This July, VH1 will add Dallas Cowboys’ wide receiver Terrell Owens to their celebreality roster. This is particularly funny because T.O. doesn’t have shit to do with videos, hits, or music at all! Like we said the other day, VH1 will exploit any fucking body who will let them.
The untitled show will also feature Monique Jackson and Kita Williams, T.O.’s best friend and publicist. H&V thought his publicist was Kim Etheredge. Guess he got rid of her when she couldn’t spin the attempted suicide into the allergic reaction story he tried to feed us. T.O. would have had an easier time calling it an accidental suicide attempt…worked for Heath Ledger’s publicist! Just sayin.
At this point, they’re only saying that the show will document Owens’ life during the office season – anything from football to life to matchmaking. Yes, matchmaking. A filthy rich, decent looking NFL player with the body of a god needin help finding a woman isn’t hard to decipher. H&V are the only bloggers with balls enough to let ya’ll know he’s gay. But we still look forward to watching him pretend to love the ladies.
Ya’ll plan to watch this shit? In a minute…