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Archive for October, 2009

Michelle Williams “Sick of It – Remix”

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Nope, Michelle Williams is not sitting on her hands waiting for another Destiny’s Child album to drop.  Bitch is doing her thing!  I love this single.  Click here to check out the Sick of It remix and tell H & V what you think!

…Vine…in  minute

Kim Claims That NeNe’s Cheating…

First of all, I don’t believe this shit.  At this point, I’m convinced that NeNe and Kim are causing all of this drama because Bravo encourages them to constantly play their roles to keep the viewers rolling in….along with the money!  If NeNe were doing dirt, do you think she’d tell loose-lipped ass Kizzie?  Come on now!

The two of them JUST had dinner together in L.A. last night.  You can’t tell me NeNe would break bread with a bitch who claimed that she’s cheating on Gregg unless it were part of their schtick!  Fake, but click here to watch the tale unfold anyway.

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Real Housewives of Atlanta: S2 Finale

Does Dwight have a wave nouveau?  I mean for real.  Sheree is forever talking about the who’s who of Atlanta.  We heard you the first season, damn.  “Her imagination is not connecting”!  Dwight is hilarious. 

Lisa, you’re “allowing” your husband to take charge?  Allowing?  With that attitude we’ll be seeing her 3rd husband by season 3!  Ed is trying to tell her what’s right and she’s too busy wantin’ to floss!  Bitch, you can’t afford to floss.  Move into a smaller house that Ed already owns and call it a fucking day.  Tryna go broke to keep up appearances.  Dumb ass.

NeNe sat her family down and told them about Allen, her biological father.  Gregg does not seem pleased.  He is such a good man.  “My job is to protect you.  I don’t take my job lightly”.  What is not to love about that man?  We don’t totally feel NeNe because we both know who our fathers are, but we can empathize with her wanting to know her dad.  On the other hand, Gregg is right, too!  That is his wife.  He’s been there for her when this jive muthafucka Allen knew good and hell well he was her father but didn’t step up to the plate until now!  Fuck that – he doesn’t wanna see her shed tears, yet again, behind this situation.

Over at NeNe’s, she’s filling Lisa in on the Gregg/Allen issue.  Lisa actually gave her good advice.  Don’t go sneaking behind that man’s back because of that greazzzzy ass Allen. 

Kandi and AJ with all those damn kids look like they’re at the last supper.  Kandi’s mama wasn’t slick.  She laid off AJ because that wasn’t working!  She put in enough work at deterring Kandi that she knew eventually Kandi would see the light…which she did.

Does anyone else realize that Kizzie has a drinking problem?  I’m not judging her…just sayin.  How does she figure that she no longer needs sexy clothing because she’s “engaged”?  Girl please!  That man doesn’t want you walkin around lookin like an old maid.  if that were the case, he’d be faithful to his wife!  That broads shoes are killin’ em though!  What Kim fails to understand is that NeNe doesn’t give a fuck about that damn song.  It’s the way she went behind her back about it.  Guess that would be hard to see if you’re hella narcissistic!

OMG Dwight has two thrones in his home LOL!  Aight, Kim’s giving her version of the fight to Kandi while NeNe is giving Dwight her version.  Needless to say, we believe NeNe all day EVERYday!  Kim is a muthafuckin liar!  She knows good and hell well that if NeNe had choked her without being touched first, she would’ve filed charges!  NeNe ain’t in jail cuz she didn’t do shit wrong.  I wish that bitch would put hands on me!  I’d choke her ass too!

She by Dwight Sheree is preparing for the fashion show.  If this nigga ain’t clean, I don’t know who is!  Dwight is doing IT!  Here comes Sheree looking like a hostess at PF Changs.  This fool is tryna pull a make up artist off of a model to do her…WAIT, NOW SHE WANTS TO LEAVE TO GET HER HAIR DONE???  What the fuck is wrong with Sheree?  Seriously, she is not playing with a full deck.  Why wouldn’t you get your fucking hair done before three hours BEFORE your “baby”?  She’s a joke.  Bravo TV, please fire this broad!

Over at Kim’s whore house, NeNe is once again tryna be the bigger person with this crazy bitch…to no avail.  Kim LOOKS like she’s lying.  NeNe might be a lot of things, but she didn’t put her hands on Kizzie out the clear blue sky.  Is your wig squeezin’ your brain too tight HEFFA?  Did NeNe just levitate out her seat?  She’s out!  Bitch please LOL!  How can ya’ll not love her?

Kandi is so bootsy.  Who the hell still uses chair covers in the 21st century?

