A little late to the party due to Labor Day celebrating…here we go!
I turn on the tv to hear Teresa screaming like a banshee, mocking Danielle. Jaque is hollerin’, Mama Line is the only one being quiet. Do these women ever quit? My question is if they know she’s such a liar and a phony, then WHY do they allow her lies to get them so fucking riled up? That makes them look like they’re getting a lil sumthin out of all this drama! Straight up.
Aight, Dirty D has walked off the stage! They’re back from commercial and Andy is trying his best to sound authoritative! #FAIL Teresa keeps talking that shit about Danielle not being “worth it” to hit her, but she can’t keep her ass on the couch! Which one is it?
They’re reliving the event at the Brownstone where Danielle and her cronies showed up looking like the 3 stooges! And onto Dina and Danielle’s meeting! They have Caroline on an inset and she looks like she’s prepared to put a hit out on Dirty D for how she talked to Dina. Just sayin’.
Danielle said that nobody, including Dina, is innocent in her leaving the show. She said that she also does not feel responsible for Dina not being on the show. Mama ‘Line is sorry that Dina left the show, but she understands why she left…it’s no longer fun, blah blah blah!
Over to Jacque and her non-parenting ass, she said that she can’t do anything to discipline Ashley cuz she’s 19 years old. Um, how about you start with not buying the spoiled brat new cars and shit! You take stuff away from kids who act a fool, not add to their material shit! No wonder she’s obnoxious. I know I don’t usually talk about their kids, but I’m so sick of this! If you have a child living under your roof, then hell yeah you can discipline their ass! They don’t like it, get the fuck out and leave the keys to your brand new SUV on the kitchen table!!! Ashley is the type of brat that ends up trying to put hands on her mother later on in life! Jacque said that Ash has been like this since she was 2 years old! THAT’S THE PROBLEM RIGHT THERE! Okay, Jaque said that they took her car away and gave it to a family member’s wife. Well that’s a good start.
Dirty D denied having a “text” or “facebook war” with Ashley. Jaque said that she saw the text messages, but D denied it. You know good and hell well that Danielle was being messy with that little girl LOL! Jaqueline trying to prove that Dirty D sent a tweet is ridiculous! It’s Twitter. She could have said absolutely anything to that man. I’m with D on this one. I don’t understand why people who hate her so much invest so much ENERGY into yelling and screaming at her!
Back to the Borgata…time to recap Kim D’s fashion show debacle! I’d rather them talk about how the clothes she sells make a mockery out of the fashion industry, but that’s just me. Isn’t it clear to see that Teresa was on the war path?? She intentionally came after Dirty D! If you don’t want everyone to know that your shit is in foreclosure, then avoid Danielle and keep it pushin! This is hilarious! Danielle clearly took acting lessons from Danny!! REALLY? REALLY TERESA? YOU DIDN’T START THAT FIGHT? What planet is this woman living on??? She’s as crazy as people think Danielle is, please believe it! How does some idiot in the midwest know that Danielle didn’t lose a lot of extensions that night? Shut the hell up! The way that white girls put their tracks in definitely takes out their hair when it’s taken out normally. When someone ripping the shit out, I’m sure her shit was painful! Then Jackie pulling Teresa’s hair as a demonstration and Teresa saying OW shows that the shit probably did hurt! Jackasses!! I’m sorry, but why should Dirty D dropped the charges against Ashley? She was, in fact, assaulted! They wouldn’t have dropped charges against her ass!
Teresa said that if someone paid her a hundred grand she’d get in a ring and box Danielle! Of course she would…she needs the money LMAO!
And we’re back with Kim G! That woman wants to be a regular on that show so bad!! I’m sorry, I can’t even look at Jackie’s face during these clips! Why did she do that to her lips? She looks bad. She looked perfectly fine before! What is with these grown ass women acting like children…you can’t be friends with her if I’m not friends with her! It’s ridiculous! And here she is in her old prom dress! Dirty D called her OUT! Yep, Kim G DID use her so that she could be on tv. Let’s call a spade a spade! Kim G is one to talk about square tits w/those saggy ass lumps hanging from her chest! Shit, she NEEDS to get some fake tits of her own. Listen, Danielle is a hustla to her core! She’s lookin at Kim G with disgust cuz she knows this broad is lying!
Kim G, if you know that it wasn’t the Manzos fault that you got a shitty table at the fundraiser, then why bring it up?? CRAZY! Aha!! And now we see why Kim G. is bashing Teresa on Twitter LOL! Teresa has some nerve asking Kim G her age and insinuating that she was too old for the pole dancing class w/her ass being a MOTHER and a WIFE acting like a fucking caged animal on national tv. Puhlease honey!@ Kim G’s face is as tight as a virgin’s chucky! That broad has had so much plastic surgery that her face isn’t moving! If she hadn’t pointed her finger at Teresa, I wouldn’t have known that she was pissed LOL!
Poor Andy trying to find one thing to unite all of the women…their dislike of Kim G., but even Jackie fucked that up! “I don’t miiiind her!” in that whiny ass voice. Doesn’t she see what being friend to all the animals did to her season 1? Will that woman ever learn?
Back to the show. Time to discuss the Caroline vs. Danielle confrontation! Look at Mama Line in those Louboutins! I digress. I’m sorry, Danielle is a liar, but Caroline saying that Dirty D continues to attack their kids, yet their kids don’t bother her! Um for real!!?? Ashley isn’t one of your family members? Ashley’s not a kid? Okay, Caroline!! Whatever you say!! WHY does she ask Danielle a question, but won’t let her answer? DAYUM! Caroline is actually starting to bug me. Danielle was actually making a good point, although I still think it was dumb as hell for her to bring armed guards to their meeting!
Now wait a minute, Andy just asked Jackie a direct question and she did not answer it! Had the shoe been on the other foot, they would have attacked D for not directly answering the question! Teresa, Jackie wouldn’t have pressed charges against Danielle’s daughter because her daughter would not have behaved that damn way! Say what you want about Danielle, but her kids are well-behaved, polite little girls! PERIOD DOT!
Ya’ll are gonna think I’m crazy, but I think that Jackie would still be friends with Dirty D if she weren’t part of the Manzo/Laurita crew! You can hear it right now in her voice as she’s apologizing to Danielle. It’s somewhat quivering! I think that they truly miss being each others friend, as dysfunctional as it was! Anyone else peep this?
Well, we all know that this speech by Jackie is a crock a shit based on the shit she’s twittering! Danielle is apologizing about everything related to Ashley. Jackie is buying it, but Caroline ain’t! It’s written all over her face and body!
In closing, Danielle only wanted to address Jackie. Dirty D also said that she will contact her attorneys and make peace for everyone. I don’t believe her, but okay. Caroline is sitting there wondering what the fuck is going on!! Danielle got up to hug Jackie. Jackie is trying to act annoyed cuz mama “line and Teresa are there, but I think she REALLY wanted to hug Danielle and REALLY make peace with her. Like make up with her! All the while Caroline and Teresa are laughing and rolling their eyes.
Ooops, not over! Caroline called it the biggest crock of shit she’s ever seen in her life. She said that Danielle’s outreach is phony! YEP! Danielle is right. She told Caroline that the minute Jackie began to show emotion she was subliminally telling her not to be weak and not fall for it and that jackie needed to be able to think and speak for herself! C’mon on now. You know that ain’t gonna happen as long as she’s part of their “family”!
Until next season…