Teresa’s up first! She’s driving Gia to Wilhelmina in Manhattan. She didn’t get the role for The Rock movie (shocker), so stage mom Teresa is on a mission! Wilhelmina didn’t like Gia’s current comp card – too pageantY. Teresa had the nerve to bitch about paying $800.00 for shitty comp cards, yet she dropped the price of a home in Kansas on new fucking furniture? Priorities lady!
Dina is hangin with her brother who’s a celebrity chef, designer, stylist, you name it. He’s just a Jane Jack of All Trades ain’t he. He was too high strung for me. I couldn’t even pay attention. Oh gawd, now they’re back at her house with those nasty ass cats!
She’s bitching and moaning about how successful she is. Is Dina for real? Yes, you have to be careful what you wish for. She asked for this, she worked for this and now she wants to complain that she has it? Get over youself honey!
Over at Jacque’s house, they just found out that Ashley didn’t pass her current grade. She’s gotta be a Jr. or a Sr. Now she has to go to summer school. I think she’s a Senior! You reaaaaally have to try hard to not pass any grade in high school. I’m sorry, but you do! What the fuck has she been doing and WHY are they just now finding out that her shit is so bad that she ain’t passing a grade? SMH
Here’s Dirty Danielle! She and her poor children are rock climbing. She takes more pride in her body and pulling a 26 year old freak than she does in setting a good example for her two daughters! I really have zero respect for this lazy ass broad! Even her daughter can see that this youngster is an asshole tryna use her mother!
Here’s my girl Caroline in the City. She wants to take her daughter to the best school to learn more about cosmetology. Artistic Academy it is, and it doesn’t hurt that mommy and daddy are friends with the owners. Lauren better quit trippin and take her damn parents’ help!
TERESA IS OUT…OF…CONTROL!!!! This bitch done packed up enough fucking luggage to flee the country. She was only going to take some photos for a damn child’s comp card! Gia doesn’t even want to be there! I hate when parents push their dreams on their kids. That’s why I love Caroline; she let’s em be themselves! And Teresa better stop travelin around with all that money and Gucci on her ass! Someone will take her, that Escalade and all her money and not think shit of it! Keep on!
So let me get this straight, Dirty Danielle threw an elaborate botox party in her home, but was beggin’ last week for her divorce settlement! If she weren’t so busy throwing her money away on botox parties and lip injections, maybe her ass wouldn’t need a damn captain save a ho!
Why in God’s name are Teresa and Jacque getting botox and shit? This is why bitches start to age before they need to! I’m with Caroline; this shit is nuts! Thank God black don’t crack!
Aight, Dina said she won’t fuck wit her face cuz her husband said he married her for her face. A) what a great guy and B) that was fucked up to talk shit about the woman in her own damn house! These two just don’t mix, plain and simple! Dirty D claims that Dina does, in fact, get botox cuz she’s allegedly told everyone in town about it! I could be wrong, but it doesn’t look like Dina has had botox. Clearly she had her lips plumped up. Not my cup of tea, but that’s totally different than fucking with her face (from a man’s POV). All her husband knows is that his wife has DSL! Nuff said!
Jacque heads over to Dirty D’s house for a barbecue. Now Jacque knows better than to think Dina ain’t gonna be brought up. Danielle is such a fucking child and to put Jacque in the middle of it with her kid there, Dina’s nephew, was wrong! OMG DID SHE JUST CALL DINA CONDENSENDING LMFAO! conDENSENDing! Wheew baby, hilarious.
Jacque claims that Dina dislikes her cuz she’s threatened by her and that she knows too much about her. Which fucking one is it Joan Collins? Is she threatened by you or is she afraid of you? Contrary to what Danielle’s education as a gold digger has taught her, those are two totally different things!
Back at Casa de Caroline, Jacque’s stressed about Ashley. Ash done played like she’s remorseful. So step daddy Chris went out and bought her a brand new Jeep Cherokee! THIS is why she doesn’t give a fuck about her parents! Caroline is right…she doesn’t deserve the shit! Even Albie said that Caroline whooped his ass when he fucked up. Keep raising these punk ass do what they want no panty wearing daughters if you want to!
Dirty D went out on a triple date with Teresa, Jacque and their husbands and it’s a trainwreck! Steve is mad and Chris looks bored! OMG, did she just put their sex life on blast? Damn this bitch is tacky as hell! Why are telling your man’s friends that he ain’t fucked you in a week? Nasty, desperate bitch! He’s not returning your calls or texts because he’s just not that into you! She’s almost 50 – surely she can read between the lines…unless her eyesight was the first to go! It clearly ain’t her sex drive.
Back at Wilhelmina, Teresa brought new pictures! I’m cringing for her. It’s like she doesn’t even hear what the woman is telling her. I get so irritated with parents who think their kids are perfect!
Teresa brought over her kids to Jacque’s for a play date. Their plan was to just relax with the kids, then Dirty D called and pissed all over their parade. Why even answer the phone for this crazy bitch? Really Danielle? You are almost 50 years old and you need two younger broads to make it okay for you to break up with a man? This bitch needs therapy! Teresa even said that Steve ain’t head over heels for Danielle’s ass. He comes to her house for his daily blow jobs! Uh huh, now the truth comes out!
I mean, the bitch was tryna suck him up in the damn bathroom of a restaurant on their first date!. This ain’t shocking! And he has no money??? So she’s just a nasty bitch! Pure-dee trash!
With Dirty D gone, Jacque and Teresa can have their time together. According to Jacque, rumors are going around is that Dirty D was a husband stealer. Teresa heard that she used to be a stripper. Oh I believe it. If I were Jacque, I’d take my family’s advice and leave that woman alone. She is a bad news; let her go. For real, people either lift you up or they bring you down. No in between.
What do ya’ll think about the Dirty Danielle dramatics?
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