Hulk Hogan revealed in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine that his nasty divorce from Linda and her laying up with a toddler who’s a friend of their son’s made him get in touch with his inner O.J. Simpson!
“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like O.J., cutting everybody’s throat,” he said, per the New York Post. “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife…”I totally understand O.J. I get it.”
This is way too easy! Need I say the obvious? The only thing I’ll offer is that once this divorce is final and Linda takes him and his hair extensions to the cleaners, he better hope that 19 year old plumber don’t hurt Linda, take her money and frame is talkin’ too much ass!
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