Chris Brown Strikes [a window] Again

So I wake up this morning to the news that Ike Turner Chris Brown acted a complete and utter fool at Good Morning America.  His new album comes out today and I’m guessing Robin Roberts was interviewing him before a performance.  Of course, she asked him about the Rihanna incident during their sit down.  He tried to redirect her, but being the pro she is, she kept at him.  What does this asshole do?  He goes back to the Green Room, grabs a chair and breaks a damn window. TMZ has a photo of the window; go there to see it.

#1: Can we all agree that he did not successfully complete his anger management classes?

#2: How is this his publicist’s fault?

#3:  How many more passes does this fool get?

He physically abused one of the biggest pop stars in the world; people are gonna keep asking him about it.  He’s an adult now.  Adults learn how to deal with shit that they don’t like sensibly, not by becoming an enraged and out of control gorilla.  Chris Brown needs to do some serious soul-searching while laying on a couch with a doctor helping him along the way.  Ain’t no shame in that.  Black (and white) folks giving this troubled person numerous passes for his bad behavior will NOT help him.  Believe that.

Are you done giving Chris a pass?  You still buying his new album?

Vine…in a minute

Update:  A source at GMA told Black Media Scoop that Chris was well aware that the Rihanna question would be asked ahead of time.

2009 American Music Awards…Twitter Edition

We know most of you skipped the AMAs this year.  Good thing cuz it was a snoozefest.  However, H & V love to give you our award show “thoughts” as we twittered them in real time.  Here’s what I (Vine, Hollywood passed on the show) thought:

Janet still looks good!

Paula can’t even walk in that too tight Kim Kardashian-esque dress.

Fergie, that’s how you’re supposed to look when a stripper is in the media talking about your husband’s indiscretions!!

I know J Lo is mad that Shakira came out looking & dancing like that, then she busted her ass during a “comeback” performance. Embarrassing

Shakira came out looking like what all “mamis” aspire to be…then J Lo comes out looking like Shakira’s maid! SMH

Nicole Kidman has stuck by her 2nd husband through alcoholism. Tom Cruise must be more fucked up than we think!

Jigga & AK are going to run this new york shit into the ground. ENOUGH!

This negro truly thinks he some sort of god. Look at this shit! So over Jay-Z

Alicia Keys is rocking that body magic tonight LOL!

Aww shit, there goes Whitney’s crackhead ass bouncing and shit! SMH at this mess.

Everyone’s mad @ Fantasia, but hardly anyone said peep about Alicia Keys and her forbidden “relationship”. #justsayin

RT @joejpaige @hollywoodNvine Alicia Keys is more forgivable than Fantasia bcuz she’s lightskin. #BlackInAmerica #AMAs (PREACH!!)

Why does Will i am look like a black Liberace? What’s he on?

Thank God Joe’s [Jackson] not accepting this award.

I didn’t know Victoria’s Secret made suits for men!

This show is a trainwreck. It hasn’t been right since Dick Clark had a damn stroke

Rihanna was horrible! There, I said it.

Carrie Underwood is the truth!

I’m shocked @iamdiddy didn’t have Ciroc on that piano while Gaga was playing.

Rihanna sounded like someone was cutting off her nipples with a butter knife.

I think 2 of those 3 men on stage right now might like each other…#justsayin

I like that the blond from Gloriana jumped up and down when they won:) It was refreshing.

J Lo is so washed up!

Even Marc Anthony knew J Lo sucked. Did you see his face?

J Lo needs to beg Ashanti back

Oh gawd, another Whitney monologue!

The only thing worse than Jermaine’s bad hair and Victoria’s Secret suit is that ugly ass woman on his arm! YIKES!

Alicia Keys twice in one night? Why? Same hair and make up…smh

Alicia keys and those hips should always be sitting down behind a piano.

Why does her dancer look like a drive by shooter?

