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The Nanny Gets Her Payday…

According to TMZ, initial reports of Elin Woods’ divorce settlement of $750 million was extremely exaggerated.  Their sources are telling them that she’s going to get $100 million and ya’ll know Harvey is never wrong.

I’ve been reading a lot of comments on Facebook and Twitter about how fucked up it is that the help a woman who never swung a golf club on a golf course could get such a large settlement…and that is why I think most people are stupid.  Here’s the deal, the first thing to remember is that is not that woman’s fault that Tiger and his overpaid, underproducing legal team didn’t play hard ball with this broad. 

He obviously bought her silence, as reports state that she may never ever comment on Tiger in any way, shape or form, even after the nigga is dead!  Whatever he wants to keep a secret goes far beyond her whooping his ass with that golf club, mistresses and him driving under the influence of Ambien and God knows what else that night (allegedly).  I’m guessing it has to do with performance enhancing drug allegations possibly being true and his alleged, casual use of prescription pills.  THAT is the type of shit that would make it difficult to rebuild his brand, thus making him more money!  We all know about the hoes and kinky sex.  We know about the alleged love children.  We know the size of his dick and that he can work it.  What else is worth silencing the help Elin? 

If it’s not those things, then Tiger is a bigger clown than I originally suspected!  Who gives a fuck if she tells your business.  Let her!  Either he’s a punk or he has some shit that he truly does not want people to know.  Either way, $100 million is about right.  Let that woman move back to west hell and raise those two black children, teach them to think they’re white and don’t take them to church…like Tiger’s parents did to him!

…Vine…in a minute

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Elin to Tiger…’Run Me My Money’

We told ya’ll that Elin Nordegren knew what she was doing!  Looks like Tiger’s loving wife who’s supposedly going to stick by her man, is making sure that they at least stay attached financially!

Elin’s initial prenuptial agreement will give her $20 million should she and Tiger divorce after 10 years of marriage.  Obviously, he went to Jaimee Grubbs and Rachel Uchitel to cure his 7 year itch.  Now the nanny Elin and her attorneys are revising the hell out of that prenup. 

According to the Chicago Sun-Times, Tiger has transferred a large 7 figure sum of money into Elin’s personal account just to keep her with him!  Elin has also, allegedly, demanded a complete rewrite of the prenup! 

Tiger’s image has already taken a big hit with this scandal.  The “when was the last time you’ve been fucked” text messages and threesome dreams made sure of that!  He needs to go on ahead and leave Elin’s ass now and just take one big hit one good time!  Otherwise, he’s going to end up paying his live-in babysitter Elin more money than he’d care to!

Trust, Elin was not a nanny for a pro golfer by mistake!  She knew what she was doing.  She’s striking while the iron is hot, just like the mistresses!  She ain’t slick. 

Updates:  Allegedly Elin was given $5 million to stay with Woods.  Elin has renegotiated to receive a supposed $55 million settlement for staying married to Tiger less than the original 10 years if they split.  Should she leave after 7 years, she stands to earn upwards of $80 million!  DING!!!!

…Vine…in a minute

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