I have been waiting for this since the beginning of the season! Here we go.
Right off the bat, this is why I’m not a fan of Theresa’s! The show hasn’t been on for 5 minutes and she’s already on the attack toward Dirty Danielle. When they attack her like that and she hasn’t even opened her mouth, it actually makes Dirty Danielle LOOK like the damn victim! They need to come off it.
Again, she’s damned if she do, damned if she don’t. Jacqueline and them told Danielle to stop calling them, so she did. Then they get mad. Then she called to invite them to Christine’s celebration and they got together and laughed about her wondering why the fuck she called them in the first place. Make up your damn minds!
Okay let me get this straight…Theresa can bring up Danielle and HER children, how she fucked in her home and Danielle’s kids overheard and how horrible of a mother she is, BUT Danielle can’t bring up Theresa allegedly not acknowledging her own nephew? She is kidding right? What a fucking joke! Don’t get me wrong, I think Danielle is off the hook, but this type of shit plays right into her hands and her sob story!
Alright, Caroline is talking about Albie’s learning disability. Right now he’s in the application process for a new law school. She said things aren’t looking too good right now, but who knows! Things could change.
Danielle said she’s no stage mom. Hmmph, has she watched the episode where Christine was doing her first photo shoot? Now we get to see Theresa’s kids in action. I will leave that alone b/c I said I wouldn’t talk about those little children…Danielle, of course you were comparing Theresa’s kids to dogs! Dirty Danielle thinks that she must be doing something right b/c her kids have turned out okay. She’s wrong. Her kids being halfway decent children is nothing but God looking out for them b/c a fool is raising those poor kids! They need to be with their father and that school marm that he married!
Finally, we get to hear about Theresa and the foreclosure. She said that her home is not in foreclosure! Hmmm! Sounds like a lie to me, but okay let’s hear her out. She said that they did file for bankruptcy but many of the details are incorrect. I hold Joe responsible for this fiasco! As the man of the house, he should have put the smack down on her for that ridiculous ass spending! As a woman, Theresa should not have kept herself in the dark about the financial situation in their home! She claims that she hasn’t seen the website that listed the items for sale in her home. She is in SUCH denial. Hell yeah Joe’s accident was a result of him being stressed about money! Danielle is squirming in her seat b/c she knows bullshit when she hears it. Her ass has been hustlin’ people since childhood. She should know bullshit when she hears it.
Dirty D thinks that she has “moments” of being a trouble maker. Yeah, every moment of every day! OMG look at her at stripper class with that flat ass LOL! It’s amazing that she made a dolla in her stripper days with that flat backside. Wait a minute, Danny was married? Who marries a person like that? Oh wait, he filed for divorce after the first two times he taped with Danielle. Is it not obvious that she was fucking that man? If Dirty D had a man around, she would have flaunted his ass all around those cameras like she did Theresa and Joe’s friend, Steve! With that sexual appetite she’s always bragging about, she had to have someone to help get her rocks off LMAO! They got down. Please believe it.
So she’s a lesbian now! And I’m a white woman! GTFOH Danielle. She would date a muppet if it would get her some press.
Okay, she has two sex tapes. One was unreleased and allegedly taped by her “ex” fuck buddy, Steve. The second sex tape is available for purchase online. She said that she didn’t release it and does not get paid from it! Why does she have all of those damn lawyers working on gag orders and shit for Dina, a woman who is not even on the show anymore, but won’t pay her attorneys to get her a piece of the money from a sex tape that she’s in? Is she that stupid? Don’t answer that…Jacqueline saw the tape and said that it was filmed purposely. She said their faces are not viewable and that it was a bad acting porn. Oxymoron much!
There goes Theresa again saying that Danielle is a bad mom for shooting the sex tape when she has two young kids. That’s my point! I wish Danielle would really haul off and tell her a thing or two about herself! I’m sick of her ass with these lopsided rules!
Wait a minute, I’m hearing that Theresa’s nephew is gay! Maybe that’s why she didn’t acknowledge him. I need to find out more about this. Now this is interesting. I wish Danielle would have said some more shit about it with the cameras rolling.
Okay, back to the show. They’re replaying the night Danielle busted into the Brownstone for the charity event that she didn’t buy a ticket for. So much for charity. Danny and that other clown are no more gangstas than Hollywood and me! The father of the child is upset with Danielle b/c she never gave a dolla, even till this day. Even Caroline called her on her shit saying that she’s lying. Dirty Danielle said that she donated $6000 that she collected from other people. Mama ‘Line wasn’t having it. She said that won’t have Danielle fucking around with her son’s safety by bringing Danny into the Brownstone!
UGH, we have to wait another week for the conclusion and it’s going to be explosive! I’ll be back for that. BTW I think Dirty Danielle is done with the show for good. She shouldn’t be b/c her broke ass needs the money, but I’m sure Kim G will be the replacement trouble maker!
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Hollywood and Vine 