside seats on their own, the kardashians better step up.

    this prenup truly makes it seem like there is nothing more to it than money and some spotlight.

  4. oh yea, nice blog design update. . . except its hard to see comments. the comments link on the front page is like size 0.5 font.

  5. @jizzle – Exactly. Why would anyone want to see their ex-husband several times per week after a divorce? Of course this is only about money and status.

    I wish there were a way to make the comment link bigger. We’re toying with not only a new design, but moving the blog from wordpress to another host:) Bear with us. – V

  6. Whoa, whoa, whoa…hold on a minute. This bitch wants $300,000 large a year if they get divorced PLUS $60,000 per year just for “shopping” ?! I like how 60 grand is just pocket change to these motherfuckers. I’d be thanking my lucky stars if I made that in a year working my ass off.

    She is earning waaaaay to much money just for sitting on his couch while he presses “ignore” every time is baby mama calls.

  7. Only $1,000 for beauty care?!??!?! That’s not nearly enough, She needs much more help than a $1,000 can buy!

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