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Nene & Al Reynolds, Girlfriends?

Word is that Nene Leakes [Real Housewives of Atlanta and Celebrity Apprentice] has sought out a friendship with Star Jones’ ex-husband, Al Reynolds.  She’s allegedly “spending time with Jones’ ex” in a ridiculous attempt to get back at Star.

Really Nene?  If this is true, you HAVE turned into the out of control monster we all started to see last season on RHOA.  If you dislike Star that much, the best way to get back at her is to pay her no mind.  Paying her no mind does not include running around tryna befriend her openly gay [allegedly] closeted ex-husband, GayAl Reynolds.  You’re making a fool out of yourself!  Click here to see a pic!

On another note, how the hell did Star not see what this man was all about from jump?

Revenge or true colors shining through?  What do you think?

…Vine…in a minute

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Real Housewives of Atlanta: S3 Premiere (Live Blog)

Our bitches are BACK!  So excited and before it even starts, I’m laughing at the finale of last season when Sheree said She by Sheree is here to stay…but she’s already onto something else!  These ladies neva disappoint.  What happened with Nene and Gregg?  Kim’s a lesbian now!  Lisa has left the show!  Kandi’s dating Willis McGahee or some shit!  Two new housewives!  Bring it!

Thank gaaaawd, they stopped showing Kandi doin’ the prep in the intro!  We’re startin off with Sheree acting out  a scene with Father Time!  She was better off as a fashion designer!  You have no acting experience, Sheree?  Noooo shit!  Her newfound passion is acting so SBS is on hold for a second.  She’s dating an actor and now she’s ready to win an Oscar.  Lord have mercy!  Nene came over and is as shocked as us that Sheree is tryna act.  NeNe has gossip.  Kim announced in Life & Style that she’s a lesbian and they think it’s funny!

NeNe invited her over so they can discuss their “friendship”.  Oooh NeNe girrrl, that open back does not do you justice girl!  Well, whatever is going on w/her and Gregg must not have happened yet cuz they’re gettin along like normal.  Here comes Kim still talkin’ about NeNe strangled her!  She’s a damn LIE!  Nene’s hair cut is TOUGH!  Kim got a new wig!  The Leakes got a new house.  Gregg didn’t even wanna be there w/those two LOL!  He left.  What was different about Tracy?  She was single and famous, that’s what’s different!  NeNe you know damn well Kim would fuck a chicken as long as it’s famous enough LOL!  Aight here she goes.  NeNe said she doesn’t know where she and Gregg are going.  She’s now the bread-winner and his old ass is sittin’ at home!  Ahh shit, Kim said that Dwight told her that Gregg asked HIM for $10,000!  NeNe did not know.  Oooooo weeee!  That is ugly!  NeNe is mad as hell at Gregg, but madder at Dwight!  She’s right, he is supposed to be her girlfriend; he shouldn’t be tellin’ her business to anyone, ESPECIALLY KIM AND HER LOOSE LIPS! (commercial)

Kandi is over at Kim’s talkin’ about her new dude, the NFL player, Willis McGahee.  He flew down to the A to meet her.  I’m not tryna be funny, but why?  OH EM GEE!  Kandi is packin’ a mean punch and I don’t mean in her fist…WHAT has she been eatin’ since the last season ended?  Kandi is bothered that Kim is hanging with NeNe again.  Why doesn’t she get that Kim is the lunatic in that duo?  See, Kandi thought that Kim was going to keep her new love of women to herself, so why was it in Life & Style Weekly?  Kandi is just not that smart!  After all this time, she still ain’t seen Kizzie’s true media whoring colors?

Over at some rock climbin’ spot, Kandi and Willis are on a date!  They shoulda gone running, but anyway.  Did this ninja say “Celo-vet”?  Not celibate!  I need to watch that again.  That seemed like a brother and sister hanging out, not too people w/the hots for each other.  I have more chemistry with the bottle of water sitting next to me right now!

