Chris Brown Strikes [a window] Again

So I wake up this morning to the news that Ike Turner Chris Brown acted a complete and utter fool at Good Morning America.  His new album comes out today and I’m guessing Robin Roberts was interviewing him before a performance.  Of course, she asked him about the Rihanna incident during their sit down.  He tried to redirect her, but being the pro she is, she kept at him.  What does this asshole do?  He goes back to the Green Room, grabs a chair and breaks a damn window. TMZ has a photo of the window; go there to see it.

#1: Can we all agree that he did not successfully complete his anger management classes?

#2: How is this his publicist’s fault?

#3:  How many more passes does this fool get?

He physically abused one of the biggest pop stars in the world; people are gonna keep asking him about it.  He’s an adult now.  Adults learn how to deal with shit that they don’t like sensibly, not by becoming an enraged and out of control gorilla.  Chris Brown needs to do some serious soul-searching while laying on a couch with a doctor helping him along the way.  Ain’t no shame in that.  Black (and white) folks giving this troubled person numerous passes for his bad behavior will NOT help him.  Believe that.

Are you done giving Chris a pass?  You still buying his new album?

Vine…in a minute

Update:  A source at GMA told Black Media Scoop that Chris was well aware that the Rihanna question would be asked ahead of time.

Mel Gibson Strikes Again

Sooo, according to radaronline.com, Mel Gibson got caught on tape, AGAIN, showing his racist ass!  This fool left a voice message for his ex, Oksana Grigorieva calling her a cunt and saying that if she gets raped by a pack of niggers it will be her fault!  He said a few more things, but visit huffingtonpost.com for the deets.

I want to know a few things:

A)  Who is surprised by this shit?  Nobody in America dares to say negative shit about Jews and he did.  So you think he gives a fuck about letting nigga fly out his mouth? 

B)  When did he break up with her?  Weren’t they just getting together the last time he was relevant?

C)  WHY DO THESE PEOPLE KEEP LEAVING FUCKING VOICE MESSAGES THAT THEY KNOW WILL BE SOLD TO SOMEONE FOR A DOLLA? 

I’m convinced that Mel never stopped drinking.  He hits the bottle hard and says whatever the fuck flies out his mouth without a second thought!  When one is sober, they’re able to contain their true feelings about shit, but we all know a drunk man speaks a sober mind or however the saying goes.  Stop giving this clown airtime!  In a year he’ll be directing a movie that the Hollywood Foreign Press will call brilliant and everyone will sweep this under the rug like they do with all white junkies in Hollywood!  Yeah, I said it.

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Kim Claims That NeNe’s Cheating…

First of all, I don’t believe this shit.  At this point, I’m convinced that NeNe and Kim are causing all of this drama because Bravo encourages them to constantly play their roles to keep the viewers rolling in….along with the money!  If NeNe were doing dirt, do you think she’d tell loose-lipped ass Kizzie?  Come on now!

The two of them JUST had dinner together in L.A. last night.  You can’t tell me NeNe would break bread with a bitch who claimed that she’s cheating on Gregg unless it were part of their schtick!  Fake, but click here to watch the tale unfold anyway.

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NeNe Goes OFF on Michael Lohan…

Now THIS is must see TV!  NeNe Leakes was on the panel at The Insider and a few choice words for Michael Lohan’s punk ass!  What kind of trash cusses at a woman and tells her to promote a weight loss system?  He showed exactly who he is!  NeNe was right, he don’t want any of her and he damn well knows it.  She’d whoop his fucking ass, punk bitch!  Sorry son of a bitch pretending to help his daughter on one hand and pattin’ Jon Gosselin on the back with the other!  We don’t even like Lindsay Lohan, but damnit if she didn’t get dealt two shitty ass parents!  I’d be an addict, too!

Team NeNe or Team Douchebag Lohan?

