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MC Hammer’s Cousin Arrested For Rape…

Why has nobody given this story sufficient attention?  It’s not cuz people don’t give a damn about Hammeranymore.  That can’t entirely be it; the man has over a million followers on Twitter and his show is doing aight from what we understand.

If ya’ll watch that bullshit Hammertime, then you know who Big Marv‘s fat ass is.  Allegedly he met a broad from L.A. on Twitter.  Twittering turned to talking on the phone…talking on the phone turned to her taking a trip up North to visit fat Albert in person.

She got herself a hotel room (first mistake) in Livermore, CA and had dinner with Big Marv.  Afterward, they went back to her room to kick it.  Not fuck, but kick it.  He allegedly tried to push up on her and she turned his ass down, as she should have since they just met.  He wasn’t having it and according to her, the nigga raped her!  When he was done, he got up and bounced without saying a word!  Then SHE got up and drove herself directly to the police station to file charges against that ass.

Police contacted Big Marv twice, both times he said he’d turn himself in for questioning.  Of course, he never showed.  So they arrested his ass last Wednesday. 

We weren’t there, but we think he’s guilty.  HOWEVA, ladies, let’s get some shit straight.  If you don’t know a nigga, we don’t give a fuck WHO he’s related to or what [reality] tv show he’s on, don’t invite his ass into your hotel room, house, whateva.  Damn sure not a 300 pounder who you can’t fight off!  And stop paying for your own accommodations.  If that man wants to see you bad enough, he’ll come outta pocket. 

If he’s guilty, then of course she did not deserve this.  That ain’t what we’re saying so don’t comment with some bullshit.  We’re saying that a lot of men are fucking sick ass predators and women need to have their own back, PERIOD!  You can believe it or not!

Hammer barely has that damn show and now his ole ham hock eating ass cousin tryna bring him down! 

We’ll update with more details as they’re made public.

…H & V…in a minute


Celebrities on Twitter…Our Thoughts

As ya’ll know, there are a ton of celebrities on Twitter.  H&V don’t follow all of them, but we follow a few and must speak on it.  Actually, one in particular irritated the shit outta Vine this morning.   But we figured, why single his ass out?!

Britney Spears – She and her people Tweet sometimes.  She might even follow you.  MIGHT!  Compared to other celebs with 60,000 followers who only follow 15 of their fucking fans like Donnie Wahlberg, Britney is more in the spirit of things!

Ashton Kutcher– The supposed Mayor of Twitterville/King of Twitter probably won’t find you important enough to follow, but he occasionally responds to his admirers.

Guiliana Rancic – She’s fun to follow.  Doesn’t take herself too seriously and definitely interacts with everyone.  She even dishes on celebrities from time to time.

Shaq– Funny as shit to follow.  He pretty much responds to all @replies.  So once you get used to skipping over shit that has nothing to do with you, it’s cool.  He’s been known to leave game tickets at Will Call for his Tweeps.

Lamar Odom – Love him on Twitter!  He’s a witty muthafucka.  Read some of his @replies to fans.  He has charisma!  He won’t sit for hours on end talking to people, but he’ll give as many fans as possible attention a good 20-30 minutes almost daily!  And he’s fine as fuck!

Perez Hilton – Unless you’re a celebrity or think he can say/do no wrong, he won’t acknowledge you.

Marvet Britto– For all ya’ll in PR or getting into PR, you need to follow her ass.  Still one of the baddest bitches in the game.  She gives up PR knowledge daily.  She won’t follow you back, but she does respond to pretty much all questions.

Jim Jones – worth following just to try and decipher his damn updates and read about his crazy antics.

Kelly Rowland – Love her!  She’s sweet and down to earth.  Like we all didn’t know that.  She talks about her life on the daily.  She might follow you if you ask her to and she’ll more than likely respond to your @reply.

Paula Abdul – She responds to every fucking body!  She loves being able to speak directly to her fans.  She tweets about Idol a lot, too.

June Ambrose– God love her and she’s talented as hell, but she tweets too damn much.  We both had to unfollow her.  It’s too much.

Solange Knowles– She’s another one who tweets too much, BUT at least she’s funny sometimes.  Like the other day when she was out and the DJ at the spot wouldn’t play her request so she called him a dickhead LOL!

MC Hammer – There are no words.  You must follow him to understand.

Brandy – She keeps it real!  She even talked about Unique the other day!

Evan Ross and Tracee Ellis Ross – We think both of these are fakes!

Derek Hough– He’s a crack up!  Tweetin’ about how Lil Kim comes like 3 hours late to rehearsal and even takes pics of the clock LOL!

Star Jones – We don’t give a fuck what anyone says, we like Star.  She’s honest, but not too over the top!  She probably won’t follow you, but she will respond to you!

Tyrese – He’s hilarious.  Worth the follow.  He might actually speak to non-celebrity followers, too.

Fantasia – Fake account.  The real Fantasia is not on Twitter! 

Day 26 – Can’t stand these pretentious barely celebrities!  They do not follow their fans nor do they respond!  How the fuck you gonna be traveling around promoting your album and when fans ask when and where you’ll be making an appearance, you don’t respond to them?  What the hell kinda sense does that make?  Day 26, ya’ll are pissing off your fans…with ya’ll down low asses (allegedly)!

We’ll be updating this list from time to time so check back!

Any other celebrity Twitter insight?  Tell H&V all about it!

H&V…in a minute

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