Kizzie’s oldest daughter is dating now!  Again, WHY?  Okay, parents are gonna stop lettin’ these hot in the ass little girls date when they can’t even drive a damn car!  Uh huh, she’s already kissing and she knows what a whore is!  She is THIRTEEN years old!  Why does she get to date?  If Kizzie’s daughter keeps eatin’ ice cream like that, she won’t have to worry about boys tryna kiss her!  Just sayin…(commercial)

Here goes a newbie, Phaedra and she’s either pregnant or has a beer belly!  She’s talkin’ all this shit about being such a southern lady…I bet she’ll be the first one to kick up some shit!  Her husband’s name is Apollo.  She made him sign a prenup.  BTW she thinks that means he doesn’t want her money ROFL!  I don’t like her already!  Too self-righteous.  She’s an attorney to the black, hood stars!  Of course, she’s friends with Dwight!  Let’s keep it real, a TRUE southern bell wouldn’t be caught dead in Dwight’s house!  She’s Dwight’s attorney, allegedly.  So he can’t afford to breathe through his nose, but he has an attorney on tap?  Wait, he said he spent $30,000 of his own money on the She by Sheree fashion show?!!  I’ll ask again…WHY?  Is Phaedra an attorney or fucking Emily Post?  This broad is pretentious as hell!

NeNe and Kim are attending an event & Ms. Eubanks is gonna be there.  NeNe is now confronting Gregg about allegedly asking to borrow money!  Gregg is LYING!  Believe me when I tell you, that man is lying through his crooked teeth.  Aight, he said that he and Dwight went in on a small $500 each investment.  The “deal” fell through!  Deal LOL!!  He called it a deal LMAO!  Let me tell ya’ll what really happened.  Gregg pulled Dwight into a pyramid scheme after it was hot!  Nobody came in under them and they lost their money.  Book it!

Lawrence is over at Sheree’s so they can go shoe shopping.  I’m gonna go head & say it, I am SICK of seeing men on TV wearing fucking high heels and hand bags!  Stop it!  Sheree said she’s confronting Dwight at the spot tonight.  She said he did help, but no WAY did he put 30k into her shit!

I’ll say this much, don’t nobody on any of the Housewives show party like when Kizzie and NeNe get together!  NOBODY!  NeNe’s sort of done with the negative roller coaster with her marriage.  Kizzie ain’t seen it in a long time.  NeNe doesn’t know that she’s still in love with Gregg.  She said she likes him a little bit!  That is NOT good!

Why is Phaedra’s skirt short enough to see where her baby’s bout to come from?  Gross.  Nobody wants to see a pregnant broad’s chucky!

Dwight is about to show his face!  What’s his deal?  Phaedra called NeNe ghetto and all kind of shit 5 minutes ago before commercial now she wants NeNe to hug her?  GTFOH!

Dwight ripped up NeNe’s $500 check.  She went OFF!  Dwight told her to get out of his face.  She told him to watch his hands!  All he can say is get her outta my face.  He all kinds of shit to say behind her back, but didn’t have shit to say in her face.  Phaedra said that a lady does not act like that!  Guess what?  A lady does not go out the house in a mini skirt while she’s pregnant!  Party OVA!  The show ended with NeNe thanking Kim (and Sheree in absentia) for havin her back and scenes from the season!

I thought that was WELL worth the wait.  What did ya’ll think?

Kim Claims That NeNe’s Cheating…

First of all, I don’t believe this shit.  At this point, I’m convinced that NeNe and Kim are causing all of this drama because Bravo encourages them to constantly play their roles to keep the viewers rolling in….along with the money!  If NeNe were doing dirt, do you think she’d tell loose-lipped ass Kizzie?  Come on now!

The two of them JUST had dinner together in L.A. last night.  You can’t tell me NeNe would break bread with a bitch who claimed that she’s cheating on Gregg unless it were part of their schtick!  Fake, but click here to watch the tale unfold anyway.

…Vine…in a minute

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Real Housewives of Atlanta: S2 Finale

Does Dwight have a wave nouveau?  I mean for real.  Sheree is forever talking about the who’s who of Atlanta.  We heard you the first season, damn.  “Her imagination is not connecting”!  Dwight is hilarious. 

Lisa, you’re “allowing” your husband to take charge?  Allowing?  With that attitude we’ll be seeing her 3rd husband by season 3!  Ed is trying to tell her what’s right and she’s too busy wantin’ to floss!  Bitch, you can’t afford to floss.  Move into a smaller house that Ed already owns and call it a fucking day.  Tryna go broke to keep up appearances.  Dumb ass.

