Where Reality Meets Rhapsody

We told ya’ll that Elin Nordegren knew what she was doing!  Looks like Tiger’s loving wife who’s supposedly going to stick by her man, is making sure that they at least stay attached financially!

Elin’s initial prenuptial agreement will give her $20 million should she and Tiger divorce after 10 years of marriage.  Obviously, he went to Jaimee Grubbs and Rachel Uchitel to cure his 7 year itch.  Now the nanny Elin and her attorneys are revising the hell out of that prenup. 

According to the Chicago Sun-Times, Tiger has transferred a large 7 figure sum of money into Elin’s personal account just to keep her with him!  Elin has also, allegedly, demanded a complete rewrite of the prenup! 

Tiger’s image has already taken a big hit with this scandal.  The “when was the last time you’ve been fucked” text messages and threesome dreams made sure of that!  He needs to go on ahead and leave Elin’s ass now and just take one big hit one good time!  Otherwise, he’s going to end up paying his live-in babysitter Elin more money than he’d care to!

Trust, Elin was not a nanny for a pro golfer by mistake!  She knew what she was doing.  She’s striking while the iron is hot, just like the mistresses!  She ain’t slick. 

Updates:  Allegedly Elin was given $5 million to stay with Woods.  Elin has renegotiated to receive a supposed $55 million settlement for staying married to Tiger less than the original 10 years if they split.  Should she leave after 7 years, she stands to earn upwards of $80 million!  DING!!!!

…Vine…in a minute

Comments on: "Elin to Tiger…’Run Me My Money’" (4)

  1. I’m not mad at her, I would do the same shit!

  2. I’d be doing the same shit, too, no doubt. I am just tired of people acting like she had no idea what she was getting into by marrying Tiger’s oversexed ass LOL!

  3. hahaha “oversexed ass”. Do you really think she knew he was a man-whore before they got married? I mean I’m sure when you marry (anyone for that matter) but a high profile person you realize people will through themselves upon them, or that they can do as they please.

  4. I don’t know if she knew, but I don’t think she gave a damn! How do you go from a supposed modeling career to being a high paid babysitter? Elin was tryna put herself in the right place to come up and she did when Jesper hooked her up w/Tiger! She knew she wanted to marry up!

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