Thank you, Dwight.  Hook up Sheree’s mane and call it a night.  Lisa looks good in that dress, but her accessories look like snakes around her neck.  NeNe never half steps.  Kandi’s BAMA and has some nerve talkin’ about good thang NeNe don’t get paid to think.  Kim is steadily sayin something about NeNe and her negative energy yet she won’t get her name out her mouth!  Make up your mind.  Kandi is about as fake as they come.  She has no history with Kim.  Why is she so tight with her?  What’s in it for her ass?  She is not hardly as innocent as all of her newfound bandwagon jumpers think she is!

Here’s what I want to know about She by Sheree.  How did her line shown at the W in Atlanta look better thn the bullshit she showed at damn New York Fashion Week?  Just sayin…

And now for the so called updates:

Sheree is now working on a line of exercise videos LOL!  Really?!  Really Sheree?  Not a single update bout She by Sheree being carried in department stores, boutiques or online.  Is her website even up yet?  Weak.

Lisa nd Ed are co-authoring a parenting book?  SMH.  Listen, nobody wants to buy a book allegedly written by a former NFL player and his wife unless you’re going to tell groupies how to get pregnant by a ball player.  Just keepin’ it real.  Oh yeah, Lisa’s still not pregnant because she’s going through the change.

Kuntry Kandi – we know her story

Kizzie – we know her story, too…OH, she and Big Papa are no longer together.

DAMNIT, tivo didn’t record NeNe’s update.  What did it say ya’ll?

Another season has come to an end.  I know, I know, but we’ll always have the reunions shows AND Orange County starting soon.  Tell us your thoughts on Season 2.

…Vine…in a minute

NeNe Goes OFF on Michael Lohan…

Now THIS is must see TV!  NeNe Leakes was on the panel at The Insider and a few choice words for Michael Lohan’s punk ass!  What kind of trash cusses at a woman and tells her to promote a weight loss system?  He showed exactly who he is!  NeNe was right, he don’t want any of her and he damn well knows it.  She’d whoop his fucking ass, punk bitch!  Sorry son of a bitch pretending to help his daughter on one hand and pattin’ Jon Gosselin on the back with the other!  We don’t even like Lindsay Lohan, but damnit if she didn’t get dealt two shitty ass parents!  I’d be an addict, too!

Team NeNe or Team Douchebag Lohan?

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Lil Wayne Pleads Guilty To Gun Charges…

I don’t even have the energy to  keep up with rappers and their cases, but I can always run my mouth about it.  Lil Wayne has pleaded guilty to some kind of gun charges.  I guess he was illegally in possession of guns on his tour bus or some shit.  He could face 8 months to a year in jail.

If you read this blog, you know me well enough to know that I say…GOOD!  I am so sick of niggas acting like donkies!  Why does Lil Wayne have guns on his tour bus?  Why does someone with Lil Wayne’s money not simply hire a person who can legally carry weapons to protect him if it’s that serious?  Did nobody learn from Plexiglass Burress ass?

This is just ignorance to the nth power!  I don’t give a damn who you are.  If you break the law, put their ass in jail, period!  I’m as tired of this bullshit as I am with celebrities launching clothing lines!

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Tiffany Evans Calls Out The Music Industry…

Youngster Tiffany Evans (of Star Search and Diary of a Mad Black Woman fame) recently spoke out about Rihanna’s new single Russian Roulette and how it relates to the foolishness that has become of the music industry.  Evidently, it pissed some folks off, of course.  That always happens when people speak the truth!  If people would stop worshipping celebrities and get back to looking up to parents, teachers and other actual role models, they too will be able to see her point.  Here’s what she had to say on Twitter:

Russian Roulette= Suicidal Rate gon sky rocket!  You gotta watch what u say. Because there are a lot of weak people in the world. They are susceptible to anything so anything you say or do some people actually do listen. So make sure its nothing bad. Its okay to be deep,but not murder deep. Man! I really wish I could tell you guys what the industry really is and what stars are apart of destroying this world. The stars who worship satan,and those who have killed to get the respect they have now. You’d be verrrry surprise. Some of your favorite people pretend to worship God but they only do that to save face. Or seem innocent.  Satan was head of music in heaven. He uses influential people…to help influence the world. Think about that. Once u make a certain amount of money. Just know that that’s when they ask u to join. To get in you have accept the beast, worship. Once you join they assist u with ur career.make u huge.only if u agree and obey to destroy Gods word.and his children.  Ppl listen and pay attention. Its a war going on right now between Good and Evil. Evil will rule this world for a min. The people that have this power are the people that RULE the whole world. I’m done I won’t say anymore before I get in trouble.