NeNe sat her family down and told them about Allen, her biological father.  Gregg does not seem pleased.  He is such a good man.  “My job is to protect you.  I don’t take my job lightly”.  What is not to love about that man?  We don’t totally feel NeNe because we both know who our fathers are, but we can empathize with her wanting to know her dad.  On the other hand, Gregg is right, too!  That is his wife.  He’s been there for her when this jive muthafucka Allen knew good and hell well he was her father but didn’t step up to the plate until now!  Fuck that – he doesn’t wanna see her shed tears, yet again, behind this situation.

Over at NeNe’s, she’s filling Lisa in on the Gregg/Allen issue.  Lisa actually gave her good advice.  Don’t go sneaking behind that man’s back because of that greazzzzy ass Allen. 

Kandi and AJ with all those damn kids look like they’re at the last supper.  Kandi’s mama wasn’t slick.  She laid off AJ because that wasn’t working!  She put in enough work at deterring Kandi that she knew eventually Kandi would see the light…which she did.

Does anyone else realize that Kizzie has a drinking problem?  I’m not judging her…just sayin.  How does she figure that she no longer needs sexy clothing because she’s “engaged”?  Girl please!  That man doesn’t want you walkin around lookin like an old maid.  if that were the case, he’d be faithful to his wife!  That broads shoes are killin’ em though!  What Kim fails to understand is that NeNe doesn’t give a fuck about that damn song.  It’s the way she went behind her back about it.  Guess that would be hard to see if you’re hella narcissistic!

OMG Dwight has two thrones in his home LOL!  Aight, Kim’s giving her version of the fight to Kandi while NeNe is giving Dwight her version.  Needless to say, we believe NeNe all day EVERYday!  Kim is a muthafuckin liar!  She knows good and hell well that if NeNe had choked her without being touched first, she would’ve filed charges!  NeNe ain’t in jail cuz she didn’t do shit wrong.  I wish that bitch would put hands on me!  I’d choke her ass too!

She by Dwight Sheree is preparing for the fashion show.  If this nigga ain’t clean, I don’t know who is!  Dwight is doing IT!  Here comes Sheree looking like a hostess at PF Changs.  This fool is tryna pull a make up artist off of a model to do her…WAIT, NOW SHE WANTS TO LEAVE TO GET HER HAIR DONE???  What the fuck is wrong with Sheree?  Seriously, she is not playing with a full deck.  Why wouldn’t you get your fucking hair done before three hours BEFORE your “baby”?  She’s a joke.  Bravo TV, please fire this broad!

Over at Kim’s whore house, NeNe is once again tryna be the bigger person with this crazy bitch…to no avail.  Kim LOOKS like she’s lying.  NeNe might be a lot of things, but she didn’t put her hands on Kizzie out the clear blue sky.  Is your wig squeezin’ your brain too tight HEFFA?  Did NeNe just levitate out her seat?  She’s out!  Bitch please LOL!  How can ya’ll not love her?

Kandi is so bootsy.  Who the hell still uses chair covers in the 21st century?

Thank you, Dwight.  Hook up Sheree’s mane and call it a night.  Lisa looks good in that dress, but her accessories look like snakes around her neck.  NeNe never half steps.  Kandi’s BAMA and has some nerve talkin’ about good thang NeNe don’t get paid to think.  Kim is steadily sayin something about NeNe and her negative energy yet she won’t get her name out her mouth!  Make up your mind.  Kandi is about as fake as they come.  She has no history with Kim.  Why is she so tight with her?  What’s in it for her ass?  She is not hardly as innocent as all of her newfound bandwagon jumpers think she is!

Here’s what I want to know about She by Sheree.  How did her line shown at the W in Atlanta look better thn the bullshit she showed at damn New York Fashion Week?  Just sayin…

And now for the so called updates:

Sheree is now working on a line of exercise videos LOL!  Really?!  Really Sheree?  Not a single update bout She by Sheree being carried in department stores, boutiques or online.  Is her website even up yet?  Weak.

