Khlomar Finally Signs A Prenup…

According to Perez Hilton, Khloe Kardashian finally struck gold came to terms with Lamar Odom’s attorney’s and signed that damn prenup!

Evidently, Lamar will bank roll a joint account while the two of them are “married” and will annually put a lump sum of money into an account for Khloe that she can touch when if they get divorced.  He also bought their new set for their upcoming tv show home.

Not to worry.  Now that the prenup is signed, Kris will design some new shit to keep her cash cow daughter in the news!

…Vine…in a minute

Leo’s New Crush…

is none other than our girl, Whitney Port of The City! 

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You betta work blond girl!  Word is that Leo DiCaprio is smitten with Whitney…even wanting her to relocate back to L.A. to be with him!  He allegedly texts and calls her non-stop, even pays for her flights to and fro L.A. to visit him, as he should.

We say go for it!  Why not?  She’s dated that loser with the fake accent who used her to get his no talent having band on TV.  Leo cannot be any worse than that!  If you ask me, she’s better looking than the others he’s dated anyway.  She’s tall, blond, beautiful, seems genuine and she’s intelligent!  They might be just what the other needs!

Whitney, the question should not be if, but when, will you move to be closer to that man!! 

…Vine…in a minute

Booty Pad Alert…

We don’t feel like any other bloggers gave adequate attention to LaLa Vasquez and that fake ass she packed in her ugly purple dress to Khloe and Lamar’s faux wedding!

Photo Courtesy of Necole Bitchie

Did LaLa really think that anyone would believe that was her ass?  She’s obviously been hanging out with Kim and her butt pad wearing ass too long!  She looks like she stuffed the tracks hair she removed shaved off the side of her head in her panties!  At least take the new booty out for a test drive before you wear it to the filming of a tv show wedding celebration!  Even Brittany Gastineau is looking like “how did I end up with LaLa and her rent-a-booty as my date?”.

Who thought that shit was real?  Tell the truth.

…in a minute

Khlomar’s Shotgun Wedding Day Has Arrived…

Courtesy of MissXpose

Let the sham begin!  Today is the day that Lamar Odom will say I do to giving away half of his small fortune to Khloe Kardashian in 7 months when they divorce…if the first season of their show has finished filming, that is.

Just a few bullet points to catch ya’ll up:

–  Joe “I hit women” Francis threw Lamar a bachelor party at STK, where he made his teammates wait over an hour for his late arrival.  Derek Fisher said fuck it and went home!  Luke “let’s go to Paris so I can talk some sense into you” Walton was not said to be in attendance.  He’s also not a groomsman.  (via TMZ)

– There is still no prenup.  Evidently, Khlomar’s attorney’s didn’t have adequate time to put together a document that will give Khloe enough money when they divorce that was suitable for both parties.  So they’re working on a postnup.  (via Perez)

–  Today’s wedding will not be a legal ceremony.  No marriage license will be signed until after the postnup is complete. (via Perez)

–  Lamar’s own children were not invited to the wedding!  Probably explains why his parents won’t be in attendance either.

–  The entire Lakers team was invited.  Kobe has not RSVPd yet!  (via Baller Alert)

–  Lamar’s baby mama said she did not have a meltdown.  She wants only happiness for him.  She also said that his family has shown her nothing but support.

–  Word is that Lamar is firing all of his “people”.  (via Baller Alert)

My thoughts (Hollywood’s too b/c we’ve talked about it)…since when does Lamar Odom hang around with trash like Joe Francis?  He’s already caught up in the machine and is too dumb to realize it.  Is getting your shine in 2009 that important?  This nigga one step away from selling his soul to the devil behind this bullshit.  Fire your people and let Kris manage your career…your ass will end up selling donuts on Canadian tv like Gary Coleman’s ass.

If it’s truly about love, then why won’t the bitch sign the prenup that was allegedly already presented to her?  Is Lamar color blind cuz we see all kinds of red flags being waved.

Speaking of true love, why the fuck aren’t your kids going to be there?  Wouldn’t you want them to see “daddy” marrying the love of his life?  Wouldn’t you want them to be there to celebrate and share the stinch love that will be in the air?

Kobe ain’t gonna be nowhere near the “intimate” celebration today!  He’s at home getting ready for practice to start…where yo ass need to be, nigga (in my Chris Tucker voice)!  I know Vanessa is mad about this shit.  She is the one who’s supposed to shine at games.  Ya’ll thought she was glittery and shit before.  We ain’t seen nothin yet!

Glad to hear that Lamar’s family is rollin’ with his baby moms!  They know scally wag tom foolery when they see it and won’t be a part of this mockery of marriage taking place today.  By the way, 250 fucking people should never be described as intimate!

UPDATE:  Kobe DID attend the wedding!  I expected more from him.

Donkey of the Year!!!

Thoughts?

…H & V…in a minute

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