Tila Tequila Attacked!

Evidently nothing is off limits for “celebrities” on Twitter!  First Dawn Richard, formerly of Danity Kane, and her allegedly gay, recovering addict boyfriend Que from Day 26 talk about how many rounds of tantric sex they have…now Tila Tequila lets her followers know that she was attacked just a few hours ago.  Around 1:30am, Tila twittered:

OMG! I was dropping off my GF and then 6 guys attacked me at a gas station!! That is so fucked up! How are 6 men going to attack a woman???

One of the guys tried to grab me so I said “DONT FUCKING GRAB ME” then a gang of the guys rolled up on me and was like “FUCK U BITCH” etc!!!

Then they all started ganging up on me when Im BY MYSELF and I got so scared! I ran to my car and they started chasing me! WTF!! SO WRONG!

Then while one guy was about to grab me and hit me, his friend was taking pictures….It was really scary! This makes me so upset!!!!!!!!

I actually ran to my car and started crying. I was so scared! How are 6 men going to try to hit me and attack me at a gas station????

Why in the WORLD would I call police?? Sit there and wait for police while 6 guys trying to hit me then rape me??? I ran to my car crying!

First of all, we’re glad she’s okay!  Seriously!  But here’s the thing, I don’t give a damn who you are, women should not be at gas stations alone at 1 o’clock in the morning, period!!  THIS is exactly why. 

Muthafuckas are crazy and sittin’ around waitin’ for a tiny ass female like Tila to roll through for this exact reason.  Why don’t all women know this? 

Don’t even start saying that I’m saying she deserved shit cuz I didn’t and she didn’t!  But women have to ALWAYS be thinkin’ that someone is tryna fuck with them and be prepared for that shit!  Stop thinkin’ the shit won’t happen to you!

Lastly, “celebrities” need to understand that when they put themselves out there as being a boss or someone not to be fucked with, muthafuckas will fuck with you just to prove a point.  Ask Jalen Rose.  Ask that nigga from the Raiders who’s always wearin’ fur coats.  Ask Eric Dampier.  You can’t be on Twitter talkin’ about how you’re not to be fucked with physically…niggas will fuck with you and then try to take a picture!  Some people are just crazy ass fools with SHIT to lose! 

Always be thinking!  Always protect yourselves, especially women!

…Vine…in a minute

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Celebrities on Twitter…Our Thoughts

As ya’ll know, there are a ton of celebrities on Twitter.  H&V don’t follow all of them, but we follow a few and must speak on it.  Actually, one in particular irritated the shit outta Vine this morning.   But we figured, why single his ass out?!

Britney Spears – She and her people Tweet sometimes.  She might even follow you.  MIGHT!  Compared to other celebs with 60,000 followers who only follow 15 of their fucking fans like Donnie Wahlberg, Britney is more in the spirit of things!

Ashton Kutcher– The supposed Mayor of Twitterville/King of Twitter probably won’t find you important enough to follow, but he occasionally responds to his admirers.

Guiliana Rancic – She’s fun to follow.  Doesn’t take herself too seriously and definitely interacts with everyone.  She even dishes on celebrities from time to time.

Shaq– Funny as shit to follow.  He pretty much responds to all @replies.  So once you get used to skipping over shit that has nothing to do with you, it’s cool.  He’s been known to leave game tickets at Will Call for his Tweeps.

Lamar Odom – Love him on Twitter!  He’s a witty muthafucka.  Read some of his @replies to fans.  He has charisma!  He won’t sit for hours on end talking to people, but he’ll give as many fans as possible attention a good 20-30 minutes almost daily!  And he’s fine as fuck!

Perez Hilton – Unless you’re a celebrity or think he can say/do no wrong, he won’t acknowledge you.

Marvet Britto– For all ya’ll in PR or getting into PR, you need to follow her ass.  Still one of the baddest bitches in the game.  She gives up PR knowledge daily.  She won’t follow you back, but she does respond to pretty much all questions.

Jim Jones – worth following just to try and decipher his damn updates and read about his crazy antics.

Kelly Rowland – Love her!  She’s sweet and down to earth.  Like we all didn’t know that.  She talks about her life on the daily.  She might follow you if you ask her to and she’ll more than likely respond to your @reply.

Paula Abdul – She responds to every fucking body!  She loves being able to speak directly to her fans.  She tweets about Idol a lot, too.

June Ambrose– God love her and she’s talented as hell, but she tweets too damn much.  We both had to unfollow her.  It’s too much.

Solange Knowles– She’s another one who tweets too much, BUT at least she’s funny sometimes.  Like the other day when she was out and the DJ at the spot wouldn’t play her request so she called him a dickhead LOL!

MC Hammer – There are no words.  You must follow him to understand.

Brandy – She keeps it real!  She even talked about Unique the other day!

Evan Ross and Tracee Ellis Ross – We think both of these are fakes!

Derek Hough– He’s a crack up!  Tweetin’ about how Lil Kim comes like 3 hours late to rehearsal and even takes pics of the clock LOL!

Star Jones – We don’t give a fuck what anyone says, we like Star.  She’s honest, but not too over the top!  She probably won’t follow you, but she will respond to you!

Tyrese – He’s hilarious.  Worth the follow.  He might actually speak to non-celebrity followers, too.

Fantasia – Fake account.  The real Fantasia is not on Twitter! 

Day 26 – Can’t stand these pretentious barely celebrities!  They do not follow their fans nor do they respond!  How the fuck you gonna be traveling around promoting your album and when fans ask when and where you’ll be making an appearance, you don’t respond to them?  What the hell kinda sense does that make?  Day 26, ya’ll are pissing off your fans…with ya’ll down low asses (allegedly)!

We’ll be updating this list from time to time so check back!

Any other celebrity Twitter insight?  Tell H&V all about it!

H&V…in a minute