…Vine…in a minute

Tiffany Evans Calls Out The Music Industry…

Youngster Tiffany Evans (of Star Search and Diary of a Mad Black Woman fame) recently spoke out about Rihanna’s new single Russian Roulette and how it relates to the foolishness that has become of the music industry.  Evidently, it pissed some folks off, of course.  That always happens when people speak the truth!  If people would stop worshipping celebrities and get back to looking up to parents, teachers and other actual role models, they too will be able to see her point.  Here’s what she had to say on Twitter:

Russian Roulette= Suicidal Rate gon sky rocket!  You gotta watch what u say. Because there are a lot of weak people in the world. They are susceptible to anything so anything you say or do some people actually do listen. So make sure its nothing bad. Its okay to be deep,but not murder deep. Man! I really wish I could tell you guys what the industry really is and what stars are apart of destroying this world. The stars who worship satan,and those who have killed to get the respect they have now. You’d be verrrry surprise. Some of your favorite people pretend to worship God but they only do that to save face. Or seem innocent.  Satan was head of music in heaven. He uses influential people…to help influence the world. Think about that. Once u make a certain amount of money. Just know that that’s when they ask u to join. To get in you have accept the beast, worship. Once you join they assist u with ur career.make u huge.only if u agree and obey to destroy Gods word.and his children.  Ppl listen and pay attention. Its a war going on right now between Good and Evil. Evil will rule this world for a min. The people that have this power are the people that RULE the whole world. I’m done I won’t say anymore before I get in trouble.

Is she lying though?  No!  She’s telling the real as far as I’m concerned.  I called Hollywood as soon as I heard that dumb ass song and said “that shit is dark…like kill yourself after you hear it dark”!  I’m not saying that artists shouldn’t branch out and talk about real things, but know your place.  Nobody wants to hear life lessons from Rihanna nor should they.  They wanna drop it and pop it to her music, nothing more!  Tiffany is right.  Artists need to be conscious of what the fuck they’re putting out their for their particular audience to consume!

All these fake ass gay straight men in the industry praising God when they when BET Awards, but won for writing a song talking about pussy, dicks and killlin!  Um, okay.  People are just mad that  teenie bopper is spittin game.  Everyone knows that children tell it straight.

Stay off that bandwagon ya’ll and think for yourselves!  Tell us what you think about Tiffany’s tweets!

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Khloe’s Prenup Demands…

Even though Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom (Khlomar) recently shot their fake wedding for E! married, they still have not signed a prenup.  Translation – they ain’t legally married or else it would be a postnup.

Anyway, Khloe and her pimpin ass mama has laid out a few demands that she wants met in the prenup that include:

their new house, $25,000 per month for alimony, $5,000 per month for shopping, $1,000 per month for beauty care, a new car at the end of every lease cycle, $7,000 a month for coke, $9,000 for food and courtside Lakers tickets for her entire family

Ain’t that a bitch!  Who does this bitch think she is?  That is why this sham of a marriage is going to last even less time than we originally thought!  Everyone talked shit about Kelis being a gold digger for wanting $55,000/month from Nas!  Why aren’t people, bloggers included, not talkin that same shit about Khloe’s ass?  Get the fuck outta here.  If that ain’t some gold digger shit, I don’t know what is.  This bitch doesn’t even have one of his kids!

She and her groupie ass sisters are supposed to be such boss bitches, why can’t they get courtside seats on their own?  They really need their half sister’s pussy to get them some damn tickets?

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Tameka Raymond Speaks…

Yesterday Global Grind posted a blog written by Tameka Raymond, Usher’s ex-wife.  We love her and love what she had to say. 

I haven’t heard his new song, but Hollywood has and hated it!  Usher is showing his age and true colors from what she told me.  People in cyberspace are going crazy talkin’ about he’s back and calling Tameka all out her name.  Here’s the thing, if Tameka were light skinned, white, mixed, “exotic” or a Kardashian tramp nobody would say shit about her!  They’d be sad that she and Usher broke up.  They’d want him to reconcile with him!

People act like Tameka came up with Usher!  Well…she didn’t!  Tameka was in the game long before she married that man and had that big nose nigga’s kids.  Why doesn’t anyone give her props for that?  Amber Rose was a lesbian stripper before she started fucking Kanye and everyone loves her!  Nobody but us has anything to say about that.  Now THAT is a come up!  She went from stripping and fucking women to being a sought after model all because she was photographed in Beverly Hills smoking a cigarette on Kanye’s arm while wearing some bad 80’s looking booty shorts!  But because she’s light, she’s right!

Click here to read Tameka’s blog and tell us what you think.

…Vine…in a minute

Disturbed Ass Megan Fox….

Courtesy of Withoutmake.com

I knew this mouthy ass broad wasn’t wrapped too tight!  The terrible actress opened up to Rolling Stone about her past. 

When asked about rumors of an eating disorder, Fox said that she didn’t want to discuss it because she’d be

“taking on a role-model status, and I’d have to choose my words carefully, and I’d have to make sure I reveal it in a specific way, and I don’t want to do it”.