Is she lying though?  No!  She’s telling the real as far as I’m concerned.  I called Hollywood as soon as I heard that dumb ass song and said “that shit is dark…like kill yourself after you hear it dark”!  I’m not saying that artists shouldn’t branch out and talk about real things, but know your place.  Nobody wants to hear life lessons from Rihanna nor should they.  They wanna drop it and pop it to her music, nothing more!  Tiffany is right.  Artists need to be conscious of what the fuck they’re putting out their for their particular audience to consume!

All these fake ass gay straight men in the industry praising God when they when BET Awards, but won for writing a song talking about pussy, dicks and killlin!  Um, okay.  People are just mad that  teenie bopper is spittin game.  Everyone knows that children tell it straight.

Stay off that bandwagon ya’ll and think for yourselves!  Tell us what you think about Tiffany’s tweets!

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Have Rosie O’Donnell and Kelli Split?

After blowing off break up rumors a few weeks ago, Rosie has now spoken to USA Today about her relationship with Kelli Carpenter:

“Kelli and I love each other very much and we are working on our issues,” a tearful O’Donnell says, emphasizing that the couple’s four children are “a priority.” “Those are the only words I am ever going to say. Ever. And that is something that has been agreed upon by all parties. But everything’s fine and everybody’s good and we’re still both raising them together. We will both continue to parent them and we’re friendly and everything’s all right.”

Sounds like a split to me, but she really doesn’t confirm or deny anything!  I know most will say that they feel sorry for their children, but I don’t.  I think that Rosie and Kelli will do absolutely anything in their power to ensure those kids come up as normally with them separated as when they were together!  Besides, living in a home with two parents that are on the outs is no good for kids anyway.

On a different note, I KNEW it was a matter of time before Kelli could no longer live this sham.  I haven’t believed for one day that she was truly a lesbian.  And that mama of hers hawking clothing on Rosie’s live blog and The View told the whole story!  She got in, fattened her and her family’s pockets and moved on!  Fucked up as it sounds, that is how it looks!

Did anyone else see this shit coming?

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Did Sickle Cell Play A Part In AJ Jewell’s Death?

I am so pissed about this!  According to Fulton County Associate Medical Examiner Dr. Kelly Rose, it’s most likely that Jewell was worked up from the fight — and because of his condition, it’s probable that he couldn’t replenish the oxygen he lost during the incident which could have fatal consequences.

First of all, AJ’s parents confirmed that he does not have Sickle Cell Disease, he ONLY has the trait.  Half of you that are black reading this probably have the trait and are just fine!  That truly does not mean much!  But let’s say it does.

Now we’re blaming victims?  What about women dressed provocatively and get raped?  Should they have dressed like a school marm to keep from being violated?  Or burglars who get shot during a home invasion?  Is the home owner now liable for trying to defend themselves?  This is totally outrageous!  Had that man not beat AJ to death, he wouldn’t have had to worry about oxygen not reaching his tissues and vital organs.  I call bullshit on this fabricated excuse conjured up probably by the defense in order to get their fucking client off for murder!

Put his ass BACK in jail (yes, he’s currently out) and throw away the key.  You take a person’s life, you go to jail…PERIOD!

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Khlomar Finally Signs A Prenup…

According to Perez Hilton, Khloe Kardashian finally struck gold came to terms with Lamar Odom’s attorney’s and signed that damn prenup!

Evidently, Lamar will bank roll a joint account while the two of them are “married” and will annually put a lump sum of money into an account for Khloe that she can touch when if they get divorced.  He also bought their new set for their upcoming tv show home.

Not to worry.  Now that the prenup is signed, Kris will design some new shit to keep her cash cow daughter in the news!

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Leo’s New Crush…

is none other than our girl, Whitney Port of The City

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Image Source: Nitrolicious.com

You betta work blond girl!  Word is that Leo DiCaprio is smitten with Whitney…even wanting her to relocate back to L.A. to be with him!  He allegedly texts and calls her non-stop, even pays for her flights to and fro L.A. to visit him, as he should.

We say go for it!  Why not?  She’s dated that loser with the fake accent who used her to get his no talent having band on TV.  Leo cannot be any worse than that!  If you ask me, she’s better looking than the others he’s dated anyway.  She’s tall, blond, beautiful, seems genuine and she’s intelligent!  They might be just what the other needs!

Whitney, the question should not be if, but when, will you move to be closer to that man!! 

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