Can nobody think of new shit but acting like boxers hittin the ring tonight? Fuck!

Why are people still asking Eminem to perform on awards shows?

Did ya’ll just see ole girl w/that press n curl LOL? She looked like Brenda on 227

I’ve seen all I can of Eminem and his new nose!

Timbaland and his ballpark frank necks aren’t going to get me thrown out tonight!

U got to be a fat MuthaSucka to have Timbaland money and still can’t get a white t-shirt to fit your ass!

Why is Taylor Swift acting like she didn’t know she was going to win all this shit? Stop it.

This muthaluva [Adam Lambert] simulated oral on the AMAs with a man and a woman! WTF is the outrage LOL?

There you have it folks.  If you watched the show, tell us what you think.

…Vine…in a minute

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Rihanna Speaks…

Rihanna is set to appear on Good Morning America this Thursday to tell it all!  ABC will then drag out the interview for ratings continue the interview on Friday during a 20/20 special.

I will believe that she’s going to spill her guts when I see it.  If she’s anything like her former flamer, Chris Brown, she’ll hardly tell the public anything.  My only hope is that after this Thursday and Friday‘s ratings bonanza, we won’t have to hear about this shit anymore!  Ya’ll have promoted your albums enough…let’s move on!

…Vine…in  minute

Tiffany Evans Calls Out The Music Industry…

Youngster Tiffany Evans (of Star Search and Diary of a Mad Black Woman fame) recently spoke out about Rihanna’s new single Russian Roulette and how it relates to the foolishness that has become of the music industry.  Evidently, it pissed some folks off, of course.  That always happens when people speak the truth!  If people would stop worshipping celebrities and get back to looking up to parents, teachers and other actual role models, they too will be able to see her point.  Here’s what she had to say on Twitter:

Russian Roulette= Suicidal Rate gon sky rocket!  You gotta watch what u say. Because there are a lot of weak people in the world. They are susceptible to anything so anything you say or do some people actually do listen. So make sure its nothing bad. Its okay to be deep,but not murder deep. Man! I really wish I could tell you guys what the industry really is and what stars are apart of destroying this world. The stars who worship satan,and those who have killed to get the respect they have now. You’d be verrrry surprise. Some of your favorite people pretend to worship God but they only do that to save face. Or seem innocent.  Satan was head of music in heaven. He uses influential people…to help influence the world. Think about that. Once u make a certain amount of money. Just know that that’s when they ask u to join. To get in you have accept the beast, worship. Once you join they assist u with ur career.make u huge.only if u agree and obey to destroy Gods word.and his children.  Ppl listen and pay attention. Its a war going on right now between Good and Evil. Evil will rule this world for a min. The people that have this power are the people that RULE the whole world. I’m done I won’t say anymore before I get in trouble.

Is she lying though?  No!  She’s telling the real as far as I’m concerned.  I called Hollywood as soon as I heard that dumb ass song and said “that shit is dark…like kill yourself after you hear it dark”!  I’m not saying that artists shouldn’t branch out and talk about real things, but know your place.  Nobody wants to hear life lessons from Rihanna nor should they.  They wanna drop it and pop it to her music, nothing more!  Tiffany is right.  Artists need to be conscious of what the fuck they’re putting out their for their particular audience to consume!

All these fake ass gay straight men in the industry praising God when they when BET Awards, but won for writing a song talking about pussy, dicks and killlin!  Um, okay.  People are just mad that  teenie bopper is spittin game.  Everyone knows that children tell it straight.

Stay off that bandwagon ya’ll and think for yourselves!  Tell us what you think about Tiffany’s tweets!

…Vine…in a minute

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Rihanna the Ripper…

In spite of Rihanna’s rep saying that RiRi and Los Angeles Lakers star Andrew Bynum are not an item, our sources tell us otherwise!

We give her until after the hype of the Lakers winning the championship (Vine’s prediction) dies down, before Rihanna the Ripper will be on to someone new!  Baby girl is too young to spreading herself (and her legs) so thin.