When did “yes” not become a good enough answer in Hollywood?

She went on to talking about her teenage years as a cutter:

“Yeah, but I don’t want to elaborate.  I would never call myself a cutter.  Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting”.

Ummm, dabble in cutting?  How the fuck do you dabble in cutting?  Bitch said that like it’s a hobby she picked up while she was at home with the flu one day…like knitting.  Last time I checked, when you cut yourself, that means you’re a cutter.  This is precisely why I don’t like her.

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Tila Tequila Attacked!

Evidently nothing is off limits for “celebrities” on Twitter!  First Dawn Richard, formerly of Danity Kane, and her allegedly gay, recovering addict boyfriend Que from Day 26 talk about how many rounds of tantric sex they have…now Tila Tequila lets her followers know that she was attacked just a few hours ago.  Around 1:30am, Tila twittered:

OMG! I was dropping off my GF and then 6 guys attacked me at a gas station!! That is so fucked up! How are 6 men going to attack a woman???

One of the guys tried to grab me so I said “DONT FUCKING GRAB ME” then a gang of the guys rolled up on me and was like “FUCK U BITCH” etc!!!

Then they all started ganging up on me when Im BY MYSELF and I got so scared! I ran to my car and they started chasing me! WTF!! SO WRONG!

Then while one guy was about to grab me and hit me, his friend was taking pictures….It was really scary! This makes me so upset!!!!!!!!

I actually ran to my car and started crying. I was so scared! How are 6 men going to try to hit me and attack me at a gas station????

Why in the WORLD would I call police?? Sit there and wait for police while 6 guys trying to hit me then rape me??? I ran to my car crying!

First of all, we’re glad she’s okay!  Seriously!  But here’s the thing, I don’t give a damn who you are, women should not be at gas stations alone at 1 o’clock in the morning, period!!  THIS is exactly why. 

Muthafuckas are crazy and sittin’ around waitin’ for a tiny ass female like Tila to roll through for this exact reason.  Why don’t all women know this? 

Don’t even start saying that I’m saying she deserved shit cuz I didn’t and she didn’t!  But women have to ALWAYS be thinkin’ that someone is tryna fuck with them and be prepared for that shit!  Stop thinkin’ the shit won’t happen to you!

Lastly, “celebrities” need to understand that when they put themselves out there as being a boss or someone not to be fucked with, muthafuckas will fuck with you just to prove a point.  Ask Jalen Rose.  Ask that nigga from the Raiders who’s always wearin’ fur coats.  Ask Eric Dampier.  You can’t be on Twitter talkin’ about how you’re not to be fucked with physically…niggas will fuck with you and then try to take a picture!  Some people are just crazy ass fools with SHIT to lose! 

Always be thinking!  Always protect yourselves, especially women!

…Vine…in a minute

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Miss USA: Pageant or Politically Correct Contest?

Of course we had to way in on this nonsense, but ya’ll might not like what we have to say!

In case you’ve been under a rock, Perez Hilton was in Vegas over the weekend to “act” as a judge for the Miss USA pageant.  During the Q&A section, this dumb ass fool asked Miss California Carrie Prejean:

“Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalize same-sex marriage … do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?”

She replied “We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage.  And you know what, I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman.  No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised.”

Some applauded her and some booed, but that’s not important.  What we want to know is how the fuck Perez Hilton was allowed to ask such a question knowing damn well he was biased?  Then he turned around and gave Miss USA 0 points for her answer!!!!  What kinda bullshit is that? 

It was beyond unprofessional and inappropriate to throw that question at her knowing good and hell well that he wouldn’t give her any points UNLESS she answered the way he thought was right.  Mark her down for saying “opposite marriage”, but not because she otherwise gave a good, honest answer to the question.  To a large degree, Q&A in a pageant is about content, not the actual answer.

That girl has every right to feel like marriage is between men and women.  Doesn’t mean she wouldn’t be a great representation of the United States.  Whether people like it or not, everyone does not believe in gay marriage. 

The question and spirit behind it was fucked up if you ask Hollywood & Vine.  Miss California should cuss his ass out for that bitch move that kept her from getting the crown!  Whoever decided to bring Perez on board as a judge should be fired for selling out the pageant by bringing on some pop culture muthafucka [for publicity’s sake] who knows jack about the pageant world.

We know you wanna weigh in!

…H&V…in a minute (www.twitter.com/hollywoodNvine)