Lisa nd Ed are co-authoring a parenting book?  SMH.  Listen, nobody wants to buy a book allegedly written by a former NFL player and his wife unless you’re going to tell groupies how to get pregnant by a ball player.  Just keepin’ it real.  Oh yeah, Lisa’s still not pregnant because she’s going through the change.

Kuntry Kandi – we know her story

Kizzie – we know her story, too…OH, she and Big Papa are no longer together.

DAMNIT, tivo didn’t record NeNe’s update.  What did it say ya’ll?

Another season has come to an end.  I know, I know, but we’ll always have the reunions shows AND Orange County starting soon.  Tell us your thoughts on Season 2.

…Vine…in a minute

NeNe Goes OFF on Michael Lohan…

Now THIS is must see TV!  NeNe Leakes was on the panel at The Insider and a few choice words for Michael Lohan’s punk ass!  What kind of trash cusses at a woman and tells her to promote a weight loss system?  He showed exactly who he is!  NeNe was right, he don’t want any of her and he damn well knows it.  She’d whoop his fucking ass, punk bitch!  Sorry son of a bitch pretending to help his daughter on one hand and pattin’ Jon Gosselin on the back with the other!  We don’t even like Lindsay Lohan, but damnit if she didn’t get dealt two shitty ass parents!  I’d be an addict, too!

Team NeNe or Team Douchebag Lohan?

…Vine…in a minute

Real Housewives of Atlanta: S2 Episode 12

Okay, ya’ll have been hypin us up on Twitter all night.  It’s finally on.  Here we go!

WHAT?  Sheree is meeting Kim for drinks?  Is she for real?  So the two of them are planning Kandi’s engagement party!  Kizzie’s new wig looks great…well great for her.  Lisa is Kandi’s actual friend, but they didn’t involve her in the planning?  This ain’t nothing but them kissing Kandi’s ass.  Sheree and that weave lookin like B Scott!

We love NeNe!  She is the only TRUE housewife on this show.  She’s with her Uncle Mel heading to Athens to meet with her ghost writer.  He’s an old school playa…always lookin’ like he’s going to church!  NeNe’s mama’s house is nice.  Ain’t no tellin’ what she was doing back in the day!  She mighta been running numbers and shit!

Here goes Sheree and her bald headed friend.  Thank gawd she cut that shag off in the back!  Sheree looks like He-Man in that dress.  She better hope her dresses look better on her models, as good as ugly clothes can look on a  model!  That Tanya might be gay.  Just sayin…

WAIT, did Sheree say that she and Dwight brainstormed and put their ideas together?  Sheree ain’t brainstormed nair idea!  Why are they actin like they don’t know what the fuck Dwight is capable of doing?  Ugh, that broad is a shit disturber.

Kandi obviously don’t spend money on clothes!  Her mother looks disgusted to be breathing the same air as AJ!  Kandi, what is agreeance?  You mean agreement, don’t you?  Her mama said out the gate “AJ has six children!”  “AJ, you got FO DIFFERENT BABY MAMAS!”  She is fucking hilarious.  I KNOW her money is her money…translation – nigga it ain’t fixin to be YOUR muthafuckin’ money!  We don’t give a damn.  Kandi is her child, period!  She’s always gonna look out for her.  She don’t give a damn about AJ, God rest his soul, and she didn’t have to.  He was not her responsibility!  Oh my God…CHILD SUPPORT GNR!!!  Wooo Lord have mercy that woman is a cold piece of work…and we love it.

Derek J just arrived at Kizzie’s house, took one look at her and said “what the hell are you wearing”?  She LOOKS like a mistress in that house coat!  That looks like the same fucking wig she just had on a minute ago!  Kim is a damn liar.  She is not spending that kind of money on hair each month.  Clothes, jewelry and shit, maybe, but not no damn synthetic hair!

Lisa and Ed look good together!  OMG her geos Kandi’s mother again!  “I’ve never seen so many children in my life!”  She hated that nigga, straight up and down!  Couldn’t stand him.  And Dwight ain’t making it better co-signing.  Poor Kandi can’t dress to save her life, looking like a southern Cleopatra.  Okay Kim, NeNe’s not even there.  WHY are you talking about her?  If her energy is so bad, then why even bring her up at this “positive” engagement party? 

