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BREAKING NEWS: Chargers Linebacker Arrested


ABC 7 has reported that San Diego Chargers Linebacker Shawne Merriman has been arrested on suspicion of choking and restraining reality tv fame whore star Tila Tequila

Details are few, but sources say that they were allegedly involved in a “domestic violence dispute” and that Tila was on the phone with her attorney while being checked out by paramedics!

First of all, I don’t believe her ass.  This is the same bitch who said she was assaulted at a random gas station in Los Angeles, but never called the police.  Furthermore, she will do absolutely anything to extend her damn 15 minutes!  Enough!

Shawne, ya’ll niggas ain’t gonna learn, are you?  Stop fucking with these crazy, mixed up broads!  You didn’t learn from Steve McNair, Kobe, Magic…and the beat goes on.  A lot of these athletes think that the grass is greener on the other side, but I haven’t heard about a black woman doing shit but tryna get a new car or a new handbag…not put your black ass in jail!

Get your shit together and focus on your damn job before they send you packing like they do all other loud mouth, trouble makers in San Diego!  Ask Marcellus Wiley!

UPDATE:  Tila Tequila was heavily intoxicated when the incident took place.  She was allegedly under the influence of cocaine, as well.  Evidently, Shawne tried to keep her from driving under the influence.  SEE, ya’ll will catch a case like Kobe messing with these chicks!  Click here for more information.

UPDATE #2: Tila posted on her official Twitter page that she is “allergic to alcohol” and that she’s “HUNGOVER”.  Her words, not ours.  You do the math.  She was letting people know that she was down to kick it tonight.  How many women do ya’ll know who were truly assaulted and kicked it the following night?  Lies…lies I tell ya!

UPDATE #3: Shawne Merriman released a statement via email to the San Diego Union-Tribune late Sunday night:

The following statement was received via e-mail late Sunday night:

On September 6, 2009 the San Diego Sheriffs Department responded to a citizens complaint that was initiated by Tila Nguyen (aka Tila Tequila). I was taken into custody based upon that complaint. At the time, I was concerned about her welfare given the intoxicated state she appeared to be in and I encouraged her to stay until safe transportation could be provided. We would all do our best to help a friend if we considered their actions to be detrimental to their personal safety. I in no way caused any harm to Ms Nguyen, however, paramedics were called and she was examined but no injuries were reported. She was released and has since returned to Los Angeles, California. There have been no charges filed against me. I want to thank the San Diego Sheriffs Department for their professionalism. I will continue to cooperate fully with the Department and I look forward to clearing my name regarding these false allegations. I want to put this behind me so I can continue to focus on a successful season for the San Diego Chargers.

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Global Grind, Please Stop Dick Ridin’…

I just finished reading this bullshit article that Russell Simmons wrote for Global Grind about the “Amber Rose Phenomenon”.  Before I rant, let me say that I don’t have an issue with Amber Rose.  She ain’t bothering me.  It’s not her fault that because of fucking Kanye, she’s catapulted herself into the limelight and probably a higher tax bracket!

My issue is with Russell Simmons.  How dare he say that Global Grind is a more responsible site than others?  This man allows Tila Tequila to post her thoughts on important issues all the time, yet the bitch is basically a porn star!  How responsible is that?  Isn’t that teaching young people that you can strip on Ustream in order to gain popularity, Twitter followers, fuck men and women on camera if it fattens your pockets and then a so-called philanthropist of Russell Simmons’ caliber will find you relevant…even try to help you get a record deal? 

What people need to understand is that those who are tired of Amber Rose and people like her being famous for no reason are not “haters”.  They’re sick of mediocrity in our fucking country!  Take a minute and think back to when people who were famous had mad talent!  It’s been a long time, right?  So calling shit like that out isn’t hatin, it’s saying wake up people…when are we gonna get enough of this shit?  Enough of young and even older people aspiring to be famous for no reason.  Being known for being naked, who you’re dating, fucking or poppin’ bottles in the club with!

Get it together Uncle Rush and stop dick riding people with no known talent just cuz you think they’re sexy!

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Tila Tequila Attacked!

Evidently nothing is off limits for “celebrities” on Twitter!  First Dawn Richard, formerly of Danity Kane, and her allegedly gay, recovering addict boyfriend Que from Day 26 talk about how many rounds of tantric sex they have…now Tila Tequila lets her followers know that she was attacked just a few hours ago.  Around 1:30am, Tila twittered:

OMG! I was dropping off my GF and then 6 guys attacked me at a gas station!! That is so fucked up! How are 6 men going to attack a woman???

One of the guys tried to grab me so I said “DONT FUCKING GRAB ME” then a gang of the guys rolled up on me and was like “FUCK U BITCH” etc!!!

Then they all started ganging up on me when Im BY MYSELF and I got so scared! I ran to my car and they started chasing me! WTF!! SO WRONG!

Then while one guy was about to grab me and hit me, his friend was taking pictures….It was really scary! This makes me so upset!!!!!!!!

I actually ran to my car and started crying. I was so scared! How are 6 men going to try to hit me and attack me at a gas station????

Why in the WORLD would I call police?? Sit there and wait for police while 6 guys trying to hit me then rape me??? I ran to my car crying!

First of all, we’re glad she’s okay!  Seriously!  But here’s the thing, I don’t give a damn who you are, women should not be at gas stations alone at 1 o’clock in the morning, period!!  THIS is exactly why. 

Muthafuckas are crazy and sittin’ around waitin’ for a tiny ass female like Tila to roll through for this exact reason.  Why don’t all women know this? 

Don’t even start saying that I’m saying she deserved shit cuz I didn’t and she didn’t!  But women have to ALWAYS be thinkin’ that someone is tryna fuck with them and be prepared for that shit!  Stop thinkin’ the shit won’t happen to you!

Lastly, “celebrities” need to understand that when they put themselves out there as being a boss or someone not to be fucked with, muthafuckas will fuck with you just to prove a point.  Ask Jalen Rose.  Ask that nigga from the Raiders who’s always wearin’ fur coats.  Ask Eric Dampier.  You can’t be on Twitter talkin’ about how you’re not to be fucked with physically…niggas will fuck with you and then try to take a picture!  Some people are just crazy ass fools with SHIT to lose! 

Always be thinking!  Always protect yourselves, especially women!

…Vine…in a minute

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