Our bitches are BACK! So excited and before it even starts, I’m laughing at the finale of last season when Sheree said She by Sheree is here to stay…but she’s already onto something else! These ladies neva disappoint. What happened with Nene and Gregg? Kim’s a lesbian now! Lisa has left the show! Kandi’s dating Willis McGahee or some shit! Two new housewives! Bring it!
Thank gaaaawd, they stopped showing Kandi doin’ the prep in the intro! We’re startin off with Sheree acting out a scene with Father Time! She was better off as a fashion designer! You have no acting experience, Sheree? Noooo shit! Her newfound passion is acting so SBS is on hold for a second. She’s dating an actor and now she’s ready to win an Oscar. Lord have mercy! Nene came over and is as shocked as us that Sheree is tryna act. NeNe has gossip. Kim announced in Life & Style that she’s a lesbian and they think it’s funny!
NeNe invited her over so they can discuss their “friendship”. Oooh NeNe girrrl, that open back does not do you justice girl! Well, whatever is going on w/her and Gregg must not have happened yet cuz they’re gettin along like normal. Here comes Kim still talkin’ about NeNe strangled her! She’s a damn LIE! Nene’s hair cut is TOUGH! Kim got a new wig! The Leakes got a new house. Gregg didn’t even wanna be there w/those two LOL! He left. What was different about Tracy? She was single and famous, that’s what’s different! NeNe you know damn well Kim would fuck a chicken as long as it’s famous enough LOL! Aight here she goes. NeNe said she doesn’t know where she and Gregg are going. She’s now the bread-winner and his old ass is sittin’ at home! Ahh shit, Kim said that Dwight told her that Gregg asked HIM for $10,000! NeNe did not know. Oooooo weeee! That is ugly! NeNe is mad as hell at Gregg, but madder at Dwight! She’s right, he is supposed to be her girlfriend; he shouldn’t be tellin’ her business to anyone, ESPECIALLY KIM AND HER LOOSE LIPS! (commercial)
Kandi is over at Kim’s talkin’ about her new dude, the NFL player, Willis McGahee. He flew down to the A to meet her. I’m not tryna be funny, but why? OH EM GEE! Kandi is packin’ a mean punch and I don’t mean in her fist…WHAT has she been eatin’ since the last season ended? Kandi is bothered that Kim is hanging with NeNe again. Why doesn’t she get that Kim is the lunatic in that duo? See, Kandi thought that Kim was going to keep her new love of women to herself, so why was it in Life & Style Weekly? Kandi is just not that smart! After all this time, she still ain’t seen Kizzie’s true media whoring colors?
Over at some rock climbin’ spot, Kandi and Willis are on a date! They shoulda gone running, but anyway. Did this ninja say “Celo-vet”? Not celibate! I need to watch that again. That seemed like a brother and sister hanging out, not too people w/the hots for each other. I have more chemistry with the bottle of water sitting next to me right now!
Kizzie’s oldest daughter is dating now! Again, WHY? Okay, parents are gonna stop lettin’ these hot in the ass little girls date when they can’t even drive a damn car! Uh huh, she’s already kissing and she knows what a whore is! She is THIRTEEN years old! Why does she get to date? If Kizzie’s daughter keeps eatin’ ice cream like that, she won’t have to worry about boys tryna kiss her! Just sayin…(commercial)
Here goes a newbie, Phaedra and she’s either pregnant or has a beer belly! She’s talkin’ all this shit about being such a southern lady…I bet she’ll be the first one to kick up some shit! Her husband’s name is Apollo. She made him sign a prenup. BTW she thinks that means he doesn’t want her money ROFL! I don’t like her already! Too self-righteous. She’s an attorney to the black, hood stars! Of course, she’s friends with Dwight! Let’s keep it real, a TRUE southern bell wouldn’t be caught dead in Dwight’s house! She’s Dwight’s attorney, allegedly. So he can’t afford to breathe through his nose, but he has an attorney on tap? Wait, he said he spent $30,000 of his own money on the She by Sheree fashion show?!! I’ll ask again…WHY? Is Phaedra an attorney or fucking Emily Post? This broad is pretentious as hell!
NeNe and Kim are attending an event & Ms. Eubanks is gonna be there. NeNe is now confronting Gregg about allegedly asking to borrow money! Gregg is LYING! Believe me when I tell you, that man is lying through his crooked teeth. Aight, he said that he and Dwight went in on a small $500 each investment. The “deal” fell through! Deal LOL!! He called it a deal LMAO! Let me tell ya’ll what really happened. Gregg pulled Dwight into a pyramid scheme after it was hot! Nobody came in under them and they lost their money. Book it!
Lawrence is over at Sheree’s so they can go shoe shopping. I’m gonna go head & say it, I am SICK of seeing men on TV wearing fucking high heels and hand bags! Stop it! Sheree said she’s confronting Dwight at the spot tonight. She said he did help, but no WAY did he put 30k into her shit!
I’ll say this much, don’t nobody on any of the Housewives show party like when Kizzie and NeNe get together! NOBODY! NeNe’s sort of done with the negative roller coaster with her marriage. Kizzie ain’t seen it in a long time. NeNe doesn’t know that she’s still in love with Gregg. She said she likes him a little bit! That is NOT good!
Why is Phaedra’s skirt short enough to see where her baby’s bout to come from? Gross. Nobody wants to see a pregnant broad’s chucky!
Dwight is about to show his face! What’s his deal? Phaedra called NeNe ghetto and all kind of shit 5 minutes ago before commercial now she wants NeNe to hug her? GTFOH!
Dwight ripped up NeNe’s $500 check. She went OFF! Dwight told her to get out of his face. She told him to watch his hands! All he can say is get her outta my face. He all kinds of shit to say behind her back, but didn’t have shit to say in her face. Phaedra said that a lady does not act like that! Guess what? A lady does not go out the house in a mini skirt while she’s pregnant! Party OVA! The show ended with NeNe thanking Kim (and Sheree in absentia) for havin her back and scenes from the season!
I thought that was WELL worth the wait. What did ya’ll think?