Kim K, you ain’t slick…

Not long before Kim Kardashian was linked to NFL nobody player Miles Austin, she was kissing all over the globe with soccer phenom Cristiano Ronaldo.  When asked, she said they weren’t dating and that she was enjoying the single life.  Please girl.  That is not what our sources told us.

H & V learned that Kim had it bad for Cristiano even though he’s not black, but HE put the brakes on!  We’re told that he pretty much told her ass to get in where she fit in cuz he had other broads.  To him, she was his US broad.  On top of that, he told her flat out that she was not the type of person he could take home to meet his family! 

I guess these clown ass negroes like Lamar and Reggie’s families don’t have the same standards.

…Vine…in a minute

Fantasia…American Idol to Kuntry Mistress?

Dayum Tasia, are times that hard?  Allegedly, Fantasia is fucking a married father of 2 children.  He was selling mobile phones and evidently, she was buying…more than minutes! 

After their encounter, they allegedly boned twice in a hotel, which she know doubt paid for.  Then after 5 seconds of American Idol kitty, he left his wife and children to move into Fantasia’s kuntry mansion and travelled with her while she did the Color Purple!  Ummph ummmph ummmph!

We also just heard that she supposedly has his last name tattooed on her chest!  WHAT is wrong with her (if true)?  Surely having American Idol Winner in front of your name get can you dick from anywhere.  This bitch done reverted to married Metro PCS T-Mobile sales associates.  I won’t even discuss how she has a daughter who’s seeing this bullshit take place!  What would Mama Oprah have to say?

…Vine…in a minute

Dick Slangin’ Dwight Howard…

Dwight Howard is yet another weak ass nigga fleeing to the other side!  Mary Carey?  For real Dwight Howard?

According to an interview that the former porn star and alcohol addicted, pill popper Mary Carey did on KHTK in Sacramento, Dwight Howard is a dick in the bathroom slanger!

“Dwight’s a cool guy. For a month, we like talked on the phone, and he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn and give me Bible verses to read. So then, I was going to go visit him when I was in Orlando, but I went over to this other guy’s house instead, Chris Kirkpatrick from N’Sync.  And then Dwight started calling, and calling, and calling me, because he knew I was with Chris Kirkpatrick, so eventually at 3 in the morning, Chris was like don’t answer Dwight’s calls. I get a text from Dwight at 3 in the morning – I’m outside Chris’s house. I’m like oh my god, what do I do? I was like, I got Dwight here and I got Chris in the other room and I’m talking to them back and forth. So finally I had to just pull Dwight in the bathroom and tell him he needs to go home. I was like I’m really sorry, I really like you, but this isn’t the time or place. When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like, whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming…Well if it wasn’t for the Chris thing at the time, I really liked Dwight and maybe I would have furthered this. But I was at the guy’s house I was dating so it was inappropriate. So he totally thought he totally offended me. So I saved – he and I used to talk on instant messenger, on AOL – so he was apologizing; sorry, that was out of character for me, blah blah blah. I saved all the instant messages and I’ve been putting them all in a book. So I’ve got a lot of evidence. I’ve got an evidence file.”

For real?  You couldn’t find a non drug addicted, non alcoholic, non porn star bitch to act a donkey over?  Get the fuck outta here!  His stocked has completely dropped! 

And WHY are ACTUAL celebrities dating or trying to date this broad?  I know Chris Kirkpatrick was the ugly less attractive member of N*Sync, but surely he had more option than that WHORE!

…Vine…in a minute

It’s Almost Official…

Word on the street is that Lamar Odumb and Khloe Kardashian are tying the knot this Sunday!  Ain’t this a bitch?  He broke up with beautiful ass, Academy Award nominated actress Taraji P. Henson for this shit?

She’s allegedly signed a pre-nup, but that doesn’t mean shit!  This has to be one of biggest donkey moves of 2009!  I’ve had periods that last longer than they’ve been dating!

Hollywood is willing to bet money that the bitch is pregnant.  We both think that Kim will A) steal the show and B) do what she can to fuck up their relationship…she always does with her messy, jealous of her sisters ass!

Kris taught them well.

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Here Comes the Bride…

According to E! News, Lamar Odom‘s stupid black ass is likely to marry cocaine hiding in her purse but never sniffed it Khloe Kardashian!

All sense ain’t common!  They’ve been fucking for 2 weeks and now they’re in love and talking rings?  This has Kardashian publicity stunt written all over it.  How could a responsible parent even think about marrying a stranger when they have kids?  Shouldn’t that be your number one concern, not some reality tv pussy?

Bitch tryna say “I do” before the season starts, watch!  I can’t even believe this shit.  He better get focused and not fuck around with our road to another ring.  I know Kobe is like didn’t this nigga learn from me? Leave these hoes alone!

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Lamar Odom Can’t Be Serious…

Courtesy of MissXpose

I am so sick of this shit!  Every time I turn on the computer I see one of the Kardashian women pimpin’ some rich, black athlete!  What’s worse is that the niggas fall for the shit hook, line and sinker! 

Lamar Odom is the latest in Khloe Kardashian’s string of black athletes.  With all of the NATURALLY beautiful, single black women in Hollywood, THIS is who he takes out to dinner?  Sanaa Lathan!  Keri Washington!  Taraji P. Henson!  What gives?  I know, politically incorrect, but Hollywood & Vine ARE politically incorrect!

Khloe is by far the coolest of the bunch, but bitch ain’t bad!  Not by any stretch of the imagination.  Lamar Odom and all these other negroes out there sport coatin’ these bitches need to do better!  It’s a shame that now I’m gonna have to start recognizing black men who still date black women!

And Lamar Odom, what the fuck are you wearing?  Looking like a valet.

She’ll be onto someone new before NBA pre-season!  Please believe it.

…Vine…in a minute

Rihanna the Ripper…

In spite of Rihanna’s rep saying that RiRi and Los Angeles Lakers star Andrew Bynum are not an item, our sources tell us otherwise!

We give her until after the hype of the Lakers winning the championship (Vine’s prediction) dies down, before Rihanna the Ripper will be on to someone new!  Baby girl is too young to spreading herself (and her legs) so thin.

…in a minute

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