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Michael Phelps Heeeee’s GREAT!

Hollywood and Vine know that all of you have been reading about the bullshit that Wheaties has been talking about 8-time Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps’ decision to sign with Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes and Corn Flakes instead of Wheaties.  It appears that parental activists are bitching and moaning that Frosted Flakes and Corn Flakes have more fat or some bullshit in them than Wheaties and that Phelps should not be endorsing such products, as it’s detrimental to the health of children. 

We’re sorry, but tricks are for kids!  If parents don’t want their kids to be fucking fat, then don’t buy damn Frosted Flakes at damn Safeway, Kroger, Publix, or your local Piggly Wiggly!  It’s that simple.  It’s not that man’s fault.  If Wheaties were so good for people, then they would have the money to match Kellogg’s endorsement offer to Phelps.  In the words of the immortal Snoop Dogg, you betta step yo game up!   

If it’s all about the children and not the Benjamins, then why not be pissed that Phelps is not signing with Special K?  Parents, get a grip and raise your kids yourself and stop relying on athletes, entertainers and advertisements to lead them in the right direction.  Yes, Hollywood and Vine are all about the children.

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