Celebrities on Twitter…Our Thoughts

As ya’ll know, there are a ton of celebrities on Twitter.  H&V don’t follow all of them, but we follow a few and must speak on it.  Actually, one in particular irritated the shit outta Vine this morning.   But we figured, why single his ass out?!

Britney Spears – She and her people Tweet sometimes.  She might even follow you.  MIGHT!  Compared to other celebs with 60,000 followers who only follow 15 of their fucking fans like Donnie Wahlberg, Britney is more in the spirit of things!

Ashton Kutcher– The supposed Mayor of Twitterville/King of Twitter probably won’t find you important enough to follow, but he occasionally responds to his admirers.

Guiliana Rancic – She’s fun to follow.  Doesn’t take herself too seriously and definitely interacts with everyone.  She even dishes on celebrities from time to time.

Shaq– Funny as shit to follow.  He pretty much responds to all @replies.  So once you get used to skipping over shit that has nothing to do with you, it’s cool.  He’s been known to leave game tickets at Will Call for his Tweeps.

Lamar Odom – Love him on Twitter!  He’s a witty muthafucka.  Read some of his @replies to fans.  He has charisma!  He won’t sit for hours on end talking to people, but he’ll give as many fans as possible attention a good 20-30 minutes almost daily!  And he’s fine as fuck!

Perez Hilton – Unless you’re a celebrity or think he can say/do no wrong, he won’t acknowledge you.

Marvet Britto– For all ya’ll in PR or getting into PR, you need to follow her ass.  Still one of the baddest bitches in the game.  She gives up PR knowledge daily.  She won’t follow you back, but she does respond to pretty much all questions.

Jim Jones – worth following just to try and decipher his damn updates and read about his crazy antics.

Kelly Rowland – Love her!  She’s sweet and down to earth.  Like we all didn’t know that.  She talks about her life on the daily.  She might follow you if you ask her to and she’ll more than likely respond to your @reply.

Paula Abdul – She responds to every fucking body!  She loves being able to speak directly to her fans.  She tweets about Idol a lot, too.

June Ambrose– God love her and she’s talented as hell, but she tweets too damn much.  We both had to unfollow her.  It’s too much.

Solange Knowles– She’s another one who tweets too much, BUT at least she’s funny sometimes.  Like the other day when she was out and the DJ at the spot wouldn’t play her request so she called him a dickhead LOL!

MC Hammer – There are no words.  You must follow him to understand.

Brandy – She keeps it real!  She even talked about Unique the other day!

Evan Ross and Tracee Ellis Ross – We think both of these are fakes!

Derek Hough– He’s a crack up!  Tweetin’ about how Lil Kim comes like 3 hours late to rehearsal and even takes pics of the clock LOL!

Star Jones – We don’t give a fuck what anyone says, we like Star.  She’s honest, but not too over the top!  She probably won’t follow you, but she will respond to you!

Tyrese – He’s hilarious.  Worth the follow.  He might actually speak to non-celebrity followers, too.

Fantasia – Fake account.  The real Fantasia is not on Twitter! 

Day 26 – Can’t stand these pretentious barely celebrities!  They do not follow their fans nor do they respond!  How the fuck you gonna be traveling around promoting your album and when fans ask when and where you’ll be making an appearance, you don’t respond to them?  What the hell kinda sense does that make?  Day 26, ya’ll are pissing off your fans…with ya’ll down low asses (allegedly)!

We’ll be updating this list from time to time so check back!

Any other celebrity Twitter insight?  Tell H&V all about it!

H&V…in a minute

Jamie Foxx vs. Miley Cyrus…the battle continues

Now Miley Cyrus and her “camp” are playing the victim and expecting an apology from Jamie Foxx.  Let me get this shit straight.  She feels offended by what Jamie said, yet she hasn’t apologized for threatening to “ruin” Radiohead?  Um, okay!

Billy Ray, the talentless wonder from whom she gets her lack of talent, “thinks Jamie was out of line and didn’t find any humor in it,” according to a source who spoke to E!  “He doesn’t understand why he would do that to Miley especially since has has a teenage daughter himself.”

A rep for the Cyrus family has declihed to comment.  “Billy Ray isn’t going to say anything publicly because he doesn’t want this to escalate,” the source said.  “He wishes it would just go away.”

Jamie’s rep said he would be releasing a statement, but he hasn’t yet.  He did offer that “Jamie’s show is a comedy.”

Aight, let me break this shit down!  Billy Ray, if you want to bring up what other muthafuckas will and won’t do with their teenage daughters, let’s talk about how Jamie would never let his daughter date a fucking grown ass man!  Really, you need to be a bit more concerned about your own kitchen before you go bitchin’ about some shit Jamie Foxx, a man who doesn’t pay your mortgage or put food on your fucking table, said about your kid or what he would or wouldn’t do about his own kid!  Period!

