We know most of you skipped the AMAs this year. Good thing cuz it was a snoozefest. However, H & V love to give you our award show “thoughts” as we twittered them in real time. Here’s what I (Vine, Hollywood passed on the show) thought:
Janet still looks good!
Paula can’t even walk in that too tight Kim Kardashian-esque dress.
Fergie, that’s how you’re supposed to look when a stripper is in the media talking about your husband’s indiscretions!!
I know J Lo is mad that Shakira came out looking & dancing like that, then she busted her ass during a “comeback” performance. Embarrassing
Shakira came out looking like what all “mamis” aspire to be…then J Lo comes out looking like Shakira’s maid! SMH
Nicole Kidman has stuck by her 2nd husband through alcoholism. Tom Cruise must be more fucked up than we think!
Jigga & AK are going to run this new york shit into the ground. ENOUGH!
This negro truly thinks he some sort of god. Look at this shit! So over Jay-Z
Alicia Keys is rocking that body magic tonight LOL!
Aww shit, there goes Whitney’s crackhead ass bouncing and shit! SMH at this mess.
Everyone’s mad @ Fantasia, but hardly anyone said peep about Alicia Keys and her forbidden “relationship”. #justsayin
RT @joejpaige @hollywoodNvine Alicia Keys is more forgivable than Fantasia bcuz she’s lightskin. #BlackInAmerica #AMAs (PREACH!!)
Why does Will i am look like a black Liberace? What’s he on?
Thank God Joe’s [Jackson] not accepting this award.
I didn’t know Victoria’s Secret made suits for men!
This show is a trainwreck. It hasn’t been right since Dick Clark had a damn stroke
Rihanna was horrible! There, I said it.
Carrie Underwood is the truth!
I’m shocked @iamdiddy didn’t have Ciroc on that piano while Gaga was playing.
Rihanna sounded like someone was cutting off her nipples with a butter knife.
I think 2 of those 3 men on stage right now might like each other…#justsayin
I like that the blond from Gloriana jumped up and down when they won:) It was refreshing.
J Lo is so washed up!
Even Marc Anthony knew J Lo sucked. Did you see his face?
J Lo needs to beg Ashanti back
Oh gawd, another Whitney monologue!
The only thing worse than Jermaine’s bad hair and Victoria’s Secret suit is that ugly ass woman on his arm! YIKES!
Alicia Keys twice in one night? Why? Same hair and make up…smh
Alicia keys and those hips should always be sitting down behind a piano.
Why does her dancer look like a drive by shooter?
Can nobody think of new shit but acting like boxers hittin the ring tonight? Fuck!
Why are people still asking Eminem to perform on awards shows?
Did ya’ll just see ole girl w/that press n curl LOL? She looked like Brenda on 227
I’ve seen all I can of Eminem and his new nose!
Timbaland and his ballpark frank necks aren’t going to get me thrown out tonight!
U got to be a fat MuthaSucka to have Timbaland money and still can’t get a white t-shirt to fit your ass!
Why is Taylor Swift acting like she didn’t know she was going to win all this shit? Stop it.
This muthaluva [Adam Lambert] simulated oral on the AMAs with a man and a woman! WTF is the outrage LOL?
There you have it folks. If you watched the show, tell us what you think.
…Vine…in a minute
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