…in a minute

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Diddy Speaks…

Diddy was on Ellen this week and you know she had to ask about Chris,  Rihanna and why Diddy’s crazy ass put them up at Casa de Combs!  H&V might be crazy our damn selves, but we can read between the lines.  Diddy said exactly what the hell we reported in the first place…that this ain’t the first time either of them hit each other! 

Ya’ll can say what you want, but H&V think people should be talkin’ about bitcheswomen physically abusing men as much as men beatin’ women.  Both wrong…both should stop!

And thank you Diddy for lettin’ Ellen know that Number 1, it’s your damn house and you can do what the fuck you want with it!

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Bey to Jigga…’Mind Your Own Business’!

Yes!  Reports are spreading that Beyonce has finally told Jay-Z that when it comes to Rihanna and Chris Brown to mind his own damn business or else!  Insiders are reporting that Bey and her camp feel that this is a minefield just waiting to blow and she wants no parts of this shit…especially considering all the rumors of Rihanna and Jigga having an affair such a close relationship!

In a minute…

Chris Brown Finally Charged…

According to USA Today, Chris Brown has been formally charged with two felonies – assault and making criminal threats.  His arraignment is today at 3:30PM.

H&V know that ya’ll feel strongly about this.  But we’ll offer this.  Chris’ ass hired Mark Garagos.  Translation — he ain’t hardly gonna be convicted of anybody’s felony when it’s all said and done!  Right or wrong, you can bet on that!

In a minute…

Chris & Rihanna Wrestlemania Update…

And it don’t stop!  Hollywood & Vineknow that everybody on Earth is talkin about how Chris Brown busted up Rihanna over the weekend.  Well, H&V can exclusively reveal to you why he did it.

Our sources at MTV tell us that after leaving the Clive Davis pre-Grammy party, Chris and Rihanna began to argue.  The initial jump off of Brown’s anger was finding out that Princess Rihanna gave him herpes!  Allegedly, outside the party he yelled “you sucked Snoop, Usher AND Clive Davis dicks?”  We hope none of ya’ll were still eating while thinking about Clive Davis old ass gettin his dick sucked!

Moving on…after he continued to talk shit to her, she swung on him first!  No, that doesn’t give him open season on her face, but we just sayin.  Finally, he started bankin on her ass!  By this time, more muthafuckas started coming outside being nosey.  That’s when Chris took the fuck off!

Now we ain’t sayin Chris was right, but women need to learn that men have emotions, too!  Stop pushin niggas buttons!  Yeah, we know we gone get flack for that, but we keeps it real from our seats.

Chris, don’t get mad about herpes boo!  Plenty of women will still fuck the shit outta you AND a few will still suck your dick!  Trust, if Clive Davis is gettin his BenGay smellin dick sucked, then you can too!

In a minute…

Chris & Rihanna…2009 Ike & Tina

Lord Jesus!  What is wrong with this little boy Chris Brown?

Evidently, on the way home from Clive Davis’ Grammy party Chris Brown and Rihanna got into a fight.  They were pissed enough to pull the car over and fight in front of muthafuckas.  Well, they say Chris put foot to ass on Rihanna.  Bruises are visible on Rihanna’s face, so she had to cancel her Grammy’s performance tonight.  Brown had to cancel, as well, because he turned himself to police today after being named a subject of investigation for felony domestic battery! 

Rihanna’s publicist claims she was in a traffic accident, but is fine now.  Yeah, she crashed…into Chris Brown’s fist.  We could insert an umbrella joke, but we won’t!

Seriously, this little nigga needs to stay away from Rihanna.  She brings out something in him that he needs to suppress.  He’s been fighting and shit since they started dating!  He needs to calm the fuck down and she needs to go on with her life.  Damn they ain’t even old enough to buy fucking drinks!  Allegedly, of course.

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