Ain’t releasing statements from Billy Ray through a “source” the same as his ass saying something publicly?  Do celebrities think we’re dumb?  Ain’t nothin’ to escalate.  Jamie is an Oscar winning actor and multi-platinum selling recording artist!  You were on Dancing w/the Stars.  You got nothin’ Billy Ray.

I don’t give a fuck.  Team Jamie!  And as one of our readers so kindly pointed out, Ms. Miley was sittin’ around not so long ago gettin’ her laugh on while makin’ “chink eyes” with her buddies!  That shit was FAR WORSE than Jamie callin’ her a white bitch or suggesting she try some drugs that she’s probably already tried with her 21 year old boyfriend!

Update…Jamie Foxx has apologized to this crazy ass broad.  Click here to read his “I can’t risk having low box office numbers for my new movie” apology.

…Vine…in a minute

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David Alan Grier Acted Like A Straight BITCH…

How the hell did I miss David Alan Grier actin’ like a straight up bitch after his ass got booted from Dancing with the Stars last week?  I cannot believe this shit!

This fool didn’t even have enough tact to wait till he got off the damn DWTS stage to start rantin’ with Access Hollywood.  He said “There’s several people that can kiss my ass, but she’s definitely the first in line…” – talkin’ about Carrie Ann Inaba!  “To stand up week after week and be humiliated by people who have no right to talk to me like that… I am proudest that I didn’t climb across that table and slap the shit out of every one of those judges and that’s my proudest accomplishment.  I spent so much time trying to bring class into, what for me, was a classless situation, so it shouldn’t be like that, but that’s the way it is”.

All the while poor Kym Johnson was standing next to him in disbelief with her face in her hands!  She must be a damn good judge of character cuz she clearly didn’t like his black ass!  She’s loved all her partners for 7 seasons BUT him!

“I do feel like we never stood a change with the judges, but we still try to rise above that. I just don’t think they ever, ever, ever scored us the way we deserved,” Grier said. “And I always felt the scores were a little too low.”

This is some real catty shit…just like a queen sore loser! 

 

Now David, let me keep it real with you.  The judges didn’t humiliate you week after week.  You did that to your damn self getting’ out there and dancin’ like shit!  They had every right to critique you…they were the JUDGES!  How the hell do you know if the scores are too low?  You clearly aren’t a ballroom dancer! 

If you had any class, then you wouldn’t be talkin’ about slappin’ the shit outta women dumb ass!  Don’t be mad at Carrie Ann cuz she blew up after In Living Color and your shit went down hill.  Your rant was some straight up nigger (ignorant) shit that only embarrassed yourself more than your non-dancin’ ass did by agreeing to do the show in the first place!

 

…Vine…in a minute

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Nick Cannon Gettin’ His Mogul On…

Earlier this week Nick Cannon announced that he’s Mr. Chairman.  That’s right; Cannon is now the youngest television Chairman in history!  According to his blog:

I’m runnin thangs!! This was my announcement, I am now the youngest Television Chairman aka CEO in television history! That’s right; they gave your boy his own network. I’m getting my Oprah on. But my focus is the young folkz!! I am in charge of the new Teen network that is going to take the game by storm! New shows, new feel, real fresh!! This is a dream come true, I have been in the Viacom family for over a decade and now to be an executive is truly a blessing! It’s full circle, I am allowed to flex my business muscle. It’s a game changer!!!! Thanks for all you’re the love and support!!!

Now, will all you ignorant know nothin’ muthafuckas stop callin’ this man Mr. Carey?  Hollywood & Vine don’t understand that shit other than people just hatin’!  Nick was chipped up long before he met or married Mariah Carey.

 

In a minute…

Sober House: Episode 2

Hollywood & Vine are convinced that there are two fools at the head of VH1 programming just like us who sit in an office thinking “wonder what would happen if we put a bunch of junkie, has been performers in a house together to get sober”.  But even H&V think this shit is fucked up!  Talk about exploitation…BUT we still have to watch and tell our readers how we feel about it.

 

Now is it just us or was Dr. Drew rushing through his meeting with Steven Adler to get on to something more exciting and worth his time?  Dr. Drew didn’t seem to give two shits about that man showing up at the sober house high as the sky!!  How the fuck do you come to the sober house right after your ass finishes rehab high as shit?  Dayum!  That’s why we never fucked with drugs. 

 

Amber Smith been a junkie for how many years and the bitch is still bad!  She looks well rested and beautiful.  The rest of those broads look like shit, using props around the sober house to hide their guts and shit! 

 

It’s only episode 2 and H&V are already sick of Steven playing with that damn hair like he’s a broad!  He needs to cut that shit off and step into the 21^st century.  Even Bret Michaels is somewhat new school…he has extensions in his hair!

 

Steven Adler has a lot of nerve calling the housemother a “fat bitch”.  He shouldn’t be talking shit about anyone with his heroin-addicted ass!  He said that he is still in the business.  No the fuck you’re not.  He ain’t been in Guns N Roses since H&V were kids!

