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Dick Slangin’ Dwight Howard…


Dwight Howard is yet another weak ass nigga fleeing to the other side!  Mary Carey?  For real Dwight Howard?

According to an interview that the former porn star and alcohol addicted, pill popper Mary Carey did on KHTK in Sacramento, Dwight Howard is a dick in the bathroom slanger!

“Dwight’s a cool guy. For a month, we like talked on the phone, and he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn and give me Bible verses to read. So then, I was going to go visit him when I was in Orlando, but I went over to this other guy’s house instead, Chris Kirkpatrick from N’Sync.  And then Dwight started calling, and calling, and calling me, because he knew I was with Chris Kirkpatrick, so eventually at 3 in the morning, Chris was like don’t answer Dwight’s calls. I get a text from Dwight at 3 in the morning – I’m outside Chris’s house. I’m like oh my god, what do I do? I was like, I got Dwight here and I got Chris in the other room and I’m talking to them back and forth. So finally I had to just pull Dwight in the bathroom and tell him he needs to go home. I was like I’m really sorry, I really like you, but this isn’t the time or place. When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like, whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming…Well if it wasn’t for the Chris thing at the time, I really liked Dwight and maybe I would have furthered this. But I was at the guy’s house I was dating so it was inappropriate. So he totally thought he totally offended me. So I saved – he and I used to talk on instant messenger, on AOL – so he was apologizing; sorry, that was out of character for me, blah blah blah. I saved all the instant messages and I’ve been putting them all in a book. So I’ve got a lot of evidence. I’ve got an evidence file.”

For real?  You couldn’t find a non drug addicted, non alcoholic, non porn star bitch to act a donkey over?  Get the fuck outta here!  His stocked has completely dropped! 

And WHY are ACTUAL celebrities dating or trying to date this broad?  I know Chris Kirkpatrick was the ugly less attractive member of N*Sync, but surely he had more option than that WHORE!

…Vine…in a minute

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