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Super Bowl Sunday…H&V Style

Too much going on this beautiful Sunday afternoon for Hollywood & Vine to do a wrap-up at the end of the night.  So we’ll just get shit off our chests as the game progresses.

First of all, great to see Jennifer Hudson doing what she does best.  Of course it’s not dressing herself appropriately, it’s sangin’!  Did that bitch not sang the fuck outta the National Anthem.  You better work!  THAT is how you make a comeback Mickey Rourke!

Did anyone peep the Budweiser commercial with the horses and the circus?  What the fuck was that all about?  Damn, even black female horses are gettin shafted by black male horses!  Did ya’ll see this muthafuckin black horse breakin lose and jumpin across rivers and shit to get to the white horse who left for the circus?  It’s racial! 

That Cheetos commercial bombed if you ask H&V.  Why the fuck would anyone want to go out and buy Cheetos because a bunch of nasty ass pigeons were feeding on them underneath some airheads chair at a cafe?  Pigeons eat any fucking thing…Cheetos ain’t special!

H&V need some uppers after that bullshit of a downer performance by Bruce Springsteen!  Who made that suggestion?  Fire their ass.  Janet’s titty done fucked it up for music with rhythm at the Superbowl!

Second half was a nail biter if you gave a shit about either team…we didn’t.  Seriously, it was a damn good second half, but we don’t want this fools name to be Santonio!  Santonio?  For real?

H&V thinks all the commercials sucked!  Not one was entertaining or made us want to buy some shit.  They could have replayed the Life Water commercial from last year with Naomi Campbell doing the “Thriller” dance instead of this bullshit.

What did you guys think about the game and commercials?

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