Did ya’ll see her mama lookin like Kandi’s gonna have to pay for that fucking honeymoon!  She couldn’t even wish AJ well.  She hopes it works out for Kandi!  This episode is giving us everything tonight!

NeNe did not say Curtis bought her first bomber jacket!  She was for real, too.  Loves it.

Dwight Eubanks is too many things!  He said Sheree is about a year behind and “obviously needs help”!  Did ya’ll hear him inspect her clothing?  “Hmmm!  Hmmm?  Hmmm@@”  We love him!

Aww shit, NeNe is not thrilled that she might be getting ready to meet her dad like this.  OMG did ya’ll see this man with sweats on and a headband looking like a Harlem Globetrotter?  Wow, what do you even say to about this?  We really feel for NeNe.  Hopefully she’ll get all of the answers that she’s long since deserved! 

Next week is the finale.  What did everyone think about tonight’s episode?

…H & V…in  minute

Real Housewives of Atlanta: S2 Episode 11

It’s not as fun watching alone without Hollywood, but fuck it.  The show must go own!

Okay, am I the only one who has a moment every time Kandi does the prep in the intro?  Moving on…

Batting lead off is Kim shopping with Kandi.  I hope bitch apologizes for missing her performance.  She ain’t right.  Oh shit, she wants to put off her absence on her kid being sick!  That nappy headed nanny is the one raising those kids, not Kizzie.  Let’s be honest.  Kizzie, how do you “decide” that you love someone?  Is she crazy?  

Over to Lisa and NeNe’s asses.  What abuse did Lisa endure?  She plays the perfect, flawless life role.  Who abused her?  Not being funny; just asking.  NeNe is back to wondering who her biological father is.  Lord, can ya’ll imagine who her daddy is based on seeing her ass in motion?  He must be a COLD PIECE!

Lisa making the rounds tryna stay relevant.  Now she’s at Kandi’s house.  Her clothing line is doing well supposedly and Ed wants to get back on the field.  Well nigga shit, you done, sorry!  Let that shit go.  Find another way to be in the NFL mix.  He can’t be any worse than Rodney Harrison talking about the “PITCHBIRD” Steelers! 

Oh gawd, over to Sheree and her promo video shoot!  She needs to lay this clothing line to rest already.  NOBODY wants to wear her clothes.  I’d rather walk around with Apple Bottom Jeans on than some Sheree shit.  How is she gonna clown Lisa and say she’s not average when EVERYTHING about her ass is average and has been since she met Bob in that fucking bucket?  Keep it all the way real Sheree?  You ain’t fly.  You came up; leave it at that!

Ed needs to give up his hoop (field) dreams and try to find a job commentating.  Nigga you done.  I’m sorry to say, but you are.  Stop letting your dick ego run you and find another way to fool with pro football.  On the field ain’t gone happen.  He still wanna play in the league.  You and everyone else.  You better find some pick up flag football games to get into!  Why are we even discussing this in season 2 of this show?  Ed was done last season.  He confirmed it this season when he was driving around in that SUV on stock!  It’s been time to hang up the cleats.  Nobody has picked you up in 2 seasons.  He acting like it’s his damn choice! 

She by Sheree is NOT classy nor elegant!  What is this bitch smoking?  She needs to listen to Dwight and let that bootleg shit be what it is!  And what it is is NOT elegant or classy!  She feels like Dwight is overbearing because she’s hella janky!  If it were up to her, she’d have yet another fashion show without fashion!  Her diva attitude is going to give her a jacked up clothing line like Eve…keep own.

Kandi is yappin about her new album.  NEXT…

OMG NeNe’s race is on the way.  Dwight looks like a hungry Ethiopian trying on clothes at Forever 21 during their first visit to the United States.  Lord have mercy, I need to go to church on Sundee.  NeNe’s gay friend from L.A. makes a better woman than he does a man!  Do ya’ll see this shit?  For real, I am not joking.  I can’t believe I’m watching this GNR!  You see that Ed did NOT partake in this bullshit!

How did a MAN win a race running in high heels!

Aight, so Lisa’s about to take a pregnancy test while Ed waits.  Damn, she’s not pregnant.  Poor Ed looked hella depressed.

What did everyone think of this episode?

…Vine…in a minute

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