 

Poor Rodney King looks like he doesn’t even want to be there with the others, doesn’t he?  He’s just trying to get his check after the show and move on with life and that light skinned fiancée of his.  Seth thinks he’s funny.  We know what he was really saying to Rodney…”nigga get up here and barbecue”! 

 

At first we thought that Steven’s wife, Carolina, needed a green card because she damn sure ain’t with him for his money.  This muthafucka ain’t got money the first!  She doesn’t have a fucking wedding ring (he probably pawned the shit for drug money) and this bitch walked into the sober house with a fucking Dooney & Bourke bag on her shoulder!  Then it hit us, H&V think that the little money he has left, Carolina took it and put that shit away for herself.  She is bleeding his ass dry and he’s too fucked up to know which way is Sunday.  Even when the house mother (we gonna learn her name one day) called Carolina to come get his ass, she said “I’ll call you back in 10 minutes”.  Carolina ain’t call back or come get this fool!  She was probably in bed with her good looking, sober, Latino lover!  Don’t act like nobody didn’t see her standing there laughing at him while he was running around at the barbecue making a damn fool out of himself!  It’s a joke to her because she’s getting paid.  Bet!

 

Did ya’ll see Debo’s ass roll up in a fucking Bentley?  His old ass ain’t got no business up at that woman’s house acting a fucking fool!  Even Rodney King wouldn’t fucking deal with his ass! 

 

Then the black out hit!  Aww shit, were them muthafuckas not going crazy?  Steven was tiptoeing up the stairs with that lantern to smoke him some shit!  Like tip toeing was going to keep everyone from hearing him with a fucking camera crew right behind his ass.  He looks like a thing that goes bump in the night!

 

Bob’s Big Boy ain’t slick walkin back into the bathroom to get another whiff of the heroin fumes.  Even after the commercial break he was still sniffin the homemade foil shit! 

 

Seriously though, the house mother is better than H&V because he woulda called us one bitch before we put his junkie ass in the street.  How are you gonna stand in someone else’s house and call them out their name?  We wish he would!  She was patient as fuck, calling the police, his damn wife and friends.  NOBODY wanted to take his ass.  Like she was asking them to come pick up a bag of dog shit and take it back to their house.

 

Note to Steven Adler, if you’re a grown ass man, high or not, and it takes you more than five fucking minutes to fasten your jeans, then your jeans are too damn tight!  Period.  Take them bitches off and let your nuts breath for a minute, shit!

 

H&V don’t understand the appeal of heroin and don’t wanna know.  This fool was noddin while walking to the fucking door.  That didn’t look anything close to a good high.  Shit just looked raggedy and tiresome.  We don’t wanna do no shit that fucks us up to the point where we don’t even know where our fucking room is in the damn house! 

 

This season is going to be entertaining, even though none of us should be watching this type of shit for entertainment!

 

Anyone else watch?  What did you think?

 

In a minute…

 

 

Cadillac Records NYC Premiere (Photos)

Ya’ll know H&V have some commentary on the photos circulating from the NYC Premiere of Cadillac Records.

Is that a blunt or a beedi that Mos Def‘s ass is smoking on the red carpet?

Bryan Bedder/Getty Images

Columbus Short, the only thang that’s gonna be short on you is your sperm count if you keep wearing pants that tight around your nuts!

Bryan Bedder/Getty Images

Diddy looks a mess with that Snuffleupagus coat on!  He looks like he has his hair slicked back with two micro yaki ponytails coming down over both shoulders!  You gotta do better!

Credit: (Mandatory): PNP/ WENN

Tocarra…never mind, that’s too easy!

Picture by ST/Splash News

Either Jay-Z is saggin his damn tuxedo pants or he took a shit in ’em.  Either way, tacky!  It’s bad enough he’s sportin his naps these days; at least pull up your fucking pants Jigga, damn!

Picture by: Janet Mayer / Splash News

We love seeing the Booty & the Beast together!  Beyonce looks fabulous, as usual.  She truly is his greatest accessory.  If you stare hard enough, you can see the Hope Diamond on her ring finger!

Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images

Mama Tina looks amazing for a seasoned veteran…..from the neck up!  She saw her stomach sticking out like that.  Something a little more forgiving in the mid-section could have been just as sexy and just as flattering!  And she has a clothing line??!!

What are ya’ll captions for these photos?  Let H&V know.

In a minute…

Lindsay Lohan on Obama’s Win

Photo Source: Chic Girls Blog

How the hell did Hollywood and Vine miss this bit of ridiculousness?  It seems that during a November 11 interview with Access Hollywood, Lindsay Lohan referred to President-elect Barack Obama as the nation’s first “colored President”.  Um, can this bitch finally be black-balled once and for all?  We are so tired of this junkie piece of trash.  She wouldn’t like it if we referred to her lesbian relationship in a fucked a manner, would she?  Why is this broad still being interviewed?

In a minute…